搞笑英文电影对话片段

⑴ 求：适合学生表演的英语电影片段。。要经典或者搞笑的！

楼主，我建议你选周星驰的
一是因为周星驰的电影，年轻人一般都看过，比较熟悉
二是星爷的的台词和表情都比较夸张，也比较熟适合拿来做舞台表演
有几个选择：
一是，《大话西游》中经典的“如果上天再给我一次机会。。。”
二是，《大内密探00发》中的模仿奥斯卡颁奖典礼那段
三是，《白面包青天》中的“不要一开口就你个头”
还有《少林足球》中的“地球是很危险的”，《功夫》中的“别人都已经睡觉了”

⑵ 急求！英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking.。

Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?

欢迎来到我们的周日电视节目。和往常一样，我先自我介绍一下。我是凯文。我最喜欢的电视明星是凯文。是我。我只是开玩笑。

现在，让我们开始我们的电视节目。今天我们来谈谈人们的娱乐。约翰，你喜欢什么类型的电影？

B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.

嗯，我最喜欢喜剧。我最喜欢的喜剧是憨豆先生。罗温·艾金森是我最喜欢的电影明星。

A: How about you, C?

甲:你呢，丙？

A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?

我最喜欢科幻电影。我认为科学非常有用。我也喜欢科幻电影。你喜欢吗，D？

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.

D:恩，我更喜欢动画片。他们很有趣。

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

乙:网球。我能弹得很好。而费德勒是我最喜欢的运动员。他是一名伟大的运动员。他获得了许多冠军。

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.

我是一名排球爱好者。

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

打排球是我的爱好。

C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting.

我也喜欢排球。我们晚些时候去游行好吗，C？

A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!

我们今天的特别电视节目到此结束。再见！祝您愉快！

情景对话介绍：

情景会话主要考查考生对日常生活中经常运用的交流语言及其应答的掌握情况，内容包括问候、介绍、打电话，感谢、问路、祝贺、道歉、应允、赞成、谈论天气、购物等等。

在情景会话中，应注意以下几个方面：

1、切忌以汉语的思维和表达方式代替外语的习惯表达，忽视中外文化差异。

2、切忌脱离语境，不注意语境的限定，生搬硬套语法规则。

⑶ 急求：英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）

英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
国内版
.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep
silent?

2.你又在吓我
You scare me again.

3.莫非是一家黑店?
Is this a
slaughter house?

4.长夜漫漫,无心睡眠
It's a long night, no mood to
sleep.

5.如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心
If I can't be with the one who
I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven
Emperor.

6.要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊?
Should I show you my
heart?

7.可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹
But happiness is always a flash
of time. We only have endless
pain.

8.有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的
When you discover that you’ve
fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting
you.

9.可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!
But how can I fall in love with
a person I hate? Please give me a reason,
please!

10.爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?
We don't need any reason to love a
person. Don't we? Do we?

国外版
1.That old saying,how you always hurt the one you love? Well,it works both ways.
俗话说，人们总会伤害他所爱的人，其实人们也会爱上他所伤害的人。
2.Echo:I could’t sleep. I could’t sleep. Everyting’s far way. With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everyting’s a of a of a .
失眠症让我感受不到真实，一切都很虚幻，事情都成了相同的拷贝。
3.All life a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气.
4.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen,or who i'm going to meet,where i am going to wind up.
我喜欢早上一起来是一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局.
5..I figure life is gift and i don't intend on wasting it.You never knowwhat hand you're going to get dealt next.You learn to take life as itcomes at you.
我觉得生命是一种礼物,我不想浪费它,你不知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活.
6..To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值.
7..Godis wipe away all the tears from there eyes,and there shall be no moredeath. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, Neither shall there beany more pain,for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪,死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生离死别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
8..You are going to get out of there.You're going to on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow ang you're going to die and old , an old lady,warm in your bad.Not there,Not this night,Not like this .
你一定会脱险的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看着他们长大,你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上,而不是今晚在这里,不是象这样的死去.

9..Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it’s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西)
10..I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了)
11..Whatever comes, I’ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远)
12..I think it’s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用)
13..Sir, you’re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)
14..I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬)
15..In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你)
16,.I love you more than I’ve ever loved any woman. And I’ve waited longer for you than I’ve waited for any woman.(此句只可意会不可言传)
17..If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了)
18.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界)
19..You’re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西)
20..Home. I’ll go home. And I’ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天)

⑷ 英语电影经典对话（最好是搞笑的）

搞笑《别惹佐汉》《热带惊雷》《黑迟巧骑士》《惊声尖叫》《神奇遥控器》《新抢钱夫妻》《约会电影》《反斗神鹰》《板凳球员》《拜见岳父大人》《疯狂神父》《修女有疯狂》《混合宿舍》《四十岁老处男》《终极神鹰虎旦闷胆神偷》《王牌大间谍》《我为钱狂·女为财死》《两个世界》《师奶杀手》《憨豆特派员》《疯狂总教练》《超完美告别》《笨贼妙探》《鬼胆神偷》《超级英雄电影》《绿色奇迹》《火星人玩转地球》《新娘靠边闪》《暴劫双雄》《阳光小美女》《情不自禁爱上你》《仲夏之夜》《艾尔文与花栗鼠》《超狗任务》《狗狗震》《长毛狗》《冒牌天神1，2》《流浪狗偶之家》《神探飞机头1，2》《圣诞怪杰》《一个头两个大》《码迟键变相怪杰》《阿呆与阿瓜》《大话王》《雷蒙斯尼奇的不幸历险》《好兵帅克》《窈窕淑女》

⑸ 找一段两人的经典英语电影对话

罗切斯特：简。jane.
简：您为什么对我讲这些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什么关系？您以为我穷，不好看，就没有感情吗？告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就想我现在难以离开您。可上帝没有这样做，但我的灵魂能够同您的灵魂说话，仿佛我们都经过了坟墓，平等地站在上帝面前。why
do
you
confide
in
me
like
this?
what
are
you
and
she
to
me?
you
think
that
because
i'm
poor
and
plain,
ihave
no
feelings?
i
promise
you,
if
god
had
gifted
me
with
wealth
and
beauty,
i
would
make
it
as
hard
for
you
to
leave
me
now
as
it
is
for
me
to
leave
you.
but
he
did
not.
but
my
spirit
can
address
yours,
as
if
both
have
passed
through
the
grave
and
stood
before
heaven
equal.
简：让我走，先生。let
me
go,
sir.
罗切斯特：我爱你。我爱你！i
love
you.
i
love
you!
简：别，别让我干傻事。no,
don't
make
me
foolish.
罗切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布兰奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什么？我知道我对她意味着什么，是使她父亲的土地变得肥沃的金钱。嫁给我，简。说你嫁给我。foolish?
i
need
you.
what's
blanch
to
me?
i
know
what
i
am
to
her.
money
to
manure
her
father's
land
with.
marry
me,
jane.
say
you
marry
me.
简：你是说真的？you
mean
it?
罗切斯特：你的怀疑折磨着我，答应吧，答应吧。(他把她搂在怀里，吻她。)上帝饶恕我，别让任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。you
torture
me
with
your
doubts.say
yes,say
yes(he
takes
hersintoshis
arm
and
kisser
her.)god
forgive
me.and
let
no
men
meddle
with
me.she
is
mine.mine.
简发现罗切斯特先生有个精神失常的妻子之后。after
jane
finds
out
mr.
rochester
has
an
insane
wife.
罗切斯特：总算出来了。你把自己关在房间里一个人伤心。一句责难的话也没有。什么都没有。这就是对我的惩罚？我不是有心要这样伤你，你相信吗？我无论如何也不会伤害你，我怎么办？都对你说了我就会失去你，那我还不如去死。so
come
out
at
last.
you
shut
yourself
in
your
room
and
grieve
alone.
not
one
word
of
reproach.nothing.is
that
to
be
my
punishment?
i
didn't
mean
to
wound
you
like
this.
do
you
believe
that?i
wouldn't
hurt
you
not
for
the
world.what
was
i
to
do?
confess
everything
i
might
as
well
have
lost
my
life.
简：你已经失去我了，爱德华。我也失去了您。you
have
lost
me,
edward.and
i've
lost
you.
罗切斯特：为什么跟我说这些？继续惩罚我吗？简，我已经受够了！我生平第一次找到我真正的爱，你不要把她拿走。why
did
you
say
that
to
me?
to
punish
me
a
little
longer?
jane,
i've
been
though!
for
the
first
time
i
have
found
what
i
can
truly
love.
don't
take
if
away
from
me.
简：我必须离开您。i
must
leave
you.
《简爱》中的经典英文对白
同学用过
还可以
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⑹ 求英文电影精彩对白200词摘抄（要对白哦，一部电影里的）

内个，有点长，你要的全对白，没有人名，只有对话，放心是连着的，序号是为了让你分清楚

1
Don't just stand there, Freddy, go and find a cab.

2
Alright, I'll get one, I'll get one.

3
Look where you're going, dear, look where you're going.

4
I'm so sorry.

5
Two bunches of violets trod in the mud.

6
A full day's wages.

7
Freddy! Freddy, go and find a cab!

8
Yes, Mother.

9
Oh, he's your son, is he? Well if you'd done your ty

10
By him as a mother should, you wouldn't let him

11
Spoil a poor girl's flowers and then run away without paying.

12
You go about your business, my girl.

13
And you wouldn't go off without paying either.

14
Two bunches of violets trod in the mud...

15
Jove! Good heavens!

16
Oh, sir, is there any sign of it stopping?

17
I'm afraid not, it's worse than before.

18
Oh dear.

19
If it's worse it's a sign it's nearly over.

20
Cheer up, Captain. Buy a flower off a poor girl?

21
I'm sorry, I haven't any change.

22
Oh, I can change half a crown. Here, take this for tuppence.

23
I told you, I'm awfully sorry I haven't...

24
Oh wait a minute...

25
Oh yes, here's three hapence if that's enough for you.

26
Thank you, sir.

27
Here, you be careful and better give him a flower for it.

28
There's a bloke here behind that pillar

29
Taking down every blessed word you're saying.

30
Aw, ain't there nothing wrong about speaking to the gentleman.

31
I've a right to sell flowers if I'll keep off the curb.

32
I'm a respectable girl, so help me! I never spoke to him

33
Except to offer him to buy a flower off me.

34
What's all the blooming noise?

35
It's a tec's taking her down.

36
I'm making an honest living.

37
Aw, sir, don't let him charge me... don't know what it means to me.

38
They'll take away me character and drive me on the streets..

39
For speaking to gentleman!

40
There, there, there, there! Who's hurting you, you silly girl?

41
What do you take me for?

42
On my Bible oath, I never spoke a word.

43
Shut up, shut up. Do I look like a policeman?

44
Then why'd you take down me words fer? How do I know

45
You took me down right. You just show me what you wrote about me.

46
Oh... what's all that ain't proper writing and I can't read it.

47
I can. "I say, Captain, now buy ya a flower off a poor girl".

48
Oh, it's 'cause I called him Captain. I meant no harm.

49
Oh, sir, don't let him lie a charge against me...

50
What, I'll make no charge. Really, sir, if you are a detective

51
you needn't begin protecting me against molestation

52
From young women until I ask you.

53
Anyone can tell the girl meant no harm.

54
He ain't no 'tec, he's a gentleman. Look at his boots.

55
How are all your people down at Selsey?

56
Who told you my people come from Selsey?

57
Never mind, they do.

58
How do you come to be up so far East?

59
You were born in Lisson Grove.

60
Oh, this is for my leaving Lisson Grove.

61
It weren't fit for a pig to live in

62
And I had to pay four and six a week...

63
Live where you like, but stop that noise.

64
Calm down, he can't touch you.

65
You've a right to live where you please.

66
I'm a good girl.

67
Yes you are.

68
Where do I come from?

69
Hexton.

70
Well who said I didn't? Blimey, you know everything, you do.

71
Sir, do you think you could find me a taxi?

72
I don't know if you noticed it, Madame, but it stopped raining.

73
You can get a motorbus to Hampton Court.

74
Well that's where you live, isn't it?

75
What impertinance!

76
Here, tell him where he comes from

77
If you want to go fortune-telling.

78
Cheltenham, Harrow, Cambridge and India?

79
Quite right!

80
Blimey, ain't it? Tecky's a blooming busybody.

81
Allow me to ask you. Do you do this sort of thing

82
For a living at a music hall?

83
Well, I have thought of it. Perhaps I will one day.

84
He's no gentleman, he ain't, interfering with a poor girl.

85
How do you do it, may I ask?

86
Simple phonetics, the science of speech.

87
That's my profession, also my hobby.

88
Anyone can spot an Irishman or a Yorkshireman

89
By his brogue, but I can place a man within six miles.

90
I can place him within two miles in London,

91
sometimes within two streets.

92
He ought to be ashamed of himself, unmanly coward.

93
Is there a living in that?

94
Oh yes, quite fair.

95
Let him mind his own business and leave a poor girl...

96
Woman! Cease this detestable boohooing instantly

97
Or else seek shelter at some other place of worship.

98
I've a right to be here if I like, same as you.

99
One who utters such disgusting and depressing noise

100
Has no right to be anywhere, no right to live.

⑺ 大家提供一些英文电影里面的经典对话，读起来要2至5分钟。不要太难。谢谢了。

《简•爱》

"I tell you I must go!' I retorted, roused to something like passion. 'Do you think I can stay to become nothing to you? Do you think I am an automaton?- a machine without feelings? and can bear to have my morsel of bread snatched from my lips, and my drop of living water dashed from my cup? Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain, and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong!- I have as much soul as you,- and full as much heart! And if God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh;- it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God's feet, equal,- as we are!"

“我告诉你我非走不可！”我回驳着，感情很有些冲动。“你难道认为，我会留下来甘愿做一个对你来说无足轻重的人？你以为我是一架机器？——一架没有感情的机器？能够容忍别人把一口面包从我嘴里抢走，把一滴生命之水从我杯子里泼掉？难道就因为我一贫如洗、默默无闻、长相平庸、个子瘦小，就没有灵魂，没有心肠了？——你不是想错了吗？——我的心灵跟你一样丰富，我的心胸跟你一样充实！要是上帝赐予我一点姿色和充足的财富，我会使你同我现在一样难分难舍，我不是根据习俗、常规，甚至也不是血肉之躯同你说话，而是我的灵魂同你的灵魂在对话，就仿佛我们两人穿过坟墓，站在上帝脚下，彼此平等——本来就如此！”

⑻ 找一段两人的经典英语电影对话

罗切斯特：简。jane.
简：您为什么对我讲这些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什么关系？您以为我穷，不好看，就没有感情吗？告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就想我现在难以离开您。可上帝没有这样做，但我的灵魂能够同您的灵魂说话，仿佛我们都经过了坟墓，平等地站在上帝面前。why
do
you
confide
in
me
like
this?
what
are
you
and
she
to
me?
you
think
that
because
i'm
poor
and
plain,
ihave
no
feelings?
i
promise
you,
if
god
had
gifted
me
with
wealth
and
beauty,
i
would
make
it
as
hard
for
you
to
leave
me
now
as
it
is
for
me
to
leave
you.
but
he
did
not.
but
my
spirit
can
address
yours,
as
if
both
have
passed
through
the
grave
and
stood
before
heaven
equal.
简：让我走，先生。let
me
go,
sir.
罗切斯特：我爱你。我爱你！i
love
you.
i
love
you!
简：别，别让我干傻事。no,
don't
make
me
foolish.
罗切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布兰奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什么？我知道我对她意味着什么，是使她父亲的土地变得肥沃的金钱。嫁给我，简。说你嫁给我。foolish?
i
need
you.
what's
blanch
to
me?
i
know
what
i
am
to
her.
money
to
manure
her
father's
land
with.
marry
me,
jane.
say
you
marry
me.
简：你是说真的？you
mean
it?
罗切斯特：你的怀疑折磨着我，答应吧，答应吧。(他把她搂在怀里，吻她。)上帝饶恕我，别让任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。you
torture
me
with
your
doubts.say
yes,say
yes(he
takes
hersintoshis
arm
and
kisser
her.)god
forgive
me.and
let
no
men
meddle
with
me.she
is
mine.mine.
简发现罗切斯特先生有个精神失常的妻子之后。after
jane
finds
out
mr.
rochester
has
an
insane
wife.
罗切斯特：总算出来了。你把自己关在房间里一个人伤心。一句责难的话也没有。什么都没有。这就是对我的惩罚？我不是有心要这样伤你，你相信吗？我无论如何也不会伤害你，我怎么办？都对你说了我就会失去你，那我还不如去死。so
come
out
at
last.
you
shut
yourself
in
your
room
and
grieve
alone.
not
one
word
of
reproach.nothing.is
that
to
be
my
punishment?
i
didn't
mean
to
wound
you
like
this.
do
you
believe
that?i
wouldn't
hurt
you
not
for
the
world.what
was
i
to
do?
confess
everything
i
might
as
well
have
lost
my
life.
简：你已经失去我了，爱德华。我也失去了您。you
have
lost
me,
edward.and
i've
lost
you.
罗切斯特：为什么跟我说这些？继续惩罚我吗？简，我已经受够了！我生平第一次找到我真正的爱，你不要把她拿走。why
did
you
say
that
to
me?
to
punish
me
a
little
longer?
jane,
i've
been
though!
for
the
first
time
i
have
found
what
i
can
truly
love.
don't
take
if
away
from
me.
简：我必须离开您。i
must
leave
you.
《简爱》中的经典英文对白
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littlelion311
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见习魔法师
三级
2007