有关大学的英语电影剧本
❶ 关于大学宿舍的英语话剧
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
❷ 关于大学生活的两三分钟左右的电影剧本
我给你的是一个故事，具体镜头还是你自己设计比较好，希望可以帮到你。
你可以选取大学爱情为脚本，但我这个是反面滴：女主人公A是大一新生，而男主人公B是大三学长，故事开始于网络，二人是偶然成为扣扣好友，但相互不公开身份，相互分享快乐、诉说痛苦，渐渐相互依赖，直到暗生情愫。期间二人都是正常学习生活，没有交集，A成绩优异，表现突出，B也是出力拔萃好学生，渐渐爱上了A，B表白，但仍不愿不透露自己面貌身份。A渐渐爱上神秘的B，期待每天的聊天。但是半年后，B拉黑了A，消失的无影无踪，B伤心欲绝，无法自拔。A被选进入院系学生会，工作顺利，参与校里的活动，在活动中，旁边的同学C说“坐在A前排的情侣是新任的主席和校长的女儿，二人这般这般相配……”接着情侣中的男方作为新任的校学生会主席上台讲话，A通过其口头禅，认出了他就是B，恍然直到B为什么拉黑了自己，原来是为了自己的主席之位，其实B早知道A的身份，看到台下的A，B弄糟了自己的演讲，A气愤伤心地走出会场，B追上，想挽回，A潇洒一耳光，转头泪眼朦胧……
后记：感情，越单纯越幸福，被玷污的爱情不要也罢
❸ 大学校园微电影剧本
图书馆门口，郝然背依靠着栏杆，出神的望着。晓静让在这里等她出来。一会儿以后，陆续有同学从图书馆出来，边说边笑的。
晓静走到郝然身旁，郝然并没有发现，她小觑了杜宇生一阵，郝然依然没有察觉。晓静蒙住郝然的眼睛，“猜猜我是谁？”郝然掰开晓静的双手，“走吧，吃了饭我还得收拾宿舍呢！”郝然和晓静一起下楼，这是一个手抱一摞书的女生慢慢的走过来，恰好与郝然相遇。郝然：“呃，我，你……你刚到啊。”凌霜：“嗯，刚到。”
郝然：“那，那我，先走了。”晓静：“这女孩谁呀，挺漂亮的。”郝然：“一个朋友。”
（此时出现电影名字：爱上“hiv”的她）
第一场
场景：凉亭（操场门口）时间：中午
人物：郝然，朋友甲乙等
郝然和朋友们懒散的坐在，四处遥望，操场上有不少人在散步。甲一直望着小径来往的人群，“哇，数不清的黑丝美腿呀”。乙：我去，看你那出息。
郝然没有说话，他其实也在打望，这样的季节，这样的年龄。甲：郝然，你看，那个妹子怎么样？郝然：你指的哪一个？甲：那个穿——
甲对乙说：我给你五十元你去要那美女的电话号码，怎么样？乙：我给你一百，你去。
郝然：你们俩一人给我一百，我去，怎样？
甲乙相互望着，然后大笑，甲说：小伙子，继续演，你有这脾气。郝然：我演你妹呀，赌不赌？
乙：赌，必须赌，不过你没要到电话号码必须拿二百给我们？郝然：一百。乙：二百。郝然：一百。甲：成交。
甲、乙一人拿了一百块给杜宇生，郝然起身向女孩走去。郝然小跑了几步，他站在凌霜面前，凌霜不解的望着他。
郝然：美女你好，我是大学生问卷调查员，可以问你几个关于学校的问题吗？凌霜：哦，好吧。郝然：姓名？凌霜：凌霜。郝然：班级？
凌霜：工商管理二班。郝然：联系方式？
凌霜：抱歉，我没有手机。
郝然：啊？！那你对学校有什么建议？
凌霜：我就希望学校能早点发校园卡，好去图书馆，呵呵。郝然：谢谢你接受我的采访，再见雨落优雅的笑了笑，然后走开了。
郝然走回甲乙处，做出了大获全胜的手势。甲：你要的联系方式呢？
郝然：她没有手机，所以没有联系方式，但我知道了她的名字。所以你们输了。
乙：我嘞个去，这你都相信啊，现代大学生谁没手机啊，你是不是被驴踢啦。第二场：
场景：图书馆时间：某周末人物：郝然，凌霜
郝然选了一本高等数学参考书以后，缓缓走到一个女生旁边轻轻的坐下。该女生低着头用手机查单词。一会儿以后，郝然从兜里掏手机的时候不小心将手机掉在下地下。郝然准备弯腰去捡，可有点不方便。郝然拍了一下女生，女生抬起头，然后四目相对。郝然：是你啊，你好。凌霜：你好。
凌霜：那个……那个……。凌霜边指边说。
郝然：我手机掉到你座位下了。凌霜捡起了手机递给郝然。郝然：谢谢。
凌霜：嗯？那次你不说你是社会调查员吗？（故意的语气）
听到凌霜这样的话，郝然尴尬的笑了笑，而且那么勉强。但是他也很快反应过来了：你不是没有手机吗？凌霜：莞尔一笑，谁让你先骗我的。
郝然：嗯？你早就知道啦，你是怎么知道的？
凌霜：你猜
郝然：好吧，既然我们这么有缘，就留个联系电话吧凌霜：才不，我为什么要告诉你啊？郝然：啊？！你不告诉我，那我告诉你。凌霜：这也行？
郝然：当然，。我叫郝然，商务英语的，电话是15555555555，有事打电话，我会尽我百分之二百能力帮你
凌霜：那谢啦郝然同学，我把手机号发给你啦，看收到没？第三场
场景：宿舍
人物：郝然，凌霜
郝然和凌霜相互发短信息（内容为一般问候，兴趣爱好等）。第四场
场景：教室，食堂人物：郝然，凌霜时间：某日上午
凌霜在食堂给杜宇生发短信（内容为有没有吃早饭呀，有没有好好上课啊之类的）。
郝然在教室给雨落回短信（内容开始有挑逗暧昧的字眼）。
第五场
场景：教学楼前人物：郝然，凌霜
时间：阴雨天
凌霜上完课天空就下起淅淅沥沥的小雨，凌霜拨通电话不久，郝然就拿着伞过来了。郝然把撑起的伞拿给凌霜，自己撑开另外一把。凌霜把手里的伞收了起来，然后窜到郝然的伞下。第六场
场景：食堂
人物：郝然，凌霜
郝然和凌霜开始一起吃饭（突出一起吃饭时的知足和幸福）第七场
场景：宿舍
人物：郝然，凌霜时间：晚上
郝然和凌霜在qq上聊天。郝然：明天下午你有空吗？凌霜：有啊，怎么，你有事吗？
郝然：没有啊，呵呵，有电话想单独当着你的面说。凌霜：什么话啊，哈哈，神神秘秘的，还要当面说。郝然：你猜呢。
凌霜：但可能晚些时候会有人找我。第八场
场景：咖啡店。
人物：郝然，凌霜，凌威，郝然朋友丙，服务员时间：下午三点
郝然（心神不宁）坐在咖啡店等凌霜，没多久，凌霜穿着一条漂亮的裙子珊珊到来。朋友丙抱着花坐在离郝然不远的地方。凌霜：等很久了吧。
郝然：没有啊，也刚到一会儿。服务员：您喝点什么？凌霜：和他一样。
郝然打量了凌霜一番）：youlookprettytoday。凌霜：嗯（拿出手机看了看）？你说什么？郝然：我说你今天看上去很漂亮。
凌霜：呵呵，谢谢。对你，你约我出来要说什么啊。郝然：我……
郝然：其实我想说，我……服务员：您的奶咖。
郝然话到嘴边又吞了回去，朋友丙向郝然示意赶快说出来。
凌霜：你怎么怪怪的，有什么就说嘛，干嘛吞吞吐吐的，又不是第一次认识我。
郝然：好吧。其实呢，经过这段时间和你相处，我觉得你是一个善良温柔，知书达理，可爱懂事的女生。
凌霜：你尽捡褒义词啊，我可没你说的那么优秀。
郝然：真的，我不骗你，我从来没有遇到像……凌霜：我接个电话先郝然：好的。
凌霜起身去了洗手间接了电话，然后笑着坐下，说：你刚说到哪了，不好意思，你继续说。
郝然：我都忘了自己说到哪了，呵呵，怎么？你有急事吗？要不你先去忙？凌霜：也不是什么急事，就以前的`一个同乡说要见我。你接着说嘛，你说完了我再过去。这时，一个略显苍老的男人走了进来，直接奔向凌霜，他站在桌子旁边，对郝然说：我有话必须要单独和你说清楚
郝然很错愕，目光也无助的投向凌霜。
凌霜（表情复杂）：爸……你先出去，我这里的事情还没完呢。凌威：哎，但这一切终究到最后会知道的？凌霜：我知道。
郝然一句话都没说，他只是看着，似乎看出些端倪了。没等郝然搞明白，该男子拉着他就往外走。
郝然：叔叔你好，有什么事要单独对我说。
凌威：孩子你很不错，霜霜能认识你是她的福气，（边说边哭泣，不知不觉眼泪已经络到两腮）
郝然：叔叔你怎么哭啦？
凌威：孩子不怕你笑话，我家在山村，家穷，又没啥收入……我对不起霜霜，为了能供霜霜上学，我只好去卖自己血，带谁知道……（凌威已泣不成声）
这时郝然才意识到现在自己竟与hiv零距离，没等老凌威说完，便慌乱逃跑凌威也并没有说什么，只是望着郝然的背影深深的叹了一口气。丙看见慌乱的郝然，便拿起花说：快点啊，凌霜还等着你呢郝然拿起花，狠狠的摔在地下，并对丙说：你，买单。丙：啊，我埋单？命苦啊（作哭状）
郝然走到门外，拿出兜里的戒指，用力的丢向了远方，而后，郝然收到了凌霜的一条短信：他是我爸爸，他为我，也还付出了许多……第九场
场景：教学楼前人物：郝然，凌霜，时间：阴雨天
郝然拿着伞，匆忙的走出宿舍楼，如他所料，凌霜像以前一样站在教学楼下，等着别人给她送伞。但过了许久都没人，凌霜孤零零的，她的身边突在雨中，郝然只是在角落里偷偷的看着她渐行渐远的身影。
凌霜一边走一边搜寻，她看到不远处的地方，郝然撑着伞静静的站着。郝然丢了伞，然后发呆的站在雨里。
过了一会儿，一个路过的女生给郝然撑起了伞，并把掉在地上的伞捡了起来。
女孩：同学，你怎么了？有伞为什么不打呢？这时凌威拿着一把雨伞来到教学楼前……
凌威把凌霜送到宿舍楼下时，凌霜问到：爸，你到底对他都说什么啦？（表情淡定从容）凌威：你这是干嘛？
凌霜：你们两个我不想失去任何一个。（悲伤落泪）凌威：我也想，但是……
凌霜：爸……《完》
（如果，一开始不是这样，如果，我们能够真正的面对hiv，不会流失这段美好的回忆，更不会错过这段唯美的恋情，通过这个剧本我希望大家增强自我保护的意识、珍爱生命、远离艾滋，拥有健康的生活方式，减少社会歧视和危险行为。
❹ 大学英语话剧剧本
大学英语话剧剧本 （一）
The rhythm of love
Actors: 孔上海 丁宗玉 冯杰 朱媛媛 赵红玉 冯芳报幕：李彩丽
X:孔上海 J: 冯杰 W:朱媛媛 D:丁宗玉 Y: 冯芳 Z: 赵红玉（总道具：一个可以撕页的卡）
第一幕：
道具：凳子两个，棒棒糖。
人物：孔上海 冯杰 朱媛媛
（冯杰and 朱媛媛 唱歌入场 《Girlfriend》艾薇儿）（冯杰 and 朱媛媛 唱完后 找个凳子坐下 做聊天状）孔上海： Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!（手势动作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端详， 当朱媛媛伸出手以为要请她跳舞时候，孔上海马上跳到冯杰面前，给棒棒糖，唱老鼠爱大米英文版，然后两人到台前）孔上海： I have fell in love with you!
冯杰： It’s too rapid! I can’t confront it.
孔上海： Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?
冯杰： Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海： Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!
冯杰：……
（孔，冯杰退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步，先回头张望）（背景音乐响起《Right Here Waiting》）朱媛媛： Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…（语速变缓）第二幕：
道具：凳子两个，外套一件（先放在地上），饭盒一个，英语书。
人物：孔上海 冯杰 朱媛媛
（朱媛媛先进来，带上饭盒 放在孔上海的座位上，恋恋不舍离开并一边回头张望，然后坐到自己位置上，拿起书看）（孔上海入场，先是看到了饭盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It’s strange! 朱媛媛，is it yours?
朱媛媛： No ! it’s yours.
孔上海： Ok that’s fine . No matter who it belongs , I’m hungry now , eating is a good choice.
（冯杰进来，看到孔上海在吃饭）
冯杰： Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!
（冯杰然后走开 走到门外）
（孔上海走向前台 指着冯杰）
孔上海： It’s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!
（高兴状，然后回去， 睡觉了）
（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡觉了就偷偷摸摸的过去，给他加衣服，此时冯杰在门口进来 刚好看到）（朱媛媛做出可爱状 恋恋不舍状，慢慢走开 碰到冯杰）朱媛媛： Hi 冯杰！
冯杰： Hi 朱媛媛！ Nice to meet you .
（朱媛媛急急忙忙走开，冯杰走进去，回了回头 很用力的砸书，孔上海被惊醒）第三幕：
道具： 纸做的棒子一个，木棒子一个，水桶（纸做的`也可以）， 新华字典，新华字典书皮，大话西游草稿。（音乐：敢问路在何方）赵红玉： Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?
孔上海： Yes. How do you get to know?
赵红玉： 贫道
冯芳： first blood! （打赵红玉…）
赵红玉： 贫僧 come from china! I’m the master of Buddhism.
孔上海： I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It’s you 去西天取经赵红玉： no ! not 去西天取经，but 去西天拜堂成亲。
（孔上海做出惊讶状）
赵红玉： I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?
孔上海： 葵花宝典？
赵红玉： no no no 新华字典！！！（撕下书皮）Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you（sing）冯芳： stop! Double kill! （并打赵红玉…） 孔上海， listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?
孔上海： yes! It’s my favorite!
冯芳： tripe kill!! （并打孔上海…） I’m 猪八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!
赵红玉： 八戒！ I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔兽争霸 and dota!!
冯芳： I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it’s a dream deeply rooted in the dream! Oh!!嫦娥！！！ I miss you!!!!
孔上海： oh??? 高翠兰is there.
冯芳： where? Where? 翠兰！！I’m coming!!
（冯芳马上跑了过去，赵红玉追了过去 边喊 八戒！八戒！）孔上海： a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥。
第四幕：紧箍
（冯杰 丁宗玉上场）
冯杰： 丁宗玉， I’m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?
丁宗玉： oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I’m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !
冯杰： 丁宗玉， I trust you forever……
（冯杰，丁宗玉开始拿到冰激凌的盒子， 丁宗玉喂冯杰吃，此时孔上海上场，做四处张望状）孔上海： 冯杰！ Where are you!! You are my girl!
（此时看到冯杰，丁宗玉 在亲密， 孔上海 冲了过去）孔上海： 冯杰 ! You are here! I’m looking for you all night! （生气 惊讶状）who is he? Why will you get along with him?
冯杰： get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?
孔上海： no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? （此时孔上海上前想要解释 不小心把冯杰推倒， 冯杰做倒地状）…（此时丁宗玉 上前，一把打倒孔上海， 孔上海倒地）孔上海： 冯杰！ I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!
（此时 赵红玉，冯芳上场 看到丁宗玉 做出惊讶状 ）赵红玉： Wukong（丁宗玉）！ Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!
丁宗玉： oh my god!!! Master tang … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?
赵红玉： Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.（开始念紧箍咒）（丁宗玉 开始痛苦）
冯杰： No !! 丁宗玉！！ You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!
冯芳： Brother monkey! What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉： Oh no!! You silly pig!!! Wait!! Wait!!
（赵红玉，冯芳 开始走了， 丁宗玉马上追上）（音乐： 梁静茹《可惜不是你》）
第五幕：
道具：优乐美
（孔上海 继续倒在地上， 朱媛媛 走过来 扶起他）朱媛媛： You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海： Really? I’m sure you are the best girl for me（朱媛媛 拿出奶茶）
朱媛媛： Do you know who you are?
孔上海： I’m 孔上海！ Any wrong?
朱媛媛： No ! You are this !
孔上海： Am I just a milky tea?
朱媛媛： You are my 优乐美！！！
（背景音乐响起：《蒲公英的约定》前奏）
（两人相扶而起，冯杰 进入视野，冯杰开始告白）（冯杰看到孔上海，朱媛媛在一起了，先顿了顿 然后走了过去）冯杰： I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海： And no second choice to get a better one.
The End
大学英语话剧剧本 （二）
《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
Scene1
（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）
Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序".
（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:（看看手表）25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2
（A的办公室内）
Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）
秘书：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：（拿着几张CD）That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:（翻看CD）All right.Goodbye!（停顿片刻）The next one!（体育老师上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
体：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.
体：Good!Boys,come on!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Are you satisfied?
A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
体：Ok.Have a good week!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,It's time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.（饭菜送上）That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.（退场）
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！
（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）
A:（伸个懒腰）So great that my computer's homework has finished.
Scene4
Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）I'm so sorry!
（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:I'm so sorry……"）Scene5
（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!（欢呼）It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around（欢快语气）。
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音乐起）~The End~
大学英语话剧剧本 （三）
by Betty Liao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:
（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.
（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.
（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ
（In Girls’ Dorm）
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.
SceneⅡ
（Boys’ Dorm）
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What’s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
（George and Mancy just keep talking.）
M: George, you’re so humorous.
T: （hits the desk） No more talking.
（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.）
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
（In class）
K: Sorry, I’m late.
（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes…
A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don’t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.
（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）Scene Ⅳ
（On the road）
M: Where are we going?
G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.
M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.
G: That’s OK.
Oh, no! （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）SceneⅤ
（In the hospital）
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I’m so sorry.
M: No, don’t say that.
G: But the surprise …
M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
（In the boys’ dorm）
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!
K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.本文转自 http://www.coffbar.comT : That’s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
（In the girls’ dorm）
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.
A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
❺ 求大学四人美剧英语表演剧本！跪求！！！
傲慢与偏见
Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
伊丽莎白：我原以为你在伦敦。
Mr. Darcy: No... No. I''m not.
达西：不...不，我不在那。
Jane Bennet: Yes. A thousand times yes.
简：是的，一千次说是的。
Caroline Bingley: I can''t help thinking that at some point someone is going to proce a piglet and we''ll all have to chase it.
卡罗琳：我忍不住不去想在某个地方某人也许会弄出一直小猪来，我们都必须去追逐它。
Caroline Bingley: Goodness, did you walk here Miss Bennet?
卡罗琳：谢天谢地，你是在这儿散步吗本尼特小姐？
Elizabeth Bennet: I did.
伊丽莎白：是的。
Caroline Bingley: Charles. You cannot be serious.
卡罗琳：查尔斯。你不能这么严肃。
Jane Bennet: He is just what a young man ought to be.
简：他只是一个年轻人通常会这么做的。
Charlotte Lucas: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
夏洛特：科林斯先生和我订婚了。
Elizabeth Bennet: Engaged?
伊丽莎白：订婚？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes.
夏洛特：是的。
Elizabeth Bennet: To be married?
伊丽莎白：就要结婚了？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes, Lizzie, what other kind of engaged is there? Oh, for heaven''s sake, Lizzie, don''t look at me like that. There is no earthly reason why I shouldn''t be as happy with him as any other.
夏洛特：是的，丽滋，难道还有别的订婚吗？哦，老天保佑，丽滋，不要那样看着我。并没有任何世俗的理由，为什么我不能和别人一样和他在一起幸福。
Elizabeth Bennet: But he''s ridiculous.
伊丽莎白：但是他很可笑。
Charlotte Lucas: Oh hush.
夏洛特：哦闭嘴。
Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
达西先生：我爱你。最热烈地。请接受我的手。
Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
伊丽莎白：先生，我很欣赏你经历过的挣扎，并且我很抱歉引起你的伤痛。相信我，这些都是无意而为的。
Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
达西先生：这就是你的回答？
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
伊丽莎白：是的，先生。
Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
达西先生：你是...你是在嘲笑我吗？
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
伊丽莎白：不。
Mr. Darcy: Are you *rejecting* me?
达西先生：你是在拒绝我吗？
Elizabeth Bennet: I''m sure that the feelings which, as you''ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
伊丽莎白：我很相信这种感觉，当你告诉我有碍于你的尊重，这会帮助你克服过去的。
Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?
达西先生：我可以问为什么吗，礼貌性地戴着一点点努力，我因而就被拒绝了？
Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
伊丽莎白：并且我可能也想知道为什么，这对我是如此明显的一个侮辱，你选择是告诉我你喜欢我还是反对你自己更好的决定吧。
❻ 求一个关于大学生活的英语话剧剧本，急急急
olor=Red][size=4][b]中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本[/b][/size][/color][b]旁白[/b]：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁�6�1路德�6�1金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo[b]旁白[/b]：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon?Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who?Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha[b]旁白[/b]：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。 I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.[b]旁白[/b]：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.L: You! Get out of here!M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right nowZ: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。 Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really?Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)(sing) Z: 亲爱的你别杀我 杀了我你也没有好结果L： 亲爱的我也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀
❼ 急求大学生英语剧本,四个人表演,时间在5分钟左右,内容活泼有趣,急急急!悬赏10分,令我非常满意再加分.
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
❽ 求英语情景剧剧本，大概10分钟，最好有关大学校园生活的，内容积极，不要恶搞，搞笑点没事。
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.❾ 大学英语课上的小短剧，三分钟，四个人，题目是关于日常大学生活的，谢谢
《不屈的生命》校园励志话剧剧本
人物：艾新（美院学生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院长
开场：艾新坐在舞台中央，旁边一张醒目的招牌：免费画像。艾新抱着一块画板，耳朵上夹着一支铅笔，低
头沉思着什么。
场外音：某星期天下午，市中心广场。
一面容忧愁的女士走过来，想要坐下，又有些犹豫。艾新抬起头，微笑着请女士坐下，她才很勉强地坐下了
，并下意识地捋了一下有些乱的头发，显得有些局促不安。艾新示意她放松，随后将画板搁在自己的双腿上
，取下耳朵上的铅笔，开始作画，他画画的动作很洒脱，透出专业和自信。
艾新：你好象很不开心？
女士：你怎么知道？
艾新：我是学画画的，这点观察力还是有的。
女士：（有点想哭）我不开心和你有什么关系？
艾新：对，本来我们之间是没有什么关系，我只是希望我看到的每个人都能快快乐乐的。
女士：（略为所动，但还是有些犹豫，良久）那，那我问你一个问题？
艾新：你问吧！
女士：你，你觉得我是不是――长得――特别难看？（又捋了捋头发，很紧张地等待着回答，显然这个答案
对她来说很重要）
艾新：不，谁说的？谁这么没有眼光？你蛮好看的。
女士：（发自内心的一笑，但马上又收起笑容）你骗我！
艾新：我没有骗你，你长得真的很有特点，很象一幅很有名的油画里的女子，尤其是眼神，那种淡淡的忧郁
，有一种飘忽不定的高贵的气质。太象了，哦！想起来了，是陈易飞的一幅油画，名字叫《忧郁的秋天》，
画的是一位美丽的女子，凭窗而望，思念远方的心上人。就因为那眼神，这幅画还获得过国际大奖呢？
女士：是吗？（从包里翻出一面小镜子，顾影自怜起来，很快又收起来）你是美院的学生吧？
艾新：是啊，我是美术学院的
女士：搞艺术的就是不一样，看东西就比一般人准！
艾新：呵，过奖过奖！
女士：其实我――我一直是一个很自卑的人，害怕与别人交往。
艾新：那又何必呢？其实每个人都有自己的闪光之处，只是有些人的明显，比如漂亮的脸蛋，匀称的身材，
有些人的优点隐藏在他们的外表之后，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，优雅的气质……我倒觉得后者更为持
久更为可贵。
女士：话虽这么说，可是世人的眼光……
艾新：为什么要去管别人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！
艾新已经将画完成，但并没有马上将画交给女士。
艾新：我有个请求？
女士：啊？什么请求？
艾新：你可以把这幅画送给我吗？要不，我再给你画一张？
女士：（赶快抢过画）那可不行！（拿着画细细地端详着，不觉会心地一笑，自言自语：真的很好看呢。慢
慢将画卷好，将手背在身后，咬着嘴角）谢谢你啊！
艾新：不用客气！
女士：那，那再见！（踏着轻快的步伐离去）
艾欣：再见
望着远去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什么心事。
一男子出场。一边走一边打着手机
男子：什么？他们突然不签了！损失了多少？一百多万？（一只手在头上挠着）什么？银行的张行长又来催
帐了？最迟这个月底？妈呀，这笔生意没做成，到月底哪儿弄钱去！好好好，你自个儿看着办吧，别来烦我
！（关上手机，走了两步，手机又响了）喂，找谁？打错了！（生气地关掉，马上又响了）你有病……哦！
老婆啊！（声音变得柔和起来）你在哪儿？在纽约啊，好好，什么！在纽约？老婆你别开玩笑了，我现在烦
着呢！没开玩笑！？（愕然）你在那儿干吗？你不是去上海的同学家了吗？怎么转眼就到了英国了，啊？美
国。什么？你说大声点！我听不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一点倒下，艾欣赶紧过去
扶着他）
艾新：先生，你没事吧？你先坐会？
男子：坐会？哦，坐会，是该――坐会了。（坐下，双眼发直）
艾新：你怎么样？不要紧吧？（男子摸着额头，神情木然）
艾新：先生你坐直了，我给你画张像吧，
不收钱的。
男子：画像？哦，画像，画吧，年轻人，就给我画张――画张遗像吧！（往椅子后背上一躺，双眼紧闭）
艾新：先生你可真会开玩笑！
这时，一位学者模样的老人悄悄地站在他们旁边，看着艾新画画。
艾新：（开始画画）哎，先生你的长相，挺奇怪的，头部的比例好象，好象不大对呀。
男子：（睁开眼）不对！我今天到底是怎么啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，现在连我的长相也不对！呵呵！好
啊，好，不对就不对吧！反正活着也没有什么意思了。
艾新：先生你别着急，你听我慢慢给你分析，我们搞美术的都知道一种说法，就是三庭五眼。所谓三庭就是
说从人的发际到眉心，从眉心到鼻底，从鼻底到下巴，长度是相等的。但你看看，你的发际到眉心那一段，
就是额头，是不是明显地比其他两段长一些……
男子：（急忙打断）那又怎么样？
艾新：我研究过曾国藩关于相面的一本传世奇书《冰鉴》，按照上面的说法，这样的人大都聪慧敏捷，才智
过人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，还要遭受巨大的变故，事业和婚姻都可能出现大的危机啊
！
男子：（又闭上眼，向后一仰，下意识地摸着自己的额头）难怪啊！我就老觉得这大脑门儿不对劲，（站起
朝着艾新）你说我爸妈怎么就给我这样一个大脑门儿呢？
艾新：我还没有说完呢，书上还说，在这场大的挫折之后，这个人如果怨天尤人，灰心丧气，这辈子很可能
就一蹶不振了，但如果他能继续拼搏，重整河山，凭他的天分，还会有惊人的成就，后福不可限量啊？
男子：啊？！重整河山？哼，我怕是没有那力气了。
艾新：怎么没有？你看（将画递过去）你多精神！
男子：（看着画，自言自语）这――是我吗，（眉头紧锁，象在思考什么，良久，象突然顿悟，握住艾新的
手，激动地）小伙子，你真是一语点醒梦中人啊！你说得对，这点挫折算什么，连这点打击都承受不起，我
还算什么大男人？我要重整旗鼓！我要重整旗鼓！（下场）
（男子走后，艾新疲惫地摸着头坐下，那老者轻轻地坐在他的对面。艾新注意到旁边的老者，赶快强打起精
神。）
艾新：老人家，您也要画像？
院长：画吧（慈祥地看着艾新）你每个星期天都在这里画？
艾新：哦，差不多有两年了吧！
院长：那为什么呢，还是免费的？
艾新：一方面为别人做点事情，另一方面嘛，也能提高自己的绘画水平，您看，我给你们免费画像，你们也
不是在为我免费做模特吗？
院长：（笑着）你还真会算帐。小伙子，你也给我看看相如何？
艾新：（也笑了）嗨！老人家，我哪儿会看什么像，刚才那些话，都是我瞎编的。
院长：那又为什么呢？
艾新：为了让他快乐点，为了让他仍然对生命充满热情和希望。
院长：你对每个人都是这样吗？
艾新：在我眼中，世界上的每一个生命都是造物主的恩赐，都应该快快乐乐，但这只是我的希望而已，生命
中――总会有痛苦和不幸。
院长：那，那你自己呢？你――快乐吗？
艾新：我？（猛地一怔，抬头看着老者）我快乐啊！很快乐。哎，老人家有些面熟啊！
院长：哦？是吗？（良久）小伙子，你看这阳光，多好啊！
艾新：是啊！
院长：你说乌云，它能遮挡住这阳光吗？
艾新：（抬头看看面前的老人，觉得他的问题很奇怪，似乎并不是一般人）乌云终将散去的。
一阵沉默。艾新将画给她。
艾新：老人家，您看还行吧？
院长：（并没有马上回答，静静地看着）从专业的角度上，你的画几乎是完美的，无论是解剖还是透视，还
是明暗对比，都是无可挑剔的，但有一点，小伙子，不知你发现没有？
艾新：是吗？（惊疑地看了看面前的这位老人，更觉得面熟，又仔细地看着画）
院长：尽管你一直想把快乐带给别人，但你自己的心里却并不快乐，你看你的笔触，那么沉重，我能从你的
笔触里感受到你内心的矛盾和痛苦。（艾新惊得手中的铅笔掉落地上）
艾新：啊？您是？（弯身捡铅笔）
院长：何中立。
艾新：何中立？（吃惊，又很兴奋）院长！难怪您这么面熟，您怎么会？
院长：我首先要告诉你一个好消息，你的那？
幅油画《不屈的生命》，已经入选第十八届巴黎国际绘画展，这
是我国美术作品近十年来首次入选。这不仅是我们学院的无限光荣，也是我国美术界的光荣。祝贺你啊，艾
新！（握住艾欣的手）
艾新：是吗！太好了（由兴奋又转入沉郁）院长，其实我一直想做您的学生……
院长：你已经是我的学生了。你已经被保送为我的研究生了，下学期一开学……
艾新：（抢过）下学期？还有几个月？（掰着手指）我，我怕是没有――下学期了（眼泪夺眶而出）
院长：不，你不仅有下学期，还有很长很长的人生路，跟我走吧艾新。（拉起艾新的手）
艾新：走，去哪儿？
院长：去，去医院啊！
艾新：医院？我，可是……
院长：我是今天早上才接到医院的电话，知道你――知道你患了白血病，你为什么要瞒着大家！
艾新：我……
院长：我知道你是怎么想的，你对别人有爱心，怎么对自己就没有爱心了，白血病不是不治之症啊，刚才我
召集全校教师开了一个紧急会议，决定在明天，就是明天，搞一个美院师生作品拍卖会，所得的钱首先作为
你的医疗费用，所有的人都举手同意的。另外同学们也都知道了，好多同学都主动要求为你捐献骨髓……
艾新：院长，我该怎么感谢大家？
院长：走吧（拉着艾新的手），象你画中的那棵树一样，要有不屈的生命！
❿ 急求大学英语情景剧，4人或5人的，励志加点搞笑，英语课堂上表演用的。谢谢
英语剧本：骄傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）
小松鼠：（软翻上）
小猴：（围着小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你们两个，别再闹了。 森林音乐会将要开始了。
You’d better go and prepare for it.
你们最好快去做准备工作吧！
小猴：Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗？（准备前滚翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don’t play any more.
你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。
小松鼠：Let’s go! Little monkey! 我们走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I’ll be back soon.
谢谢！但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。我马上就回来。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等会见！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自语地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美丽的孔雀。 你在哪里？ 你能听到我在叫你吗？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩缤纷的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美丽的冠子。 你们谁有呢？ 哦！你说什么？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don’t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有没有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I’m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美丽的孔雀。 我正到处找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我们要举行一个森林音乐会。你愿意一起参加吗？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我从不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵这么长，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（对观众）
他们太可怕了。 并且你所有的朋友都和你一样丑陋。你们说呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That’s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美丽的孔雀， 你太骄傲了。 这对你不好。 虽然我们并不漂亮。
We’ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我们会帮助你在你困难的时候，请成为我们的朋友吧！并请参加我们的音乐剧吧！
We all like your dance.我们都喜欢你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I’ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我从不为丑陋的人跳舞。 并且我不需要你们的帮助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美丽的孔雀……
孔雀：（打断狐狸的话）Don’t say any more. You ugly fox.
你别说了，丑陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必须走了。 你太骄傲了。
孔雀：（独白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，阳光多好啊。 让我在这树下美美的睡上一觉。
大灰狼：（自言自语）I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太饿了。 我太饿了。 那些小精灵们团结的那么紧。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我听说他们又搞什么森林音乐会。 我连抓住他们的机会都没有。
I’m so hungry. Oh, there’s a big hole in the tree.
What’s in it? Is there something for me?
我太饿了。 哦，那棵树里有一个大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？
Oh, what’s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won’t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什么？一只美丽的孔雀。 我想我不会再饿肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那两只结实的胳膊。他们定是美味的。
孔雀：（惊吓的）Oh! My god. Who’s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？
大灰狼：Aha! I’m your good friend. Don’t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 别害怕。
孔雀：I haven’t got any friends. 我从来没有朋友。
大灰狼：That’s OK! Otherwise I’ll have no such a chance.
这就对了！否则的话我怎么会有这样的机会呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I’m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你说对了。 我太饿了。 你是我丰盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don’t run away. My little dear!
别跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
听！谁在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 谁在喊救命？
（幕内）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it’s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let’s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一只狼正在追赶她。 我的朋友们，让我们快去帮她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (声音渐弱，倒下，狼正要扑过去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I’ll kill you.
滚开！小东西！滚开！要不我就杀了你。
鹿：If you don’t want to die. You’d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的话。 你最好马上离开这儿。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饶了我吧！ 饶了我吧！
鹿：Don’t bully us again.
以后不许再伤害我们的朋友。
大灰狼：I won’t.! I won’t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 谢谢你！谢谢你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don’t cry any more ! 别哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
让我给你检查一下，没事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美丽的孔雀，让我来帮助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
谢谢你们，让我成为你们的朋友吧！让我为你们表演最美的舞蹈。
众：Welcome! Welcome ! 欢迎欢迎！
鹿：Now let’s go and have our forest concert.
现在让我们一起去开森林音乐会吧！
众：Ok! Let’s go together!
好！我们走！