三人剧本英文电影

Ⅰ 求三人表演的英语剧本

老同学（搞笑校园短剧）
演员：小石头 老干巴 大杂面 小丹

小丹：这不嘛，大学毕业十来年，当年的同学见面都难，有的有钱有的没钱，穷的不把富来奔，富的与穷家也无言。同学情感可不能白费，所以我们今天啊开个同学会，只为交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）
大杂面：小丹呐，你咋还忙活呢，快做饭吧，老同学都快来了。哎，我还得告诉你几句：今天时间也不晚了，记住今天聚会赵卫锋是重点，他现在是辛氏企业的经理，百分百一个大款。咱今天要是把他整高兴了，那咱们就抱住那金饭碗了，哈哈哈哈！
小丹：你怎么那么见钱眼开呢？难道同学之间也要讲钱？
大杂面：小丹你咋这么不懂事呢，同学同学，同样是学生但不一样学习。当年学习不努力，他穷了也不能和咱们生气啊，当年刻苦学习的，他有钱也证明是自己努力。你好比当年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折腾的，活动参加不少，就是不努力学习，听说毕业就失业了，现在在家种地，你说这是何必。
小丹：人家辛井水怎么也是同学啊，你可不能厚此薄彼啊。
大杂面：啊，对啊，你曾经还和辛井水谈过一段恋爱，怪不得你一直在为他说话呢。你们可别当着我的面情情爱爱，别怪我翻脸让他歇菜！
小丹：你！哼！（生气的下）（大杂面坐下看报纸）
小石头：（接电话）外！我是赵卫锋，哎呀，辛总啊，对来大杂面家开同学会，您放心吧，我一定会把这事办的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再见！
（敲门）开门！
大杂面：来了，你好你是？
小石头：我是赵卫锋！
大杂面：卫锋，哎呀！（拥抱）我想死你了，咱们十年没有见面了吧，我都想四你了！怎么样您母亲还好吗？
小石头：还好！
大杂面：您父亲还好吧？
小石头：还好！
大杂面：您家里都好吧？
小石头：还好！
（小丹出来）
小丹：哎呀！小石头啊！
小石头：恩？你是？
大杂面：小石头？哎？这位是赵卫锋赵经理，你怎么能……
小丹：啊，原来是赵经理啊，那你们坐下聊啊！
（赵卫锋手机响，接电话）
小石头：外，辛总啊！什么？好，我马上过去！
老同学，我公司有点事情我得马上过去，好吗？咱们有机会再聚！
（赵卫锋下）
大杂面：完了，完了，他走了，这同学会还开啥了？饺子包了，来人就喝茶吧！
（老干巴上，敲门）
小丹：谁啊？
老干巴：我！
小丹：老干巴？
老干巴：小丹？诶呀吗呀
小丹：诶呀！
大杂面：小丹谁啊？
小丹：老干巴快进来！军言，你看谁来了
大杂面：啊，送煤气罐的吧，放里边吧！
小丹：他好似咱们的老同学老干巴啊
大杂面：老干巴？哪个老干巴啊
老干巴：不认识我了？大杂面？你忘了我，我可记得你呀！
大杂面：我叫张军言不叫大杂面，（不屑的）里面坐吧。
小丹：（拉住老干巴的手）老干巴，现在干啥呢，可挺长时间没有看见你了啊。
老干巴：啊，我那什么……
大杂面：咳！小丹，你去烧点开水去！
老干巴：大杂面！不张军言，你现在干啥啊？
大杂面：呀，也没干啥！就搞几个小项目呗！
老干巴：啥项目啊？
大杂面：啊，没啥，也就是给北极星供暖，把太平洋变浅，克隆一个北朝鲜，再把黑洞填满。
老干巴：诶呀！那你还挺忙啊！
大杂面：呵呵，一般！老同学，那你忙写啥啊都？
老干巴：我跟你比起来差远了，成天净鼓动农作物了。
大杂面：（骄傲的）那也行，一年也能对付个一两千！
老干巴：哪能啊，一年也就八九百——万！
大杂面：啊，八九百？万？不是我说你老干巴，你跟我你吹啥啊？啊，咱们当年都农村出来的，谁不知道一年挣多少啊，啊？你有啥困难到我这你装啥啊，我也不是不能帮你。我这现在家业好几十万，光自行车我就好几个。等会你把那个89年的推走吧，没事别老走着多累，骑去呗！
老干巴：恩，我没走着！
大杂面：骑倒骑驴啊？那玩意更累疼，还不如自行车呢！
老干巴：不是……
（小丹上）
小丹：你们唠啥呢？来喝水！
大杂面：小丹，把咱们家那些破衣服啥的给老干巴拿走点，买衣服太贵了。
小丹：哎！
（小丹拿出一件衣服）
大杂面：你拿那不我的衣服吗？
小丹：那你不说给老干巴吗？
大杂面：我说你塞暖气空子里那几件！
小丹：那还能穿吗？
大杂面：老干巴他还能嫌咱们呐？
老干巴：没事，老同学嘛，永远都是老同学！
小丹：老干巴，还没有吃饭吧？
大杂面：啧！人家老干巴还能不吃饭？再说咱家菜油太大，老干巴能吃惯吗？回头再拉肚子可咋整。给老干巴包几个馒头拿走，人家老干巴没准还有急事呢！
小丹：张军言，你是不是有点过分了？
老干巴：那什么，没事，小丹，军言你们忙着啊，我先走了！
（赵卫锋敲门）
大杂面：这又是谁啊？这个闹停！
（开门）
大杂面：诶呀！卫锋！诶呀，你可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天别走了啊，就在这住！
小石头：不的了，我们懂事长在这吧？
大杂面：懂事长？没有啊！
老干巴：（过来）小石头，事情办妥了？
小石头：辛哥，办妥了，外商直接就拨款2000万！
老干巴：好，咱们走吧！
大杂面：辛哥！诶呀，我想死你了！太好了，小丹快去买海鲜，辛哥，今天别走了，我给你定酒店！诶呀，快给辛哥泡龙井啊，这破衣服你又翻出来干啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！
老干巴：军言……
大杂面：辛哥你还是叫我大杂面亲切！
老干巴：你还记得自己曾经叫大杂面？你记得你这个名字怎么来的吗？
大杂面：当然记得，小的时候家里穷，我每天都带一个玉米面上学，同学们都叫我大杂面，但是没有一个人瞧不起我，他们都来帮助我！
老干巴：那时候我每天都带一个糖馒头上学，每次都用馒头换你的杂面吃。不是我爱吃杂面，而是我想让你知道，世界上除了钱之外，还有情感存在！军言，对辛懂事长你就可以请海鲜，住酒店，对老干巴你就连多呆一会你都不愿意吗？老同学老同学，就算我们再有钱，也不能忘记了曾经的老同学啊！
大杂面：老干巴！呜——
（音乐响起）
~~~

Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assious study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK?
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU? You yes?
Zamian large: small stone? Hey? This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What? , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay? We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students? Dumplings package,来人on tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan? Ah ah long period of time?
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small?
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang? Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know? Zamian big? You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it.
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah?
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah?
Big Zamian: ah,没啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops.
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiu year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiu? 10,000? Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae? Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah? You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you. I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few. , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah? Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane? To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes?
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear?
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner?
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat? Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old? Zezheng diarrhea can be back again. To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies?
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie? This闹Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this?
Big Zamian: Dongshichang? No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get?
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!
Big Zamian: Xinge!诶ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!诶ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah? Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian? You remember how your name to?
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat. Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to? Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --
多长时间我就不太清楚了

Ⅱ 英语三人剧本

请参考Friends老友记的场景对话~
可以听读。然后记录下其中三人的对话。这样对学习过程会有帮助哦~~~

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Ⅲ 3人英文短剧剧本

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.

唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over
there.

悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here
tonight?

老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter,
tonight. We are all
afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can
help you.

老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very
capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away
tonight.

悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he
is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。

Darling, here I am.

站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。

Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a
couple.

猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。

Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am
sure that I
can make you happy.

小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。

八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？

Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?

小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。

When I am happy, I always tickle.

八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。

Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.

八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。

八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？

Darling. Why are you so powerful?

小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。

Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to
your home.

八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。

Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.

两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。

小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。

I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?

八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？

Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.

八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。

Darling, Let's go.

小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。

Okay. Let’s go.

音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背
上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。

八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？

Darling, why are you so heavy?

小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？

Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)

八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。

Yes, I do. I do.

继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，
灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。
八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。

八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？

Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?

小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。

Honey, I am here.

八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？

Darling. Why did you go up there?

小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。

That's your fault.

八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。

Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.

小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。

You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.

八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！

Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.

八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。

小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。

Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.
You must tell me
the truth first.

八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。

Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between
heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So
I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.

小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。

You look too ugly to meet people.

八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，
也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过
去想拉小女子的手）

I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for
Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet
you here.

小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。

You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you
carry me? It’s
impossible!

八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。

I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?

小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。

Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。

OK, let me show you my gongfu.

从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。

八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？

Darling. Why are you so strong?

小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。

Pull me out if you can .

八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。

八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。

How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！

You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。

My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。
悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？

You silly! Dare you harm others any more?

八戒：不敢了，不敢了。

No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？

Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。

No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。

I bet you dare not.

悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？

You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？

I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。

You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

八戒：什么？取经人来了？

What? Has Tangseng come?

悟空：走吧。

Yes. Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。

悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。
悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。

You silly, kneel down to meet your master.

八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。

Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？

My prentice, what's up?
悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为

八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice

and name you Bajie.
八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。
Thank you, my master!
老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。大话西游经典电影对白欣赏(英文版，暴笑）

唐僧：干什么？
What’s up?

悟空：放手！
Let go!

唐僧：你想要啊？悟空，你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢，虽然你很有诚意地看着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的。你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗？……
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really
like? Really?

悟空：我Kao！(悟空一拳将唐僧打倒。)
Shit!

观音：啊？孙悟空……
Monkey King……

悟空：大家看到啦？这个家伙没事就长篇大论婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪，就好象整天有一只苍蝇，嗡……对不起，不是一只，是一堆苍蝇围着你，嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飞到你的耳朵里面，救命，救命啊！(悟空倒地翻滚，异常痛苦。)
See, this guy keeps talking all the time, we don’t know what he’s talking about. He’s just like a fly hanging around. Sorry, not a fly. It’s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain. Help. Help!

悟空：所以呢我就抓住苍蝇挤破它的肚皮把它的肠子扯出来再用它的肠子勒住他的脖子用力一拉，呵－－！整条舌头都伸出来啦！我再手起刀落哗－－！整个世界清净了。现在大家明白，为什么我要杀他！
So I catch that fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestine. Put its intestine around its own neck.
Then I pull the intestine tightly. Everybody, the tongue comes out. I use a blade and cut! Wow! All the people keep silent. Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.

观音：哼！悟空，你诸多借口，你根本就不想去取西经！
Monkey King, you have so many excuses. You don’t want to get scriptures in the west.

悟空：说那么多干什么，打呀！我老孙有金刚不坏之身，十个观音我都不放在眼里。(俩人一番斗法，悟空被观音降服收入甘露瓶。)
Shut up please! Beat! I’ve got a super body. You can’t hurt me. I don’t scare of any god.

观音：今天我要替天行道！
I’m gonna punish you.

唐僧：哎哎！徒弟有错做师傅的也有责任，求姐姐放他一条生路吧！
If a disciple has made a mistake, his master needs to take the responsibility. Goddess, please pardon him!

观音：我不消灭他没法儿向玉皇大帝交代！
I have to do so, I need to report to Heaven Emperor.

唐僧：请姐姐跟玉皇大帝说一声，贫僧愿意一命赔一命！(合十坐地，将法杖向空中一抛)
Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor, I can sacrifice my life for him.

观音：Longevity Monk.

唐僧：喃呒阿弥陀佛！(法杖将唐僧砸死。) Namonitabhaya…

Ⅳ 求3人英语剧本

A: oh, it's you, B, what's going on these days? B: well, not bad. It's a beautiful day, isn't it? A: Yes, it is. That's why I am here to enjoy the work by the famous artist. B: So am I. Do you find anything really worth for appreciation? A: Well, I just found a painting. it's really interesting but I can’t recognize who drew it. It is brushed simply but I think it expresses something. B: Really? Please show me, I think I can tell you whose work it is. A: This way please The two men stopped in front of a painting. A: Look, this is what I told you. B: Hmmm, it is a house; the light is on and no dark inside. there is a flower in the vase which is in different colors. The flower is on the desk near the window. Look, the sun is in the sky with some sunshine around it. It is an abstract work, even without frame. but I believe it is meaningful. A: yeah, I agree with you. I guess it is drawn by a famous artiest like Picasso, he likes to draw something simple but meaningful. B: It is a precious painting. I believe it. C came at that moment. C: excuse me, I am the manager here and I need to take the painting down now. A: Wait a minute, please tell us who drew it. We all believe it is from a famous artist but we just cant know the name. B: yes, please tell us. C: A famous artist?? Are you kidding me? This is drawn by my grandson; he is very naughty and hung his art class homework on this wall! A&B: What!?这是我根据以前的高中课本里的一篇文章改编的。我们学校的教师在教师基本功大比武时，自编自演的，当时很成功的。不过，原来的脚本已经找不到了，我通过自己的回忆大体把它呈现出来了，这个短剧场景可以自己按情况更改，人可多可少，最好幽默一点的同学表演。
Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了）
众士兵排列整齐的上。
M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)
Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)
（在宿舍里）
Ss: Cheer!(干杯)
（班长带着一新士兵推门进来）
M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give
him a warm welcome!
Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他摇摇头)
M: He doesn't know French at all.
Ss: What a pity!
有一天，一个士兵慌慌张张的跑了过来。
A. Monitor! Monitor!
M: What's the matter with you?
A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.
M: What shall we do?
B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first
one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in
the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"
M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. What
shall we do?
B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at
any time.
Ss: Good!
各种场合：
睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
A: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
B: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
跑步：C:Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
C: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
.....
Ss: We believe that's no problem at all.
A:(慌慌张张的) N is coming. N is coming.
(众士兵立正)
N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?
Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!
Sam 在哆嗦，引起了拿破仑的注意。
N: （走到他的面前）Well. How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 21 . sir.
N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you?
Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.
N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!!!!
Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!!
Ss: My god!!!
众士兵失望的下场了。
The hare and the tortoise
One morning, a hare and a tortois meet in a forest,so they begin to talk.
H: Good morning. Mr Tortoise.
T: Oh, it's you. Mr Hare. Good morning!
H: What are you doing?
T: I'm running.
H:Running? Ha ha ha! Can you run? Your legs are too short!
T: Of course I can.
H:My legs are long. I can run faster than you.
T: Don't be so sure.
H:Well then. Let's run to the tall tree over there. Let's see who can get
there first.
T: All right. Ready? Go!
A. Mr Tortoise goes very slowly. But Mr Hare runs very fast. Soon he comes
to a small tree.
H: Where is Mr Tortoise? Aha! There he is!He is far behind me. How slow he
is! Mmm. it's so hot! Here is a tree. I'll have a short sleep first.
T: Oh, he is sleeping under the tree there. But I can't stop. I must go
on.
H: Ah! What a nice sleep! Let me go on. Oh, where 's Mr Tortoise? Where is
he now? I must hurry.
A: Soon he runs to the tall tree. Mr Tortoise is sitting under the tree
and waiting for him.
T:Hi, Mr Hare! How are you? I'm here first. Who is faster, Mr Hare ,you or
me?
H: Oh!.....
A: After a long time. Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise meet again. What will they
do? Please look carefully.
H: Hello!Mr Tortoise. Let's have a match again, OK?
T: Oh. all right.
H: Let's see who is faster this time.
T: OK! One, two . Go!
H: This time I can't sleep ,I must be the first.
T: This time I must be the winner. Mr Hare isn't faster than me. No
matter!
A: This time Mr Hare runs very fast. But Mr Tortoise is very slow.
H: Hooray! I am the winner!
T: I can't believe that! (crying)
A few months later. In the forest animals are all together.
They are talking about the match of Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise.
M:The first time ,Mr Tortoise is the winner.
D: The second time , Mr Hare is the winner.
M: But We don't know who is really the winner. So they must have another
match.
P: I agree with you.
A: All the animals want them to have another match.So a new match begins
between them.
H: I try my best to be the winner.
T: I must be careful. I can't be far behind him.
M: Ready ? Go!!!
H: I am faster than him. (worried) How can I cross the river?
Mr Tortoise is near me. How can I do? How can I do?
T: What's the matter? Mr Hare? Oh ! You can't cross the river. No matter ,
you can cross the river on my back. Come here!
Let's go across the river together.
H: (exciting) Thank you very much! Thank you!!!
T: (smiling) Not at all! We must help each other.
A: They go across the river safely.
They go on running.
T: Oh ! my leg. Something is wrong with my leg. What can I do?
H: Where is Mr Tortoise? There must be something wrong with him. Let me
have a look. What's wrong with you?
T: Something is wrong with my leg. I can't run any longer.
H: Don't worry. You can get the forest on my back.
T: No. You just go on running. Don't worry about me.
H: Let's help each other.
(They go on running together slowly)
M: Look! everyone! How strange they are!
A: When they know the matter.they all say:
The winners are Mr Tortoise and Mr Hare!!
They sing a happy song!
So much for the play!

Ⅳ 求适合三个人的英语话剧及剧本，8～10分钟的

罗密欧与朱丽叶剧本片段 分享如下
JULIET
O fortune，fortune！allmen call thee fickle[fikel]：
If thou artfickle，what dost thou[咬舌尖] with him．Thatis renown'dfor faith？
Be fickle，fortune；
For then，Ihope，thou wilt not keep him long，Butsend him back．
[l1] 朱丽叶 命运啊命运！谁都说你反复无常；
要是你真的反复无常，那么你怎样对待一个忠贞不贰的人呢？
愿你不要改变你的轻浮的天性，
因为这样也许你会早早打发他回来。
CAPULET
ho，daughter！areyou up？[l2]
凯普莱特喂，女儿！你起来了吗？
JULIET
Whois't that calls？is it my lord father？[l3]
朱丽叶 谁在叫我？是我的父亲吗？
CAPULET
Why，hownow，Juliet！[l4]
凯普莱特啊！怎么，朱丽叶！
JULIET
Father，Iam not well．[l5]
朱丽叶 父亲，我不大舒服。
CAPULET
Evermoreweeping for your cousin's death？
What，wiltthou wash him from his grave with tears？
[l6] An ifthou couldst，thou couldst not make him live；
Therefore，havedone：
some grief showsmuch of love；
But much ofgrief shows still some wantof wit．
[l7] 凯普莱特老是为了你表兄的死而掉泪吗？
什么！你想用眼泪把他从坟墓里冲出来吗？
就是冲得出来，你也没法子叫他复活；所以还是算了吧。
适当的悲哀可以表示感情的深切，
过度的伤心却可以证明智慧的欠缺。
JULIET
Yetlet me weep for such a feeling loss．
朱丽叶 可是让我为了这样一个痛心的损失而流泪吧。
CAPULET
That not the friend which you weep for.
Well，girl，thouweep'st not so much for his death，
Asthat the villain lives which slaughter'd him．[l8]
凯普莱特 他不是你用眼泪哭得回来的。
好，孩子，人已经死了，你也不用多哭他了；
顶可恨的是那杀死他的恶人仍旧活在世上。
JULIET
Whatvillain？
朱丽叶 什么恶人？
CAPULET
Thatsame villain，Romeo．
凯普莱特 就是罗密欧那个恶人。
JULIET
GodPardon him！I do，withall my heart；
And yet no manlike he doth grieve my heart．
[l9] 朱丽叶 饶恕他！我愿意全心饶恕他；
可是没有一个人像他那样使我心里充满了悲伤。
CAPULET
Thatis，becausethe traitormurderer lives．
凯普莱特 那是因为这个万恶的兇手还活在世上。
JULIET
Ay，father，fromthe reach of these my hands：
Would none but Imight vengemy cousin's death[元音e]！
[l10] 朱丽叶 是的，父亲，我恨不得把他抓住在我的手里。
但愿我能够独自报复这一段杀兄之仇！
CAPULET
Wewill have vengeancefor it．
But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings，girl．[l11]
凯普莱特 我们一定要报仇的。
但是现在，我得告诉你一个好消息。
JULIET
Andjoy comes well in such a needy time：What are they，
Ibeseechyour my lord？
朱丽叶 在这样不愉快的时候，好消息来得真是再适当没有了
请问父亲，是什么好消息呢？
CAPULET
Marry，mychild，early next Thursday morn!
The gallant，youngand noble gentleman，The County Paris，
at Saint Peter'sChurch，Shall happily make thee there a joyfulbride．
[l12] 凯普莱特 哈哈，我的孩子，星期四的早晨，
那位风流年少的贵人，帕里斯伯爵，
就要在圣彼得教堂里娶你做他的幸福的新娘了。

JULIET
Now，bySaint Peter's Church and Peter too，
He shall notmake me there a joyful bride.
[l13] I pray you， I will not marry yet；[l14]
and，whenI do，I swear，Itshall be Romeo，
whom you know Ihate，Rather than Paris．
[l15] These are news indeed！[l16]

朱丽叶 凭着圣彼得教堂和圣彼得的名字起誓，
我决不让他娶我做他的幸福的新娘。
我现在还不愿意出嫁，
就是要出嫁，我可以发誓，
我也宁愿嫁给我所痛恨的罗密欧，不愿嫁给帕里斯。
真是些好消息！
CAPULET
Soft！takeme with you，take me with you．[l17]
How！willthou none？doth thou not give us thanks？Isthou not proud？doth thou not count thy blest，Unworthyas thou is，that we have wrought So worthy agentleman to be thou bridegroom？[l18]
凯普莱特 且慢！讲明白点，讲明白点儿。
怎么！你不要嫁人吗？你不谢谢我们吗？你不称心吗？我们替你找到了这么一位高贵的绅士做你的新郎，你还不想想这是多大的福气吗？
JULIET
Notproud，you have；butthankful，that you have：
Proud can Inever be of what I hate；
But thankfuleven for hate，that is meant love．
[l19] 朱丽叶 我没有喜欢，只有感激；
你们不能勉强我喜欢一个我对他没有好感的人，
可是我感激你们爱我的一片好心。
CAPULET
Hownow，hownow，chop-logic！
Whatis this？'Proud，'and'I thank you，'and'I thank you not；' Andyet 'not proud，'mistressminion，
you，Thankme no thankings，nor，proudme no prouds，
Butfettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next，
Togo with Paris to Saint Peter's Church，
OrI will drag thee on a hurdle thither．
Out，yougreen-sickness carrion！out，you baggage！[l20]
凯普莱特 怎么！怎么！胡说八道！
这是什么话？什么“喜欢”“不喜欢”，“感激”“不感激”！
好丫头，我也不要你感谢，我也不要你喜欢，
只要你预备好星期四到圣彼得教堂里去跟帕里斯结婚；
你要是不愿意，我就把你装在木笼里拖了去!不要脸的死丫头！
JULIET
Goodfather，I beseech you on my knees，Hearme with patience but to speak a word．[l21]
朱丽叶 好爸爸，我跪下来求求您，请您耐心听我说一句话。
CAPULET
Hangthee！disobedientwretch！Itell thee what：[l22]
getthee to church o' Thursday，
Ornever after look me in the face：
Speaknot，replynot，donot answer me；Myfingers itch．
凯普莱特 不孝的畜生！我告诉你，
星期四给我到教堂里去，不然以后再也不要见我的面。
不许说话，不要回答我；我的手指痒着呢。

JULIET
Isthere no pity sitting in the clouds，That sees into the bottom of my grief？
I'll to thefriar，to know his remedy：Ifall else fail，myselfhave power to die．[l23]
[l24] 朱丽叶 天知道我心里是多么难过，难道它竟会不给我一点慈悲吗？
啊，我要到神父那儿去向他求救；要是一切办法都已用尽，我还有死这条路。
JULIET
Areyou at leisure，holyfather，now；Orshall I come to you at evening mass？
朱丽叶 （叩门声）[l25] 神父，您现在有空吗？还是让我在晚祷的时候再来？
FRIARLAURENCE
Myleisure serves me，pensive daughter，now．[l26]
劳伦斯 我还是现在有空，多愁的女儿。
JULIET
Oshut the door！and when thou hast done so，
Come weep withme；
past hope，pastcure，past help！
[l27] 朱丽叶 啊！把门关了！关了门，
陪着我哭吧。
没有希望、没有补救、没有挽回了！
FRLARLAURENCE[l28]
Ah，Juliet，Ialready know thy grief；It strains me past the compass of my wits：
Ihear thou must，andnothing may prorogueit，
OnThursday next be married to this county．
劳伦斯 啊，朱丽叶！我早已知道你的悲哀，实在想不出一个万全的计策。
我听说你在星期四必须跟这伯爵结婚，而且毫无拖延的可能了。
JULIET
Helpme , friar, in thy wisdom.[l29]
Ifnot ,thou call my resolution wise.[l30]
Godjoin'd my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands;
Andere this hand, by thee to Romeo seal'd,
Shall be thelabel to another deed,
Or my true heartwith treacherous revolt
Turn to another,this shall slay them both:[l31]
Benot so long to speak; I long to die.[l32]
朱丽叶 神父，用你的智慧帮帮我。
如果不能，那么只要你赞同我的决心。
上帝把我的心和罗密欧的心结合在一起,你把我们的双手结合，
要是我这一只已经由你证明和罗密欧缔盟的手，再去和别人缔结新盟，或是我的忠贞的心起了叛变，投进别人的怀里，
那么这把刀可以割下这背盟的手，诛戮这叛变的心。
所以，神父，。不要老是不说话；不然，我只有一死。
FRIARLAURENCE
Hold,hold,daughter: I do spy a kind of hope,[l33]
Whichcraves as desperate an execution.
If thou has the strength of will to slay thyself.
Then is it likely thou wilt undertake
A thing copest with death himself to scape from it.
And,if thou darest, I'll give thee remedy.
劳伦斯 住手，女儿；我已经望见了一线希望，
可是那必须用一种非常的手段，
如果你有视死如归的决心，
那么你应该愿意尝试一种与死差不多的方法来逃脱它。
倘然你敢冒险一试，我就可以把办法告诉你。
JULIET
O,bid me leap, rather than marry Paris,
From off thebattlements of yonder tower;
Or walk inthievish ways; or bid me lurk
Where serpentsare; chain me with roaring bears;
Things that, tohear them told, have made me tremble;
And I will do itwithout fear or doubt,
To live anunstain'd wife to my sweet love.
[l34] 朱丽叶 啊！只要不嫁给帕里斯，
你可以叫我从那边塔顶的雉堞上跳下来；
你可以叫我在盗贼出没、毒蛇潜迹的路上匍匐行走；
把我和咆哮的怒熊锁禁在一起；
无论什么使我听了战栗的事，只要可让我活着对我的爱人做一个纯洁无瑕的妻子，我都愿意毫不恐惧、毫不迟疑地做去。
FRIARLAURENCE
Hold, daughter,
To-morrownight this distilled liquor drink thou off;
When presentlythrough all thy veins shall run
A cold anddrowsy humour,
And in thisborrow'd likeness of shrunk death
Thou shaltcontinue two and forty hours.
[l35] Now, when the bridegroom in the morningcomes
To rouse theefrom thy bed, there art thou dead:
Then, as themanner of our country is,
In thy bestrobes uncover'd on the bier
Thou shalt beborne to that same ancient vault
Where all thekindred of the Capulets lie.
[l36] and that very night,
Shall Romeo bearthee hence to Mantua.
[l37] And this shall free thee from thispresent shame;
If no inconstanttoy, nor womanish fear,
Abate thy valourin the acting it.
[l38] 劳伦斯 好女孩，这一个药瓶你拿去，
到了星期三的晚上，你就把这里面炼就的液汁一口喝下，
那时就会有一阵昏昏沉沉的寒气通过你全身的血管，
接着脉搏就会停止跳动；
在这种与死无异的状态中，你必须经过四十二小时。
当那新郎在早晨来催你起身的时候，
他们会发现你已经死了；
然后，照着我们国里的规矩，
他们就要替你穿起盛装，
用柩车载着你到凯普莱特族中祖先的坟茔里。
等你一醒过来，当夜就叫罗密欧带着你到曼多亚去。
只要你不临时变卦，不中途气馁，
这一个办法一定可以使你避免这一场眼前的耻辱。
JULIET
Giveme，giveme！O，tell not me of fear！[l39]
朱丽叶 给我！给我！啊，不要对我说起害怕两个字！
FRIARLAURENCE
Hold；getyou gone，
bestrong and prosperousIn this resolve：
I'llsend a friar with speed To Mantua，with my lettersto thy lord．
劳伦斯 拿着；你去吧，愿你立志坚强，前途顺利！我就叫一个弟兄飞快到曼多亚，带我的信去送给你的丈夫。
JULIET
Lovegive me strength！and strength shall help afford．Farewell，dearfather！[l40]
朱丽叶 爱情啊，给我力量吧！只有力量可以搭救我。再会，亲爱的神父！

by 聚有戏

Ⅵ 求三人表演的英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟左右的就可以了!

Three visits to the cottage
主要人物：诸葛亮、诸葛家仆人（朱不亮）、刘备、关羽、张飞、旁白（同时操作电脑）
旁白：
Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great
classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main
characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Now，let’s go into the story.
第一幕
屋子中，诸葛亮在屋里走着，
诸葛亮：Buliang，this classroom is so dirty，猪不亮扫地，送水（营养快线） 三兄弟上场，关羽（头巾），刘备（墨镜），张飞（不停打嗝） 刘：饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙
A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.（伸手，张飞点烟，刘深吸一口，长舒一口气）
刘：嗯？没点着
En? It dosen’t burn on.
张飞：凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟
Sorry，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom! 关羽：此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang! 张飞：必须的，老曹太欺负人了
Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much. 三人来到门前，石头剪子布 刘备：According to our custom？ 关羽：OK.
张飞：No problem. 刘备三人进行石头剪子布，刘备输了，其余两人把刘备推到前面。 刘备作出一幅英勇就义的姿态，（上海滩响起）
刘备作按门铃状，（门铃声响起）。
诸葛亮：Bu liang（不亮）, go to open the door.
仆人：Heng!(哼) 仆人板着个脸到了门口，做了一个甩头的动作，并呼啦呼啦头发，然后深呼吸，放平稳，保持微笑。然后打开门，举了个躬。
仆人：안녕하세요(发音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好) 刘备：Can you speak English? 关羽：（紧接着刘备）Can you speak Chinese? 张飞：（紧接着）Can you speak Japanese?

历史老照片不能说的秘密慈禧军阀明末清初文革晚清

刘备：（紧接着）Spanish?
关羽：（紧接着）Congolese? 张飞：（紧接着）Egyptian? 仆人：（紧接着）Shut up! Who are you people? 刘备：(摆个pose)I’m Liubei.
关羽：(也摆个pose)I’m Guanyu.
张飞：(同样摆个pose，把关羽碰倒了)I’m Sorry. 刘备三人赶紧把仆人扶起来。 猪不亮：你们怎么来的啊
What do you three take to come here? 张飞：骑马来的啊，做骑马状 Riding a horse ,of course. 猪不亮：那你们怎么骑马来的啊？ So,How do you riding a horse? 三人面面相觑，猪不亮关门 刘备突然明白了，“money！！” 张飞关羽耸肩都没带钱，下台
第二幕
三兄弟上台，张飞关羽手提礼品
关羽猥琐的说:这次应该可以了吧，上次也怨我们 I think we’ll manage it this time.
张飞：啥啊，如果你不是拉着我，老子一嗓子吼死他（做咆哮状，老虎声音）
What? If you don’t pull me,I will easily kill him with my strong throat! 刘备：行了，行了，我们来干啥来了 稍息。。。立正。。。（张飞关羽照做）
Stop,stop,What are we doing here? At ease!—Attention! 刘备：都给我机灵点（张飞关羽点头答应） You three! Be clever this time!
屋子中„„
（英文歌，诸葛亮和猪不亮正喝酒，猪不亮哼着英语歌，他两个喝醉了） 诸葛亮：MY GOD！！上天你为什么这么惩罚我 My God!! Why do you punish me?!
猪不亮：老大别难过，班长杨超不也没过吗
Don’t be sad,my boss. As I know,our monitor does’t pass the examination. 诸葛亮：我的四级考试啊，开始哭．．．
What？our monitor does’t pass the examination？But，My English cet band 4 also losed··· （换背景音乐，猪不亮跟着哭，门铃响，猪不亮醉醺醺的摇摇晃晃去开门） 猪不亮：谁啊
Who’s this? 张飞：收水费的
I come here to charge the bill of electricity

（开门，三人一脸嬉笑）
刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下
We are here again,bother to notice your boss. （猪不亮四下环顾，把礼品接过来了）
（屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽抹眼泪） 张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头（自言自语） I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见一下（SEE）
Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please. 猪不亮：吟诗，见与不见。。。 （你见，或者不见我
It’s doesn’t matter if you see me or not 我就在那里
I am standing right there 不悲不喜
With no emotion 你念，或者不念我
It’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not 情就在那里
The feeling is right there 不来不去
And it isn’t going anywhere 你爱或者不爱我
It’s doesn’t matter）
（猪不亮转身关门，站不稳）
刘：What?！！
张飞：是不是家里死人了，下次再来吧
I’m afraid some-one important of him died here. Let’s go. Maybe we should come next time. 关羽：希望死的不是诸葛亮
Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang does’t die„ （关羽，刘备打张飞，下台。。）
第三幕
（诸葛亮和猪不亮玩三国杀，背景音乐，术语） （诸葛亮又赢了） 猪不亮：老大你真NB You are the man !
诸葛亮：那是，你不想想我是干什么的，我打算过了年就去找刘备，找份工作
Hum！That’s a piece of cake. And I think I should go to Liu Bei’s corporation to find a job after Spring Festival.

猪不亮：你想去刘备那里？？
What? You said you wanna to go to Liu Bei’s company? 诸葛亮：嗯，那里用不着英语
En...That’s a good place in which I need not speak English. 猪不亮：前几天他来过了，让我赶跑了
But...uh, I drove him away a few days ago. 门铃响。。 猪不亮：说来就来了
Speak of the devil and he doth appear. （三兄弟，大跨步的走进来，诸葛亮一见到很激动） 诸葛亮：大哥，想死我了（拥抱）你带我走吧 Boss! I ached for you so much, please help me!
刘备：镇定镇定，既然兄弟这么看得起我，那咱们就一起大干一场吧 Be calm. Since you trust me so much, let’s go and do it! （出发。。）
诸葛亮：大哥等等，那。。那，一月多少钱啊
Wait,wait...My boss, uh, how much will.. I get.. from you then. 张飞：（恐吓状）兄弟之间不谈钱，谈钱多伤感情，（拎着诸葛亮就走） It hurts feelings when it comes to money! （猪不亮在后面拿着包袱，大喊） 猪不亮：带上我吧，（走路（小沈阳状）） Oh, Please take me away. 闭幕。。。。

Ⅶ 急求三人英语剧本，要电影片段的！！！英文电影！！！五分钟左右，初中一年级水准！！！急求！！！

你不如买本疯狂英语看了 每一期都有推荐电影 而且还有部分电影对白 台词 情节 都写的很清楚 去找一本适合你们的 买下来 背诵就可以了

Ⅷ 求经典的三个人的英文电影对白

Ennio Morricone所创作出的经典乐章，让人们难以忘怀。甚至有人形容闭上眼睛开这部电影就像听一场音乐会一样过瘾。不管是新奇浪漫爱情主题的Playing Love，还是在风浪中随波飞舞的Magic Waltz，抑或是爵士鼻祖弹奏的那首充满挑衅的The Crave，还有1900精彩炫目的Enring Movement，大师老莫的才华在华彩飞扬的乐章中展现无遗。
“Take a piano. The keys begin, the keys end. You know there are eightyeight of them, nobody can tell you any different. They are not infinite. You are infinite. And on these keys the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by.”——这是我认为整部电影中最经典的台词，因为这句话最可以体现1900的心灵世界，他将钢琴和音乐视为生命，或者说他就是钢琴，钢琴就是他。他从一出生就在船上，他没有下过船，没有到过陆地，因此他对陆地没有期盼、没有好奇。然而当他心爱的姑娘出现时，他为了爱决定下船，他说了这样一段话：“Its voice.It's like ...a big scream,telling you that life is immense.Once you've finally heard it then you will really know what you have to do to go on living.I could stay here forever.The ocean would never tell me a thing.But if I get off,live on landfor a couple of years,then I'd be normal,just like the others.And then,maybe one day I will make it to the coast,look up,see the ocean and hear it scream.本以为，他意识到了生活的无边与美好，本以为，他体会到了海所不能带给他的东西，本以为，他会如他所说的那样义无反顾的下船去，可是，到最后关头，他还是反悔了，他到底是不会也不能离开，他不会出卖钢琴，因为那是他的命！
1900很胆小、很怯懦，但一切的一切，他是为了守护自己，守护钢琴，守护心灵，他将心围裹上厚厚的篱墙，守护他心中强大的力量。所以，他有勇气面对死亡。他最终与Virginian一同化为灰烬，我记得每当看到这里，我都会哭，可是哭过之后，我才发现这样的结局对于1900来说是最好的结局。最终，他还是纯洁的、美好的，最终，他守住了理想！

Ⅸ 求一3人的英语情景剧剧本，要有翻译的那种

白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)
(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)
(一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)
继母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人敛神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh

Ⅹ 三人英语情景剧剧本

很简单，你去找一个童话故事里的片段，如皇帝的新衣这个故事演起来时间很少的