搞笑英文电影精彩片段

❶ 求：适合学生表演的英语电影片段。。要经典或者搞笑的！

❷ 求经典英文电影对白，搞笑一点的

你去看看《老友记》里
太多了啊
推荐809那集 就是布拉德皮特客串的那集

❸ 急求：英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）

英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
国内版
.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep
silent?

2.你又在吓我
You scare me again.

3.莫非是一家黑店?
Is this a
slaughter house?

4.长夜漫漫,无心睡眠
It's a long night, no mood to
sleep.

5.如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心
If I can't be with the one who
I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven
Emperor.

6.要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊?
Should I show you my
heart?

7.可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹
But happiness is always a flash
of time. We only have endless
pain.

8.有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的
When you discover that you’ve
fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting
you.

9.可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!
But how can I fall in love with
a person I hate? Please give me a reason,
please!

10.爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?
We don't need any reason to love a
person. Don't we? Do we?

国外版
1.That old saying,how you always hurt the one you love? Well,it works both ways.
俗话说，人们总会伤害他所爱的人，其实人们也会爱上他所伤害的人。
2.Echo:I could’t sleep. I could’t sleep. Everyting’s far way. With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everyting’s a of a of a .
失眠症让我感受不到真实，一切都很虚幻，事情都成了相同的拷贝。
3.All life a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气.
4.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen,or who i'm going to meet,where i am going to wind up.
我喜欢早上一起来是一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局.
5..I figure life is gift and i don't intend on wasting it.You never knowwhat hand you're going to get dealt next.You learn to take life as itcomes at you.
我觉得生命是一种礼物,我不想浪费它,你不知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活.
6..To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值.
7..Godis wipe away all the tears from there eyes,and there shall be no moredeath. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, Neither shall there beany more pain,for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪,死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生离死别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
8..You are going to get out of there.You're going to on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow ang you're going to die and old , an old lady,warm in your bad.Not there,Not this night,Not like this .
你一定会脱险的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看着他们长大,你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上,而不是今晚在这里,不是象这样的死去.

9..Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西)
10..I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了)
11..Whatever comes, I’ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远)
12..I think it’s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用)
13..Sir, you’re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)
14..I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬)
15..In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你)
16,.I love you more than I’ve ever loved any woman. And I’ve waited longer for you than I’ve waited for any woman.(此句只可意会不可言传)
17..If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了)
18.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界)
19..You’re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西)
20..Home. I’ll go home. And I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天)

❹ 求：适合学生表演的英语电影片段。。要经典或者搞笑的！

要看你是几人表演了。
种类也很多
经典的片段有
《乱世佳人》中斯嘉丽告白被白瑞德碰上的那段
《阿甘正传》中开头阿甘和老妇人对话的一段
《傲慢与偏见》中达西和伊丽莎白互相瞧不顺眼的一段
搞笑的我知道的不多
可以试着表演《老友记》中任何一段

❺ 求：适合学生表演的英语电影片段。。要经典或者搞笑的！

楼主，我建议你选周星驰的
一是因为周星驰的电影，年轻人一般都看过，比较熟悉
二是星爷的的台词和表情都比较夸张，也比较熟适合拿来做舞台表演
有几个选择：
一是，《大话西游》中经典的“如果上天再给我一次机会。。。”
二是，《大内密探00发》中的模仿奥斯卡颁奖典礼那段
三是，《白面包青天》中的“不要一开口就你个头”
还有《少林足球》中的“地球是很危险的”，《功夫》中的“别人都已经睡觉了”

❻ 外国有哪些经典的爆笑电影推荐

经典国外爆笑电影

• 1.《空中大灌篮》（Space Jam）这是一部1996年上映的经典动画电影，由迈克尔·乔丹和卡通人物巨星小丑组成的阵容，讲述了乔丹与小丑之间的篮球比赛。这部电影不仅有着精彩的篮球场面，还有着幽默搞笑的情节和对话，让观众们捧腹大笑。

❼ 我要找一段比较经典又搞笑的英文电影片断

空前绝后满天飞<airplane>
这是部80年代的片子,但我觉的这可以说是外文电影中最搞笑的一部了,绝对比近年来的<美国派>,<婚礼傲客>之流的还要好笑几倍.
大致情节是在一架因意外出事的飞机上,男主角要克服自身的问题来拯救飞机的故事.
里面有许多经典的桥段,也被日后的许多电影所借鉴.个人认为周星驰的一些电影段落就有其着这部片子的影子.
个人影响最深的一个段落是:影片开始男主角乘TAXI来到机场,对司机说等一下,然后碰到了以前的恋人而上了飞机.最后影片结束,子幕放完后的一个镜头是那个司机还等在那.

❽ 英语经典搞笑电影片段

我建议楼主不要选老友记 如果是用来表演的 可以选总所周知的片段
可以把不搞笑的 演的搞笑 也就是俗称的 恶搞 这么滴效果会更好
就算你演了老友记里面搞笑的片段 很多人也不见得会看得懂哦
那种幽默都比较深层次 要对文化很了解 还要听得懂才行

❾ 求十句经典英文电影台词，说明来处，中英对照 最好搞笑的

1.《蓝莓之夜》

一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
.2.《当哈利遇见莎莉》

.爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
3.《剪刀手爱德华》

我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am with you
4.《恋夏500天》

爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.

5.《如果能再爱一次》
举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

6.《曾经》

曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

7.《两小无猜》

好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

8.《附注我爱你》

在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.

9.《分手信》

离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
10.《返老还童》

我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。

I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.