英语剧本6人电影

‘壹’ 要哈利波特6部电影的英语剧本~~~

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‘贰’ 英语表演剧本 电影台词 3分钟左右

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.

唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.

悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。

Darling, here I am.

站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。

Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.

猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。

Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.

‘叁’ 《马达加斯加的企鹅》电影版的英语剧本

几年前
在南极洲
Antarctica.
生物极难生存
An inhospitable wasteland.
但即使在这地球最严寒的一端
But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom,
仍有生命存在
we find life.
且不是平凡的生命
And not just any life.
而是企鹅
Penguins.
它们欢乐嬉戏 蹒跚而行
Joyous, frolicking, waddling,
可爱极了
cute and cuddly life.
看 它们毛茸茸的肚子前后相碰
Look at them tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.
谁会想到这些活泼雪白的家伙
Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...
等等 有人知道我们要去哪么
Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
-有什么关系呢 -我从不问东问西的
-Who cares? -I question nothing.
-我也是 -我也是
-Me, too. -Me, too.
好吧 那我们就飞到最前面去
Well, fine! We'll just fly
看看我们到底要去哪里
to the front of the line and see for ourselves.
科沃斯基 瑞哥 开启空中探险模式
Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.
走吧 来啊 快点
Here we go! Doing it! Come on!
老大 我们好像不能飞
Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
那这是用来干什么的
Well, what's the point of these?
哇 我喜欢 可以当做我们的招牌动作
Whoa! I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!
叫什么呢 就叫击掌好了
What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the... "High one."
嘿 你们看见了么 那个蛋滚走了 谁去把它找回来
Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg! Is someone gonna go get it?
-我们不能那么做 -为什么
-We can't do that. -Why not?
外面的世界很危险的 我们只是企鹅
Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.
负责可爱就好
You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
要不然为什么
Yeah. Why do you think
总有人在拍我们
there are always documentary crews filming us?
安啦 孩子们
Well, sorry, kid. You know,
我们每年都会遗失一些没出生的宝宝 自然规则而已
we lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature.
好吧 自然规律 说得好像有道理
Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but...
但是
something...
骨子里总有一些声音告诉我
something deep down in my
这一点也不合常理
gut tells me that it makes no sense at all.
我决定了 我要反对自然规律
You know what? I reject nature!
谁要和我一起
Who's with me?!
那是艘废弃的船 没有人能活着从那里走出来
The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive.
怎么会 下面就有一只鸟 看起来很悠闲
Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. Look, he's fine.
豹斑海豹 大自然的毒蛇
Leopard seals... nature's snakes.
大自然的毒蛇不是蛇么
Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
我怎么会知道 我天天住在这冻原里
How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra.
它们要吃那个蛋 快想办法让我下去 快
They're going for the egg! Give me a way down

‘肆’ 求英语微电影剧本（5-10分钟），在线等，不管是否采纳，必给好评，求英语大神帮助小弟，感激不尽！

《情感银行》应该可以。可以依次为原版，修改一下，修改成 学生在学校玩的不亦乐乎，不关心父母，不回家看看之类的适合校园的题材。
媳妇：那你马上回来Come backright now.
小唐：媳妇，等我结了手里的这个案子，我就休年假了，你先让我妈照顾你好不好
Dear,..LetMomlookafteryou.you.all
allright.媳妇：你说的是人话吗，妈现在心脏病有多严重你知道吗，如果我现在就要生了，是妈能照
顾我还是我能照顾妈，你知道这么多月，我想吃什么，我从来没跟妈说过，我就怕她提重东西累着怎么办啊
Jerkerk!!YouknowhowseriousMomMom’’sheartdisease.Ifthebabyisbornnow,Momdondon’
’tlookaftermeandthesametome.Duringthesemonths,IneveraskedMomfornothing..小唐：那你给小凤媳妇打电话
Youcancallxiaofengxiaofeng’
’swife媳妇：人家是你家保姆啊，你什么事都找人家，你好意思吗，人家今年结婚你都没去，你知
道不知道
Yeah!SheisnotyourNanny.AlwaystroubleherIdofeelshame.Andyouareabsenceofherwedding,knowornot.
小唐：你怎么那么多事啊，左右都不行Youaresoannoying，satifynothing.媳妇：是我多事还是你忙呀
AmIannoyingoryourbusyness?小唐：我是在忙呀Definitelybusyingnow.
媳妇：我给你说，现在我在给你怀孩子，这不是我一个人的事好吗
Iamnowpregnantwithyourbaby,whichisnotabusinessofmyown.Allright?
小唐：你别拿怀孩子说事啊，我现在那么忙，那么多事，你就干怀孩子这么一件事你都干不好吗
Don'ttakethebabyforexecuse,.Onlythe
babybirthyouaredoingisnotgood,itgood,it’
’spity!媳妇：你要这么说，这孩子我不生了我不生了
Ifyousayso,thebabyIdondon’’twant,donwant,don’’tgivebirthto.小唐：爱生不生
Uptoyou.
（要钱还是要孩子，我这是在干什么，疯了吗我）(Moneyorbaby,whatIhavadone,amIcrazy)
媳妇：妈，妈
Oh!Mom,Mom,Mom…
…妈：孩子，别难过，他的心里是有咱们的，他也是身不由己呀Goodkid,notupset.Withusheartinside,Heisalsoinvoluntarily妈：儿子，我是妈妈Son,thisisMom.
小唐：妈，你看看她，我辛辛苦苦在外打拼，还不是为了你们，为了孩子，可他还这么不理解
Mom,,buthealsoisnisn’’twillingtounderstandme.
妈：孩子，妈妈知道你在外很辛苦，工作压力很大，妈妈和你媳妇都很心疼你，可是，现在我们需要的不是金钱，是真真切切的关心体贴呀。孩子，给自己放个假，回来看看这个始终有亲情友情爱情所牵挂的地方吧。
Goodkid,Momknowyouyou’
’reveryhardoutside.Withthegreatpressure,webothloveyou..Kid,takeabreaktocomeback,thereisalwaysthekinship,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.小唐：妈，我知道了Mom,Igetit.
妈：孩子，别忘了在你生命中最重要的是什么，不要忘了除了工作，还有父母，妻子，和你未出生的孩子。
Kid,.,inadditiontothework,aswellasparents,wives,andyourunbornbaby.
小唐：嗯，妈，我这就回去
Hmmm,Mom,IHmmm,Mom,I’
’llbeback.（我们每个人都有两个账户，在银行的储存金钱，在心里的储存情感，这两个账户就像沙漏
的两端，是一种对抗的状态，。当我们只顾积累金钱的时候，情感就在透支）
(Weallhavetwoaccountsinthebank,onestoresmoney,.,astateofconfrontation.,emotionisoverdraftted...)
（十年前，我来到一个陌生的城市，这个陌生的城市让我熟悉；十年后，我回到了一个熟悉的城市，这个熟悉的城市让我陌生。当我们在陌生的城市打拼的时候
，不要忘记，你在熟悉的城市里，有你白发苍苍的父母，等你回家的妻子，还有同你一起长大的挚友）
(Tenyearsago,Icametoastrangecity,.Tenyearslater,Icomebacktoafamiliarcity,.Whenwestruggle
toworkinastrangecity,doncity,don’
’tforget,inafamiliarcity,thereisyourparentswithgrey-haried,.)

（根据职场研究报告，98.3%的职场人因为公工作忙，而不得不减少陪伴家人的时间，我们是否应该仔细思考：工作，到底是为了什么？不要让工作阻挡我们回家的脚步，停下来，留住爱）
(,98.3,98.ebusywork..Work,whatismeanfor?Donfor?Don’’tletworkpreventusthehomesteps,pleasestayhere,keepthepreciouslove.)
工作和生活压力非常大。适当的时候，合理的节制物欲，给自己的心情放个假，回到那个始终有亲情友情爱情所牵挂的地方看看，或许你就会有更多的快乐、幸福和动力。这会形成一种激发年轻人更好前行的良性循环。毕竟只有平衡好事业和家庭，这样才能更好的工作和生活。.Appropriately,reasonable
temperancedesires,abreakforyourmood,,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.Maybeyouwillhavemoreenjoyness,happinessandpower..,.
因为工作牺牲了太多太多本应该有的情感，大学同窗结婚，也许因为工作，我们想，哎，算了吧，有那么多工作呢，请假又不知道要耽误多少事儿扣多少钱了。家里老人过寿，我们想，算了吧，年年都过，今年工作刚开始，今年就不回去了，明年再说吧。。。可是就在这一次次的算了吧中我们与这些人越走越远，因为我们不知道我们是否错过了大学同窗最美好也是最需要你祝福的时刻，我们更不知道明年是否还有机会给老人过寿。
.,maybebecauseofthejob,wethink,oh,passedit,there'ssomuchworktodo,.Theolderhavethebirthday,passedit,,Iwillnotgoback,tillnextyear...,becausewedon',,wedon'.
时下，诸多年轻人为了家庭、事业、理想……而纷纷出外打拼，在辛苦忙碌的同时，却不得不面对工作与家庭的各种现实问题纠葛，上有老、下有小、中间还有老婆的家庭格局，正在受到残酷的工作压力和社会现实所逼迫，何去何从，如何家庭工作兼顾都是摆在现在人面前的无法回避的问题。
Nowadays,,career,
dream...,andinhardbusyatthesametime,,thesandwich,middleandable,wifeoffamilypattern,,wheretogo,.
《情感银行》中男主人公小唐就是这样一个代表。他从一个熟悉的城市来到一个陌生的城市，为了能给自己的家庭带来更富足的生活而不断努力和拼搏。小唐在繁忙的工作之余，却疏忽了对家人的关爱，甚至是在妻子怀孕、母亲病重、好友结婚的时候也未能守候在旁。矛盾像一座火山在小唐和他的妻子之间无预兆的爆发，同时引起母亲心脏病突发住院……在面对着生活与工作压力和各种困惑与纠葛，小唐在对家庭的内疚与自责的感情漩涡中激烈的挣扎、彷徨……最终，他选择了为情感银行付出努力――回家，同时抛出的情感银行、情感帐户也被强烈关注和热议。

‘伍’ 求原创英语微电影剧本，5到10分钟，必给好评，谢谢。

一个人走着走着突然死了！死后他下地狱发现地狱很惨！于是有个败者复活的机会PK掉牛头马面又回来了！

‘陆’ 英语微电影剧本

我觉得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些经典桥段，简单，朗朗上口，适合你们的人数组成。而且你只需稍作修改，并不需要浪费很多时间去写剧本。这是中英字幕的视频网址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上剧本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)

原文：

The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?

译文：

第一部分
公爵：宽恕安东尼奥吧，夏洛克，别这样怀恨在心。
夏洛克：我说过一定要拿走我应得的那一磅肉。要是您不准许我得到它，那将是一种软弱的表现，人们将不再信你们的法律了。威尼斯不久就会丧失它的伟大。安东尼奥是我的敌人，我恨他。
巴萨尼奥：难道所有的人都要铲除他们所不爱的东西吗？

A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.

安东尼奥：跟夏洛克讲理是没有用的。别再等待了。对我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的东西给他。
巴萨尼奥：我将付给你六千块钱，用来归还安东尼奥借的那三千块钱。
夏洛克：即使你愿意我六倍于你刚才提出的钱数，我仍然要拿我应得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判给我！
公爵：先生们，请安静。夏洛克，如果你不宽恕别人，你自己怎能希望得到别人的宽恕呢？
夏洛克：我并没有做错事，我不怕审判。我要求给我应得的那一磅肉。
正当公爵不知道应该怎么办的时候，尼莉莎打扮成一个律师的书记员，带着鲍西娅刚拜访过的那位着名的律师的一封信，来到法庭。当公爵与尼莉莎谈话时，夏洛克准备好要从安东尼奥身上割下他应得的一磅肉。
这时，当庭宣读了律师的信。"我重病缠身。收到你的信时，我正同一位从罗马来的很有学问的年轻博士在一起。我把夏洛克与安东尼奥之间的争执对他讲了。我们研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要说的话。我请您让他替我作出判决。他很年轻，但是，我还从来不知道有这么年轻又这么聪明的人。"
这封信当庭宣读之后，鲍西娅穿着律师的衣服进屋来了。她作为法官就座了。

PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.

公爵；您好，博学的法官！我并不羡慕您的职业。这是一个最麻烦的案子。
鲍西娅：您好！请坐下。你叫安东尼奥吗？这是你与夏洛克签订的借约吗？
安东尼奥；是的。
鲍西娅：那么，夏洛克可得大发慈悲才是。他可得宽恕安东尼奥啊。
夏洛克：为什么我必得宽恕他呢？请告诉我这一点！
鲍西娅：慈悲带来益处。慈悲像甘露从天空中降到地面上，它不但赐福施予的人，而且赐福于受施的人。我们应该学会宽恕他人。你还要求得到这一磅肉吗？
夏洛克：我要求得到根据法律属于我的东西。
巴萨尼奥：我愿出十倍于安东尼奥的借款，请您把法律稍为变更一下，使我们能够救出安东尼奥的生命。
鲍西娅：请用你的脑袋想一想，先生。我们不能变更法律，要是变更了一条法律，那么人们还会要变更别的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聪明年轻的法官啊！
鲍西娅；让我看一看借约，就是安东尼奥向你许下的诺言。
夏活克：给您。
鲍西娅：我明白了。根据法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他从最靠近安东尼奥心脏的部位割下来。慈悲一点吧！让我撕毁这张借约吧。不能撕？那么，安东尼奥，你做好准备；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准备割肉吧。

S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.

Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.

夏洛克；噢，博学的法官！噢，聪明的年轻人！
鲍西娅：你带来了称肉的器具吗？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准备好了。 鲍西娅：夏洛克，你是否请了医生来给安东尼奥止血呢？
夏洛克：借约上可没有这一条。
巴萨尼奥：你这只狐狸！
鲍西娅：安东尼奥，你还想说什么吗？
安东尼奥：我只想说一点。巴萨尼奥，永别了。不要为我悲伤。把我的情况告诉你的妻子，对她说我多么爱你。要是夏洛克割得够深的话，我就要以整个心偿还他的债了。
巴萨尼奥：让我拥抱你一下，说声再见吧。我爱你胜过爱我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整个世界。（他哭了。）
鲍西娅：你的妻子听到你那么说是会不高兴的。
夏洛克：我们是在浪费时间。
鲍西娅：割走你要的那一磅肉吗！我宣布法庭许可你（这样做），法律（把它）判给你。

（夏洛克走向安东尼奥，准备动他的刀子。）
鲍西娅：且慢！事情还没完。安东尼奥许诺给你他身上的一磅肉。但是他并没有答应给你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你让他身上的血流下一滴，你将失去你所有的土地和财产。
夏洛克：法律上是这样说的吗？
鲍西娅：这就是法律。你要求公正，那么就让你得到公正吗，比你要求的还要多。
夏洛克：我愿意要钱。请给我加三倍还给我安东尼奥向我借的钱。

B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.

相关链接： The Merchant of Venice(I)

巴萨尼奥：钱在这儿。（他满怀喜悦地喊了出来。）
鲍西娅：别忙！夏洛克先前已经拒绝要钱了。他所要求的只是公正。这是他现在所能得到的一切。你必须割下整一磅肉，不准多也不准少。而且不准流一滴血。
（夏洛克转过身，要离开法庭。）
鲍西娅：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律规定任何企图杀害或谋害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必须被没收。他的钱和财产的一半必须给威尼斯城，另一半必须给他企图杀害的人。他的生命全凭公爵处置。因此你快快跪下请求公爵开恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饶恕和原谅。
公爵：我将不处死你，但是作为对你的惩罚，你的财产的一半现在是安东尼奥的了。你必须把另一半交给威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的钱财对我就像生命一样宝贵。它们是我唯一的安慰。你们没收了我的财物，也就是要了我的命。
安东尼奥：我将高兴地放弃我应得的夏洛克财产的那一半。夏洛克必须答应在他死后把这笔财产留给他的女儿和女婿。
夏洛克：我答应。现在让我回家吧。我不舒服。

‘柒’ 英语课本剧剧本

6人话剧 孔雀东南飞 英文剧本 Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.-in-law,what’sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)
(音乐起CanYouCelebrate)

‘捌’ 电影《音乐之声》的英文剧本

你好！（纯手打啊！）
《音乐之声》英语话剧剧本
剧情简介：
22岁的玛利亚是一个萨尔兹堡的修女院里的志愿修女，但是，她活泼好动和热爱自然的性格却总是让她在修道院里惹麻烦。修女院里的阿比斯院长觉得她这样的活泼的性格不适合僧侣生活，于是，当她接到冯·特拉普上校家寻求看护的请求，她决定让玛利亚去，也借此让她探索出真正的生活目的。
玛利亚到达冯·特拉普家，发现他是一个有七个孩子的鳏夫，长期的海军生活和亡妻的悲伤使他对待孩子像管教士兵一样严格，很快，玛利亚就明白了以前那些看护离开的原因，原来是孩子们得不到父亲的关爱，总是用作弄看护来吸引父亲的注意。
上校要求玛利亚也像他一样严格，但是玛利亚没有听从，而是用她天生的温柔和善良赢得了孩子们的友好。趁上校不在的时候，她用窗帘给每个孩子缝制了游戏服装，带领他们到市场游玩，在美丽的阿尔卑斯山上野餐，还教会了他们唱歌。孩子们原有的拘禁和忧郁渐渐地被音乐和笑声代替了。
不就上校回家了，看见孩子们的转变非常高兴。孩子们更是表演起他们的拿手好戏，逗得上校开心。玛利亚以及孩子们一起唱起了动听的歌。
人物简介：
Maria
玛利亚：特拉普家族孩子们的看护，家庭教师
Captain von Trapp
冯·特拉普：海军上校，孩子们的父亲
Max
麦克斯：特拉普家族的管家
Liesl
丽莎：将军的大女儿，16岁
Friedrich
弗来德里克：将军的大儿子
Louisa
露意莎：将军的二女儿
Brigitta
芭姬塔：将军的三女儿
Kurt
克尔特：将军的小儿子
Marta
玛尔塔：将军的四女儿
Gretl
葛丽特：将军的小女儿

道具：服装 台 凳子 行李 吉他 食物 水果等

剧本：
场景一：（将军走进家门，女看护多门而走，孩子们正在吵吵闹闹，女管家对他们毫无办法，束手无策。只好与将军商量另请一个看护老师。）
将军：Good afternoon teacher！Where are you going?
女教师：I'm leaving，Captain.I have to go.
将军：（惊讶状）Why?What'the matter?
女教师：（摇头苦笑）I have no idea with the children.They are too naughty.I'm sorry.I have to go.Bye!
(将军进门，看见孩子们正在吵闹，管家毫无办法。马上脸色一变，哨声一响，孩子们马上停止吵闹，乖乖地列队，等待父亲的训斥）
将军：（吹哨）Attention!
孩子们：one! two!
将军：At ease! (脸色凝重状）what are you doing just now?The teacher has gone!
孩子们：Sorry!Dad!
大女儿：We don't like her.
其他孩子：Yes!Dad,we don't like her at all.
将军：Shut up!Can't you be quiet?Get our of here,go back to your room and don't talk any more.Attention!Turn left!Go!
(孩子们下，管家上前建议将军另请教师）
管家：Captain!We should invite another teacher.
将军：Yes!We should.You do that for me.
管家：Yes!Sir!
(管家下，将军摇头，叹气，下)
场景二：（玛利亚提着行李，拿着吉他，边唱歌，边蹦跳着来到将军家门，敲门。管家开门，将军要求玛利亚像他那样严格要求孩子。孩子们一开始不喜欢玛利亚，并作弄玛利亚）
玛利亚：(提着行李，作失魂状，敲门）Hello!Any body home?
管家：(管家出场，开门，问）Yes! I'm coming!Who's that?
玛利亚：My name is Maria.Is this Captain's home?I'm the new teacher here.
管家：Ok! Nice to meet you.Come in,please.
玛利亚：Nice to meet you too!Thanks a lot!
管家：Captain!The new teacher is here.
将军：(出场，神情严肃地看着玛利亚)
管家：（向将军介绍）Captain!This is Maria.Oue new teacher.And this is Captain.
将军：Ok! Maria.As you know I'm a Captain.I hope you will be strict to the children as I do.This is the signal.(吹哨，孩子们列队出来）Boys and girls!This is your new teacher.You should obbey the teacher's order.Understand?Now introce yourself to the teacher.
大女儿：I'm Liesl.
大儿子：My name is Friedrich.
二女儿：I'm Louisa.
三女儿：I'm Brigitta.
小儿子：My name is Kurt.
四女儿：I'm Marta.
小女儿：Hello!My name is Gretl.Nice to meet you.
(孩子们除自我介绍外，对于玛利亚不理不睬，只有小女儿可爱的回应玛利亚Nice to meet you)
将军：Ok!Boys and girls.I'm being off for a white.You should listen to the teacher and follow.Don't be naughty.
(将军下)
(将军一走，孩子们就开始作弄玛利亚。玛利亚好不容易才把孩子们哄住）
如何捉弄玛利亚，应有具体例子
场景三：（玛利亚并没有按照将军说的那样去严格要求孩子。而是利用她的温柔，善良和幽默以及她美丽的歌喉，慢慢驯服了孩子们，并让孩子喜欢上她了）
场景四：（将军外出，玛利亚趁机带孩子们外出，到郊外去唱歌，跳舞，野餐）
将军：Maria,I’m going to leave for a week.You should take good care of the children.Children,you should abbey Maria.Ok?
玛利亚和孩子们异口同声的说：Ok,I will.Shhh(互相递眼色，猫步看着将军走）
等将军一走，玛利亚马上让孩子们换上漂亮衣服，奇装异服，带上吉他，食物，球等东西。
玛利亚：Come on!(手势）Children!Today we are going to have a picnic.Are you ready?
孩子们：Ok!Let's go!
玛利亚带着孩子们高高兴兴的玩着，跳着舞，吃着东西。然后坐下来，玛利亚文孩子们：
玛利亚：Kids,do you like songs?Now let's sing.
男孩子：But we don't know how to sing.
女孩子：Can you teach us?
玛利亚：Of course!Ok!Let's begin.(玛利亚带着孩子们一起唱Do-ri-mi,边唱边跑边跳）
Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with...
小女儿：(sings)A-B-C
Maria(sings)
When you sing you begin with do-re-mi
The children(sings)Do-re-mi
Maria(sings)Do-re-mi The first three notes just happen to be
Do-re-mi
The children(sing)Do-re-mi
Maria(sings)
DO-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti
(spokel)
Oh,let's see if I can make it easier.Mmm...(sings)
Doe,a deer,a female deer
Ray,a drop of golden sun
Me,a name I call myself
Far,a long,long way to run
Sew,a needle pulling thread
La,a note to follow Sew
Tea,a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do(oh-oh-oh)
Maria and the children
Doe,a deer,a female deer （大女儿作小鹿状）
Ray,a drop of golden sun （大儿子做太阳落山状）
Me,a name I call myself （小儿子做自我介绍状）
Far,a long,long way to run （二女儿做跑步状）
Sew,a needle pulling thread （三女儿作穿针状）
La,a note to follow Sew （四女儿站到三女儿后面）
Tea,a drink with jam and bread （小女儿吃面包，喝水）
Doe,a deer,a female deer（玛利亚带着孩子们一起做动作）
Ray,a drop of golden sun
Me,a name I call myself
Far,a long,long way to run（玛利亚带着孩子们一起跑起来，边跑边唱）
Maria runs through the grass leading the children like the Pied Pied.
MARIA AND THE CHILDREN
Sew,a needle pulling thread
La,a note to follow Sew
Tea,a drink with jam and bread
Maria(sings)
That will bring us back to Do
DO-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do-so-do!
(马利亚和孩子们唱完后一起下）
场景五：（将军回到家里，听见孩子们正在唱歌，表演。感到非常惊讶和诧异。小女儿更是带着其他孩子一起表演歌曲给将军看。将军高兴起来，拿起吉他跟着孩子们一起唱了起来）
将军：Children! I'm back.Hello!Where are they?
It's unusual.Oh!You are here!What are you doing?
孩子们：We are singing.Dad!
将军：Singing?How can you sing?Who teach you?
孩子们：Maria teach us.See......
小女儿：One,two,therr,four,five.Once I caufht a fish alive.
孩子们：Six,seven,eight,nine,ten.Then lat if go again.
将军：Why did you let if go?
小女儿：Cause it bit my finger so.
玛利亚：Which finger did it bite?
小女儿：The little tinger on the right.
将军：My dear children,you have changed a lot! What a surprise!I love you!Maria.Thank you so niuch! You are a good teacher.
玛利亚：Thanks sir!You are a good father!
将军非常高兴，拿起吉他唱起了《雪绒花》......全部人一起唱，慢慢谢幕！

Edelweiss
Edelweiss, Edelweiss small and white
Every morning you greet me you look happy to meet me Small and white, blossom of snow
clean and bright May you bloom and grow
You look happy to meet me bloom and grow forever
Blossom of snow Edelweiss, edelweiss
May you bloom and grow bless my homeland forever
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

‘玖’ 经典英语话剧剧本

经典英语话剧剧本 （一）

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇。

X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

（Y拿出一袋牛奶）

X抢过牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! !?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状： help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The "WC"?

Y:Oh,I see ,!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……

H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you".

K:Don’t saythat"you love me". I’!

X:What? （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K）

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’

haveavacation.

Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……小品剧本大全 www.coffbar.com

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no, youcan’tgotoLady’s "WC". ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.

K惊讶： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .

H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）

Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停）

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,

X.I''''''''ll never letgo.（X死）

H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）

经典英语话剧剧本 （二）

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的.手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）

（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）

Princess: I am a princess from India.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）

（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）

Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）

Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）

Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）

Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）

Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）

（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。

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演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的！
Y与X相遇．
X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I’m ximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go!
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I’m sure I won’t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……
X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……
H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I’m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes, It’s very good.
H: Ok, follow me; let’s go!
Y: Ok, Let’s go!
(To be continued…)