來啊mm微電影

1. 英語網路語。急急！！！~~~~~~~~帥哥美女快來啊！

thnx--thanks
lol--laugh out loud
brb--be right back
ttyl--talk to you later
btw--by the way

不過，呵呵，我又在一個網站上找的
AAK Alive And Kicking
AAR At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From the Keyboard
AFN that's All For Now
AOTA All Of The Above
a/s/l or asl Age/Sex/Location - (used to ask a chatter their personal information)
AV Avatar - Graphical representation (a picture) often used in chat rooms to depict a person that is in the room and chatting.
b4 Before
BAK Back At Keyboard (I'm back)
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Be Back Soon
BCNU I'll Be Seeing You.
b/f Boyfriend (also shown as bf, B/F, or BF)
BEG Big Evil Grin
BFN Bye For Now
BMA Bite My A** (became popular with the Simpson's cartoon show)
boot To get kicked out of a chat room, or have to restart the computer because you couldn't talk in the chat room anymore.
BR Best Regards
BRB Be Right Back
BRH Be Right Here
BSEG Big S**t Eatin Grin
BTA But Then Again....
BTW By The Way
btw BeTWeen you and me ...
chat room A web page where people gather using software that allows them to talk to one another in real time.
CRS Can't Remember S**t
CU See You - also posted as cya
CUS Can't Understand S**t (stuff)
CNP Continued in Next Post (seen more on message boards than chat)
CP Chat Post
CUL8R See You Later
CUOL See You On Line
CYA See Ya
dd, ds, dh Darling or Dear: Dear Son, Dear Daughter, or Dear Husband. Usually exchanged in family chats.
DDSOS Different Day, Same Old S**t
DEGT Don't Even Go There (I don't want to talk about it)
DIKU Do I Know You?
DIS Did I Say
D/L, DL, d/l, dl Downloading, or Download it.
EG Evil Grin
EM E-Mail
EMA E-mail Address (example: ?ema or ema? = what is your email address)
EOT End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)
ez or EZ easy (one of the really old ones)
F2F Face To Face
FAQ Frequently Asked Question
FISH First In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)
FITB Fill In The Blanks
flame to insult someone. Used when a person asks a stupid question, or says something rude to irritate the users of a chat room or message board.
FOCL Falling Off Chair - Laughing
forum What todays message boards are called. Often using php as defining language to quickly write 'real time' messages and replies to a web site (or page)
FTS F*** This S***
fu f*** you (If you can't figure this one out, you shouldn't be on line)
FUBAR "Fouled" Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead
GAL Get A Life
gest Gesture ... a small multimedia file played over the internet, usually expressing an emotion or comment.
g/f Girlfriend (also shown as gf, G/F, or GF)
GFN Gone For Now
GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GR Gotta Run
GR&D Grinning, Running, and Ducking.
GTR Got To Run
GTRM Going To Read Mail (leaving chat room to check email)
H&K Hugs and Kisses
hack person who breaks into software, or disrupts a chat room.
HAGD Have A Good Day
HAGO Have A Good One
Halsoft Name of a company that purchased the brand of Chat that Excite offered, now a pay as you go service.
HB Hurry Back
Hosts Refers to the people that are running the chat room, they usually have the ability to kick a person off e to rude behavior.
HTH Hope That Helps
huggles Hugs
IAC In Any Case
IB I'm Back
IC I See
IDN I Don't kNow
IDK I Don't Know
IDTS I Don't Think So
IANAL I'm Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion)
IC I See
ICQ I Seek You. A computer program used to communicate instantly over the Internet.
ILU or ILY I Love You
IM Instant Message
IMHO In My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)
IMO In My Opinion
IOH I'm Out of Here
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
IYO In Your Opinion
JAS Just A Second
JIC Just In Case
JK Just Kidding
JMO Just My Opinion
JW Just Wondering
k, K, or kk O. K.
KIT Keep In Touch
L8R Later (an early one, kind of outdated with current 'young geeks')
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LFFAO Laughing My F***(freaking) Ass Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTNS Long Time No See
LTS Laughing To ones Self
LY I Love Ya.
LYL Love You Lots
Message Board. A web page where people write comments, and those comments are than added to that web-page for others to view. Used to carry on conversation, request information, and relay messages.
MUG Refers to a new user of that chat program, goes back to Excite VP days when the AV (or icon) that represented someone new was a picture of a coffee mug.
NE1 Anyone
newbie refers to a person who is new to an area or technology. Also seen as nube, nooby, nubie, nb, etc.
NFW No Feasible (or F***ing) Way
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
nm, or NM Never Mind
NP, np No Problem
NRN 1. No Response Necessary
2. Not Right Now
NT No Thanks
OBTW Oh, By The Way.
OIC Oh, I See
OF Old Fart, someone who has been around for a while.
OJ or OK Only Joking or Only Kidding
OL the Old Lady
OM the Old Man
OMG Oh My Gosh (although it's usually used with the Lords name in place of "gosh")
OT Off Topic
oth or OTH Off The Hook: Something is really popular, or hot. Very exciting.
otr or OTR Off The Rack: Saying that something is outside the ordinary.
OTE Over The Edge (beyond common sense or beyond good taste)
OTOH On The Other Hand ...
OTOMH Off the Top of My Head ...
OTW On The Way ... I've sent a file to you, it's "On the way"
P911 My parents are in the room. P=Parents, and 911=emergency, in other words either drop the subject, or watch the language.
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)
PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Cards International Association
PCMCIA People Can't Master Computer Instry Acronyms (slang)
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
peeps People. example: "There sure are a lot of peeps in this room" - meaning a lot of people are in the chat room.
peep this Hey, listen to this, I've got some interesting news.
PITA Pain In The Ass
PLZ Please
PMJI Pardon Me for Jumping In (when you enter into a new conversation)
poof when someone leaves a chat room, often seen as *poof* as in boy he *poofed* in a hurry.
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POS Parents are looking Over my Shoulder.
POTS Parents Over The Shoulder - (My parents are watching, I can't really talk)
PPL People
QT Cutie
RFC Request For Comments (used more in newsgroups, a page or pages that supply technical information)
rl or RL Real Life (as opposed to being online)
r m or RM Ready Made: pre-existing
ROFL Rolling On Floor, Laughing
ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing F(***ing) My Ass Off
RSN Real Soon Now
r/t Real Time (also: RT, or rt)
RTFM Read The "Flippin" Manual (response to beginner question on net, chat, newsgroups, etc.)
RU aRe yoU?
SEG Shit Eating Grin
SH Same Here
SMS Short Message Service (more cell phones and pagers than chat rooms and the Internet)
SN Screen Name. The name or moniker selected by person in an IM or chat program. ex: My "SN" in vp was "-lone.wolf"
SNAFU Situation Normal, All "Fouled" Up
SO Significant Other
SOL Shit Out Of Luck
SOS Same Old S**t (stuff)
SOTA State Of The Art (latest technology)
SPST Same Place, Same Time
SSDD Same S**t, Different Day
STR8 Straight (can refer to sex, or DSTR8 as in Damn Straight)
STW Search The Web
SY Sincerely Yours
SYL See You Later
TAFN That's All For Now
TC Take Care
TFH Thread From Hell (a topic or discussion that won't stop - esp. newsgroups)
TGIF Thank Goodness It's Friday
THX Thanks!
TIA Thanks In Advance
TM Text Message (often refers to communications with text over cell phones)
TMI Too Much Info. (information)
TNT 'Til Next Time
TPS That's Pretty Stupid
TPTB The Powers That Be (can sometimes refer to the people that are running the chat room or server)
TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face: Can be with either laughter, or e to saddness.
TS Tough S**t
TSFY Tough S**t For You
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now
TTTT These Things Take Time
TTYL Talk To You Later
TY Thank You
TYT Take Your Time
TYVM Thank You Very Much
VPPH Virtual Places Page Host
US You Suck
usa or USA Until Sides Ache: Usually used with one of the laughter acronyms such as "lolusa" Laughing Out Loud Until my Sides Ache. I've also heard that some folks substitute ush for "Until Sides Hurt". rotflolush = rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, until my sides hurt.
UV Unpleasant Visual
UW yoU're Welcome
UY Up Yours
vp or VP Virtual Places: A brand of chat offered by Excite in the late 90s and early 2000.
WB Welcome Back (you say this when someone returns to a chat room)
WC WelCome
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WEU What's Eating You?
WFM Works For Me
WIIFM What's In It For Me?
WTG Way To Go
WTF What The F**K
WT? What The ...? or Who the ...?
WTGP? Want To Go Private? (move to a private chat room)
WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
YAA Yet Another Acronym
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YL Young Lady
YM Young Man
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YR Yea, Right. (sarcastic)
*ys* You Stinker
YVW You're Very Welcome
YW You're Welcome

2. 經典電影推薦

我推薦一些經典好看的電影

一、七號房的禮物

《鋼琴家》「希望音樂比炮火響亮，藝術比戰爭長壽」。

這是我看過最好看的戰爭片之一，從一個鋼琴家的角度來述說他戰前戰後的生活，人性的變換和生活的渴望。斯普爾曼是波蘭的一家電台鋼琴師。二戰即將爆發之時，他們全家被迫被趕進華沙的猶太區。在戰爭的顛沛流離中，遭受了種種的羞辱和折磨，他輾轉幾次住所，收到貨很多好心人的幫助，但是他也飢腸轆轆重病纏身。最後在廢墟的閣樓上他遇見了一名德國軍官，在軍官的要求下他彈奏了鋼琴曲，軍官以後暗暗幫助他，送給他補給。斯普爾曼也終於等到了戰爭的結束。

這部電影根據真實事件改編，軍官在戰爭中幫助了很多猶太人，這也許是他的良知。這部電影不帶著英雄主義的言語，像一記重錘，悶在心裡。無論是戰前戰後，他都是在用音樂表達自己的情緒。

3. 上海哪個電影院比較適合和MM一起看電影

徐家匯的港匯廣場 永華電影院

4. mm來啊

你就別想了，都是做廣告的

5. 誰知道蠟筆小新常說的話.和口頭禪

1、人家 沒有那麼好啦~

2、哈嘍~ 小姐，你喜歡吃青椒嗎？

3、真拿現在的小孩沒辦法！

4、出發出天花！語錄大全網

5、小姐，你吃納豆喜歡放蔥花嗎？

6、屁股見光 屁股見光

7、大姐姐~你喜歡吃青椒嗎？

8、我會記住 直到忘記為止、

9、納豆不放蔥花那還能叫納豆嗎！？

10、漏屁屁外星人 搖搖搖 搖搖搖

11、我叫野原新之助今年5歲 我最討厭吃青椒！

12、妮妮媽媽煮的東西還是這么重口味啊。

13、豆皮壽司 蠟筆小新經典口頭禪(推薦)

14、高興時：「哇~~~嘿~嘿~」

15、媽媽好大腿喲

16、大姐姐，你吃納豆的時候喜歡拌蔥花或者其他xxx嗎？

17、我和風間有著特殊的關系

18、小姐你納豆裡面喜不喜歡加蔥花啊～

19、也有那種說法，和尚說法

20、正南，真是的，搬家都不說一聲。

21、屁屁外星人~

22、媽媽你好「大胖」啊

23、百分之百純果汁哦

拓展資料：

小新是一個年僅5歲，正在幼兒園上學的小男孩。他內心早熟，喜歡欣賞並向美女搭訕。最初小新與父親廣志和母親美伢組成一個三人家族。隨後又添加了流浪狗小白，日子頻繁瑣碎卻不乏溫馨感動。隨著故事展開，又加入了新的成員妹妹野原葵 。

《蠟筆小新》是由臼井儀人創作的漫畫，1990年8月，在《weekly漫畫action》上開始連載。1992年，根據漫畫改編的同名動畫在朝日電視台播出。2010年7月16日，臼井儀人遺作《蠟筆小新》第50卷發刊，由臼井儀人創作的全部單行本發行完畢，累計發行銷量5300萬部 。

6. 現在買什麼手機比較好

推薦購買：華為P20Pro、小米9、榮耀V20、華為10、VIVOX20。

1、華為P20Pro

華為P20Pro是目前華為P系列頂級的機型，搭載華為P系列頂級的機型，外觀採用了近兩年流行的劉海屏設計。

它最大的特色就是它的攝像頭，後置三個攝像頭，其中主攝4000萬像素，攝像頭支持三倍光學變焦、五倍混合變焦和十倍數碼變焦，拍照效果讓人震撼。另外，它搭載麒麟970處理器，這個處理器是目前華為頂端的處理器。

2、小米9

小米9，是小米公司旗下一款智能手機，內部代號是戰斗天使，採用：高通驍龍855旗艦平台，最高配備12GB內存+256GB存儲；搭載索尼三攝全焦段鏡頭1200萬人像鏡頭，4800萬像素主攝，1600萬微距+超廣角；搭載6.39英寸三星AMOLED水滴屏。

選購注意：

1、操作系統：建議使用塞班或安卓操作系統，安卓系統使用人群廣，可使用的應用軟體極其豐富，塞班系統功耗小，不會占據太多的內存。

2、價格：注意不要在手機剛剛上市的時候進行購買，此時手機的價格具有極大的水分，建議一兩個月之後進行購買。

7. 哇嘎打什麼看好看的MM動漫電影啊

好看的電影？太多了，我這有12個「十佳」，都是好看的電影，願與樓主一起分享 ，然後，你都可以在這個網站（haokan5.com）上面看得到，希望對你有所幫助 《超速緋聞》《我的女友是機器人》《美女的煩惱》 這三部韓國的愛情片都很不錯，搞笑中帶著點感人，強烈推薦找幾個人一起看，一起笑才有感覺啊～～ 《情人節》（泰國）超級爆笑，寢室熱一起看到，很有感覺喔！！ 《木乃伊》1，2 很好看，第三部有李連傑、楊紫瓊那伙人，個人感覺不怎麼好看 《這個殺手不太冷》《外星人ET》 《阿甘正傳》 都是我們上英語課，老師在放映廳給我放的片子，很好看喔。 還放過《辛德勒的名單》，《拯救大兵奇瑞》很多人說好看，但我看不懂，覺得很不好看，看了半小時就睡著了。。。 《戀空》 唯美的日本愛情片，蠻感人的，女主角很清純，男主角很帥！ 帥哥兼實力派演員尼古拉斯.凱奇的電影從來沒有讓人失望過，《變臉》《石破天驚》（《又叫勇闖奪命島》）《空中監獄》 劇情片的中經典片子，我推薦過給跟多人看，都說好看呢。 香港拍的《無間道》1、2部都很不錯，歐美的《無間道風雲》，我看了二十分鍾就看不下去了。 《赤壁》1、2 剛開始看覺得范圍，越看越好看列 《夕陽天使》，趙薇、舒淇、莫文蔚演的動作片，蠻好看的 《暮光之城》，書出到第三部了。電影好看書更好看！電影第二部好像今年11月份出吧 《行運一條龍》《喜劇之王》 很老的片子，挺搞笑的。 小時候很喜歡看周星馳的電影，名字很多都想不起來了，覺得都很好看，近些年拍的《長江七號》也挺好看的。 《寶萊塢生死戀》又叫《美麗情人》（印度）很感人的愛情片，女主角好像是95年的世界冠軍，兩個女主角都很漂亮，在印度很有名，男主角演過《阿育王》，在CCTV-6看的，過了幾年還想再看一遍時，沒有找到高清版的的資源，哎！～遺憾了，對了《阿育王》也不錯！ 《歌舞青春》1、2、3 裡面的歌都挺好聽的，人覺得1、2、比較好看，3就湊合看看吧 《生化危機》1、2、3 我是先看3再看2最後看到1，第二部最好看，第三部也不錯，就是有點惡心，第一部一般般吧！～～建議看2、3 蠻經典 小時候看的《小鬼當家》，很搞笑！！經典 《羅馬假日》《公主日記》 很不錯的愛情片，估計很多人都看過吧！～《公主日記》2就不咋樣了，呵呵。《亂世佳人》還馬虎看，可能是影片時間太長了，又是黑白的，看得沒那麼起勁就是了！～～ 《哈利波特》，個人對這樣的魔幻片不怎麼感興趣，覺得第一部最好看 《赤裸特工》，我看得是刪減版的，還不錯 《保持通話》 大S、古天樂、劉燁演的，雖然劇情是抄襲歐美的，但好看就OK，大S在片中的表演很到位，感覺像偶像派轉實力派，很不錯 《證人》，謝霆鋒、梁家輝演的，好看！～ 《傲慢與偏見》，拍了幾個版本，都不錯 周傑倫的幾部電影，《大灌籃》和《不能說的秘密都》是在電影院看的，比較有氣氛，前者比較搞笑啦。《滿城盡帶黃金甲》是近年來，老謀子拍的所謂大片中稍微能看的並且好看點的，呵呵！～～其餘的大片。。。唉！！ 有史以來票房最高的《泰坦尼克號》 《美人魚》（港版和美版）都很好看 《瘋狂的賽車》搞笑死啊 《平民窟的百萬富翁》很火的印度片子，好評諸多啊！劇情構思其妙，很好看的愛情片 《未知死亡》，也是印度的，女主角美麗善良可愛！～男主角為愛而戰，～哎！感人喔，多希望女主角不要死。。。 《畫皮》好看，幾個實力派演員的大片，還有點感人呢 《颶風營救》，男主角有點小帥，片子還行

8. 微電影,求這女的資料，高手快來吧

唐筱琪

性別:女

職業:演員

生日:--

星座:--

地區:中國內地

血型:--

資料好少！

9. 求一部外國電影 劇情大致是一個變態的男人抓到了一個MM 他把自己和那個女人關在了一起 自己也裝作是被抓來

聽著有點像電鋸驚魂的情節，但人物不對啊！最近看了部電影，是日本拍的，名字叫《異常》，過了幾天想起情節都又一種很壓抑的感覺。日本的片子真的很BT

10. MM你們快來啊，我有事問你們

我覺的沒什麼影響啊。。
又不是說缺鼻子少眼那麼明顯，只是手而已！
如果有個MM真正喜歡你的話是不會在意你這些的。
所以別那麼想，我想問你哈，你寫字是不是用左手？我沒什麼意思，順帶問問的。
女孩子不會覺的你少了根手指就不喜歡你的。知道沒`