三人劇本英文電影

Ⅰ 求三人表演的英語劇本

老同學（搞笑校園短劇）
演員：小石頭 老乾巴 大雜面 小丹

小丹：這不嘛，大學畢業十來年，當年的同學見面都難，有的有錢有的沒錢，窮的不把富來奔，富的與窮家也無言。同學情感可不能白費，所以我們今天啊開個同學會，只為交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）
大雜面：小丹吶，你咋還忙活呢，快做飯吧，老同學都快來了。哎，我還得告訴你幾句：今天時間也不晚了，記住今天聚會趙衛鋒是重點，他現在是辛氏企業的經理，百分百一個大款。咱今天要是把他整高興了，那咱們就抱住那金飯碗了，哈哈哈哈！
小丹：你怎麼那麼見錢眼開呢？難道同學之間也要講錢？
大雜面：小丹你咋這么不懂事呢，同學同學，同樣是學生但不一樣學習。當年學習不努力，他窮了也不能和咱們生氣啊，當年刻苦學習的，他有錢也證明是自己努力。你好比當年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折騰的，活動參加不少，就是不努力學習，聽說畢業就失業了，現在在家種地，你說這是何必。
小丹：人家辛井水怎麼也是同學啊，你可不能厚此薄彼啊。
大雜面：啊，對啊，你曾經還和辛井水談過一段戀愛，怪不得你一直在為他說話呢。你們可別當著我的面情情愛愛，別怪我翻臉讓他歇菜！
小丹：你！哼！（生氣的下）（大雜面坐下看報紙）
小石頭：（接電話）外！我是趙衛鋒，哎呀，辛總啊，對來大雜面家開同學會，您放心吧，我一定會把這事辦的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再見！
（敲門）開門！
大雜面：來了，你好你是？
小石頭：我是趙衛鋒！
大雜面：衛鋒，哎呀！（擁抱）我想死你了，咱們十年沒有見面了吧，我都想四你了！怎麼樣您母親還好嗎？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您父親還好吧？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您家裡都好吧？
小石頭：還好！
（小丹出來）
小丹：哎呀！小石頭啊！
小石頭：恩？你是？
大雜面：小石頭？哎？這位是趙衛鋒趙經理，你怎麼能……
小丹：啊，原來是趙經理啊，那你們坐下聊啊！
（趙衛鋒手機響，接電話）
小石頭：外，辛總啊！什麼？好，我馬上過去！
老同學，我公司有點事情我得馬上過去，好嗎？咱們有機會再聚！
（趙衛鋒下）
大雜面：完了，完了，他走了，這同學會還開啥了？餃子包了，來人就喝茶吧！
（老乾巴上，敲門）
小丹：誰啊？
老乾巴：我！
小丹：老乾巴？
老乾巴：小丹？誒呀嗎呀
小丹：誒呀！
大雜面：小丹誰啊？
小丹：老乾巴快進來！軍言，你看誰來了
大雜面：啊，送煤氣罐的吧，放里邊吧！
小丹：他好似咱們的老同學老乾巴啊
大雜面：老乾巴？哪個老乾巴啊
老乾巴：不認識我了？大雜面？你忘了我，我可記得你呀！
大雜面：我叫張軍言不叫大雜面，（不屑的）裡面坐吧。
小丹：（拉住老乾巴的手）老乾巴，現在幹啥呢，可挺長時間沒有看見你了啊。
老乾巴：啊，我那什麼……
大雜面：咳！小丹，你去燒點開水去！
老乾巴：大雜面！不張軍言，你現在幹啥啊？
大雜面：呀，也沒幹啥！就搞幾個小項目唄！
老乾巴：啥項目啊？
大雜面：啊，沒啥，也就是給北極星供暖，把太平洋變淺，克隆一個北朝鮮，再把黑洞填滿。
老乾巴：誒呀！那你還挺忙啊！
大雜面：呵呵，一般！老同學，那你忙寫啥啊都？
老乾巴：我跟你比起來差遠了，成天凈鼓動農作物了。
大雜面：（驕傲的）那也行，一年也能對付個一兩千！
老乾巴：哪能啊，一年也就八九百——萬！
大雜面：啊，八九百？萬？不是我說你老乾巴，你跟我你吹啥啊？啊，咱們當年都農村出來的，誰不知道一年掙多少啊，啊？你有啥困難到我這你裝啥啊，我也不是不能幫你。我這現在家業好幾十萬，光自行車我就好幾個。等會你把那個89年的推走吧，沒事別老走著多累，騎去唄！
老乾巴：恩，我沒走著！
大雜面：騎倒騎驢啊？那玩意更累疼，還不如自行車呢！
老乾巴：不是……
（小丹上）
小丹：你們嘮啥呢？來喝水！
大雜面：小丹，把咱們家那些破衣服啥的給老乾巴拿走點，買衣服太貴了。
小丹：哎！
（小丹拿出一件衣服）
大雜面：你拿那不我的衣服嗎？
小丹：那你不說給老乾巴嗎？
大雜面：我說你塞暖氣空子里那幾件！
小丹：那還能穿嗎？
大雜面：老乾巴他還能嫌咱們吶？
老乾巴：沒事，老同學嘛，永遠都是老同學！
小丹：老乾巴，還沒有吃飯吧？
大雜面：嘖！人家老乾巴還能不吃飯？再說咱家菜油太大，老乾巴能吃慣嗎？回頭再拉肚子可咋整。給老乾巴包幾個饅頭拿走，人家老乾巴沒准還有急事呢！
小丹：張軍言，你是不是有點過分了？
老乾巴：那什麼，沒事，小丹，軍言你們忙著啊，我先走了！
（趙衛鋒敲門）
大雜面：這又是誰啊？這個鬧停！
（開門）
大雜面：誒呀！衛鋒！誒呀，你可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天別走了啊，就在這住！
小石頭：不的了，我們懂事長在這吧？
大雜面：懂事長？沒有啊！
老乾巴：（過來）小石頭，事情辦妥了？
小石頭：辛哥，辦妥了，外商直接就撥款2000萬！
老乾巴：好，咱們走吧！
大雜面：辛哥！誒呀，我想死你了！太好了，小丹快去買海鮮，辛哥，今天別走了，我給你定酒店！誒呀，快給辛哥泡龍井啊，這破衣服你又翻出來幹啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！
老乾巴：軍言……
大雜面：辛哥你還是叫我大雜面親切！
老乾巴：你還記得自己曾經叫大雜面？你記得你這個名字怎麼來的嗎？
大雜面：當然記得，小的時候家裡窮，我每天都帶一個玉米面上學，同學們都叫我大雜面，但是沒有一個人瞧不起我，他們都來幫助我！
老乾巴：那時候我每天都帶一個糖饅頭上學，每次都用饅頭換你的雜面吃。不是我愛吃雜面，而是我想讓你知道，世界上除了錢之外，還有情感存在！軍言，對辛懂事長你就可以請海鮮，住酒店，對老乾巴你就連多呆一會你都不願意嗎？老同學老同學，就算我們再有錢，也不能忘記了曾經的老同學啊！
大雜面：老乾巴！嗚——
（音樂響起）
~~~

Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang

Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assious study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK?
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU? You yes?
Zamian large: small stone? Hey? This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What? , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay? We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students? Dumplings package,來人on tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan? Ah ah long period of time?
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small?
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang? Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know? Zamian big? You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it.
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah?
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah?
Big Zamian: ah,沒啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops.
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiu year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiu? 10,000? Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae? Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah? You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you. I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few. , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah? Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane? To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes?
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear?
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner?
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat? Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old? Zezheng diarrhea can be back again. To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies?
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie? This鬧Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this?
Big Zamian: Dongshichang? No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get?
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!
Big Zamian: Xinge!誒ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!誒ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah? Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian? You remember how your name to?
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat. Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to? Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --
多長時間我就不太清楚了

Ⅱ 英語三人劇本

請參考Friends老友記的場景對話~
可以聽讀。然後記錄下其中三人的對話。這樣對學習過程會有幫助哦~~~

請參考：
http://video..com/v?ct=301989888&rn=20&pn=0&db=0&s=8&word=friends&fr=ala0

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Ⅲ 3人英文短劇劇本

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.

唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。

I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over
there.

悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。

小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。

唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。

悟空：師傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here
tonight?

老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。

老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。

Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter,
tonight. We are all
afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can
help you.

老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very
capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away
tonight.

悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he
is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.

這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。

豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。

Darling, here I am.

站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。

Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a
couple.

豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。

Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am
sure that I
can make you happy.

小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。

八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候幹嘛要像猴子一樣？

Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?

小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。

When I am happy, I always tickle.

八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。

Fine, let』s go to the bedroom.

八戒拉住小娘子就往房子裡面鑽。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。

八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，幹嘛把我拉出來啊？

Darling. Why are you so powerful?

小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家裡吧。

Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We』d better go to
your home.

八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。

Go to my house？OK. that』s a great idea. Let』s go.

兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。

小女子：我一個弱女子，哪裡能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。

I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?

八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？

Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.

八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。

Darling, Let's go.

小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，獃子。

Okay. Let』s go.

音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背
上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。

八戒：小娘子，你怎麼這么重啊？

Darling, why are you so heavy?

小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？

Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)

八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。

Yes, I do. I do.

繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之後，
靈活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那裡呻吟。
八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。

八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎麼看不見你了？

Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?

小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這里呢。

Honey, I am here.

八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎麼摔到高的地方去了？

Darling. Why did you go up there?

小女子：還不是你這獃子害的。

That's your fault.

八戒：對不起，娘子。對不起，娘子。

Sorry, darling. I』m very sorry.

小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。

You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let』s have a rest.

八戒：太好了。 我們就休息一下吧！

Have a rest? That』s a good idea. Let』s have a rest.

八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。

小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，你是哪裡的神仙，我都還不知道，怎麼能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。

Honey, how can I marry you? I don』t even know where you come from.
You must tell me
the truth first.

八戒：唉，別提了，想當年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯投了豬胎，長成這般模樣。

Alas! Don』t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between
heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So
I became a pig.
That』s why I am so ugly.

小女子：虧你長得這么丑，還敢出來見人。

You look too ugly to meet people.

八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點化我，叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經人。等了這么久，
也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什麼西天取經呢？（八戒高興地過
去想拉小女子的手）

I didn』t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for
Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It』s lucky to meet
you here.

小女子（把手甩開）：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎麼連我都背不動，真讓人難以相信。

You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can』t you
carry me? It』s
impossible!

八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你幹嘛不信呢你。

I am really the immortal. Why don』t you believe me?

小女子：那你拿出點本事來瞧瞧。

Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。

OK, let me show you my gongfu.

從石頭後拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山後面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。

八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么大的力氣？

Darling. Why are you so strong?

小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。

Pull me out if you can .

八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一鬆手，八戒摔倒在地。

八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。

How could you let me fall down? Don』t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：獃子，看看我是誰！

You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大聖，我的媽呀。

My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對手，被悟空壓住，不能動彈。
悟空：獃子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？

You silly! Dare you harm others any more?

八戒：不敢了，不敢了。

No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？

Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大聖爺爺饒我。

No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。

I bet you dare not.

悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：獃子，想往哪裡去？

You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應你，不再鬧事了，幹嘛還不放我走？

I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?

悟空：獃子，我帶你去見取經人。

You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.

八戒：什麼？取經人來了？

What? Has Tangseng come?

悟空：走吧。

Yes. Let's go!
兩人在台上走半圈，來到房前。

悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。
悟空：獃子，還不跪下，見過師傅。

You silly, kneel down to meet your master.

八戒忙對著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。

Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒兒，這是怎麼回事？

My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收你為徒，賜你法名為

八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice

and name you Bajie.
八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。
Thank you, my master!
老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不捨地看著小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，還看什麼呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。大話西遊經典電影對白欣賞(英文版，暴笑）

唐僧：干什麼？
What』s up?

悟空：放手！
Let go!

唐僧：你想要啊？悟空，你要是想要的話你就說話嘛，你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢，雖然你很有誠意地看著我，可是你還是要跟我說你想要的。你真的想要嗎？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎？……
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really
like? Really?

悟空：我Kao！(悟空一拳將唐僧打倒。)
Shit!

觀音：啊？孫悟空……
Monkey King……

悟空：大家看到啦？這個傢伙沒事就長篇大論婆婆媽媽嘰嘰歪歪，就好象整天有一隻蒼蠅，嗡……對不起，不是一隻，是一堆蒼蠅圍著你，嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飛到你的耳朵裡面，救命，救命啊！(悟空倒地翻滾，異常痛苦。)
See, this guy keeps talking all the time, we don』t know what he』s talking about. He』s just like a fly hanging around. Sorry, not a fly. It』s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain. Help. Help!

悟空：所以呢我就抓住蒼蠅擠破它的肚皮把它的腸子扯出來再用它的腸子勒住他的脖子用力一拉，呵－－！整條舌頭都伸出來啦！我再手起刀落嘩－－！整個世界清凈了。現在大家明白，為什麼我要殺他！
So I catch that fly. Open its belly. Take out its intestine. Put its intestine around its own neck.
Then I pull the intestine tightly. Everybody, the tongue comes out. I use a blade and cut! Wow! All the people keep silent. Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.

觀音：哼！悟空，你諸多借口，你根本就不想去取西經！
Monkey King, you have so many excuses. You don』t want to get scriptures in the west.

悟空：說那麼多干什麼，打呀！我老孫有金剛不壞之身，十個觀音我都不放在眼裡。(倆人一番鬥法，悟空被觀音降服收入甘露瓶。)
Shut up please! Beat! I』ve got a super body. You can』t hurt me. I don』t scare of any god.

觀音：今天我要替天行道！
I』m gonna punish you.

唐僧：哎哎！徒弟有錯做師傅的也有責任，求姐姐放他一條生路吧！
If a disciple has made a mistake, his master needs to take the responsibility. Goddess, please pardon him!

觀音：我不消滅他沒法兒向玉皇大帝交代！
I have to do so, I need to report to Heaven Emperor.

唐僧：請姐姐跟玉皇大帝說一聲，貧僧願意一命賠一命！(合十坐地，將法杖向空中一拋)
Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor, I can sacrifice my life for him.

觀音：Longevity Monk.

唐僧：喃嘸阿彌陀佛！(法杖將唐僧砸死。) Namonitabhaya…

Ⅳ 求3人英語劇本

A: oh, it's you, B, what's going on these days? B: well, not bad. It's a beautiful day, isn't it? A: Yes, it is. That's why I am here to enjoy the work by the famous artist. B: So am I. Do you find anything really worth for appreciation? A: Well, I just found a painting. it's really interesting but I can』t recognize who drew it. It is brushed simply but I think it expresses something. B: Really? Please show me, I think I can tell you whose work it is. A: This way please The two men stopped in front of a painting. A: Look, this is what I told you. B: Hmmm, it is a house; the light is on and no dark inside. there is a flower in the vase which is in different colors. The flower is on the desk near the window. Look, the sun is in the sky with some sunshine around it. It is an abstract work, even without frame. but I believe it is meaningful. A: yeah, I agree with you. I guess it is drawn by a famous artiest like Picasso, he likes to draw something simple but meaningful. B: It is a precious painting. I believe it. C came at that moment. C: excuse me, I am the manager here and I need to take the painting down now. A: Wait a minute, please tell us who drew it. We all believe it is from a famous artist but we just cant know the name. B: yes, please tell us. C: A famous artist?? Are you kidding me? This is drawn by my grandson; he is very naughty and hung his art class homework on this wall! A&B: What!?這是我根據以前的高中課本里的一篇文章改編的。我們學校的教師在教師基本功大比武時，自編自演的，當時很成功的。不過，原來的腳本已經找不到了，我通過自己的回憶大體把它呈現出來了，這個短劇場景可以自己按情況更改，人可多可少，最好幽默一點的同學表演。
Napolan and his soldiers（拿破崙這個單詞我記不清楚了）
眾士兵排列整齊的上。
M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齊步走） (吹哨)
Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)
（在宿舍里）
Ss: Cheer!(乾杯)
（班長帶著一新士兵推門進來）
M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give
him a warm welcome!
Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但是他搖搖頭)
M: He doesn't know French at all.
Ss: What a pity!
有一天，一個士兵慌慌張張的跑了過來。
A. Monitor! Monitor!
M: What's the matter with you?
A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.
M: What shall we do?
B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first
one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in
the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"
M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. What
shall we do?
B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at
any time.
Ss: Good!
各種場合：
睡覺: A: Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
A: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
吃飯:B:Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
B: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
跑步：C:Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
C: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
.....
Ss: We believe that's no problem at all.
A:(慌慌張張的) N is coming. N is coming.
(眾士兵立正)
N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?
Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!
Sam 在哆嗦，引起了拿破崙的注意。
N: （走到他的面前）Well. How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 21 . sir.
N: (非常吃驚的) How old are you?
Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.
N: (生氣的) Either you or I am mad!!!!
Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!!
Ss: My god!!!
眾士兵失望的下場了。
The hare and the tortoise
One morning, a hare and a tortois meet in a forest,so they begin to talk.
H: Good morning. Mr Tortoise.
T: Oh, it's you. Mr Hare. Good morning!
H: What are you doing?
T: I'm running.
H:Running? Ha ha ha! Can you run? Your legs are too short!
T: Of course I can.
H:My legs are long. I can run faster than you.
T: Don't be so sure.
H:Well then. Let's run to the tall tree over there. Let's see who can get
there first.
T: All right. Ready? Go!
A. Mr Tortoise goes very slowly. But Mr Hare runs very fast. Soon he comes
to a small tree.
H: Where is Mr Tortoise? Aha! There he is!He is far behind me. How slow he
is! Mmm. it's so hot! Here is a tree. I'll have a short sleep first.
T: Oh, he is sleeping under the tree there. But I can't stop. I must go
on.
H: Ah! What a nice sleep! Let me go on. Oh, where 's Mr Tortoise? Where is
he now? I must hurry.
A: Soon he runs to the tall tree. Mr Tortoise is sitting under the tree
and waiting for him.
T:Hi, Mr Hare! How are you? I'm here first. Who is faster, Mr Hare ,you or
me?
H: Oh!.....
A: After a long time. Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise meet again. What will they
do? Please look carefully.
H: Hello!Mr Tortoise. Let's have a match again, OK?
T: Oh. all right.
H: Let's see who is faster this time.
T: OK! One, two . Go!
H: This time I can't sleep ,I must be the first.
T: This time I must be the winner. Mr Hare isn't faster than me. No
matter!
A: This time Mr Hare runs very fast. But Mr Tortoise is very slow.
H: Hooray! I am the winner!
T: I can't believe that! (crying)
A few months later. In the forest animals are all together.
They are talking about the match of Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise.
M:The first time ,Mr Tortoise is the winner.
D: The second time , Mr Hare is the winner.
M: But We don't know who is really the winner. So they must have another
match.
P: I agree with you.
A: All the animals want them to have another match.So a new match begins
between them.
H: I try my best to be the winner.
T: I must be careful. I can't be far behind him.
M: Ready ? Go!!!
H: I am faster than him. (worried) How can I cross the river?
Mr Tortoise is near me. How can I do? How can I do?
T: What's the matter? Mr Hare? Oh ! You can't cross the river. No matter ,
you can cross the river on my back. Come here!
Let's go across the river together.
H: (exciting) Thank you very much! Thank you!!!
T: (smiling) Not at all! We must help each other.
A: They go across the river safely.
They go on running.
T: Oh ! my leg. Something is wrong with my leg. What can I do?
H: Where is Mr Tortoise? There must be something wrong with him. Let me
have a look. What's wrong with you?
T: Something is wrong with my leg. I can't run any longer.
H: Don't worry. You can get the forest on my back.
T: No. You just go on running. Don't worry about me.
H: Let's help each other.
(They go on running together slowly)
M: Look! everyone! How strange they are!
A: When they know the matter.they all say:
The winners are Mr Tortoise and Mr Hare!!
They sing a happy song!
So much for the play!

Ⅳ 求適合三個人的英語話劇及劇本，8～10分鍾的

羅密歐與朱麗葉劇本片段 分享如下
JULIET
O fortune，fortune！allmen call thee fickle[fikel]：
If thou artfickle，what dost thou[咬舌尖] with him．Thatis renown'dfor faith？
Be fickle，fortune；
For then，Ihope，thou wilt not keep him long，Butsend him back．
[l1] 朱麗葉 命運啊命運！誰都說你反復無常；
要是你真的反復無常，那麼你怎樣對待一個忠貞不貳的人呢？
願你不要改變你的輕浮的天性，
因為這樣也許你會早早打發他回來。
CAPULET
ho，daughter！areyou up？[l2]
凱普萊特喂，女兒！你起來了嗎？
JULIET
Whois't that calls？is it my lord father？[l3]
朱麗葉 誰在叫我？是我的父親嗎？
CAPULET
Why，hownow，Juliet！[l4]
凱普萊特啊！怎麼，朱麗葉！
JULIET
Father，Iam not well．[l5]
朱麗葉 父親，我不大舒服。
CAPULET
Evermoreweeping for your cousin's death？
What，wiltthou wash him from his grave with tears？
[l6] An ifthou couldst，thou couldst not make him live；
Therefore，havedone：
some grief showsmuch of love；
But much ofgrief shows still some wantof wit．
[l7] 凱普萊特老是為了你表兄的死而掉淚嗎？
什麼！你想用眼淚把他從墳墓里沖出來嗎？
就是沖得出來，你也沒法子叫他復活；所以還是算了吧。
適當的悲哀可以表示感情的深切，
過度的傷心卻可以證明智慧的欠缺。
JULIET
Yetlet me weep for such a feeling loss．
朱麗葉 可是讓我為了這樣一個痛心的損失而流淚吧。
CAPULET
That not the friend which you weep for.
Well，girl，thouweep'st not so much for his death，
Asthat the villain lives which slaughter'd him．[l8]
凱普萊特 他不是你用眼淚哭得回來的。
好，孩子，人已經死了，你也不用多哭他了；
頂可恨的是那殺死他的惡人仍舊活在世上。
JULIET
Whatvillain？
朱麗葉 什麼惡人？
CAPULET
Thatsame villain，Romeo．
凱普萊特 就是羅密歐那個惡人。
JULIET
GodPardon him！I do，withall my heart；
And yet no manlike he doth grieve my heart．
[l9] 朱麗葉 饒恕他！我願意全心饒恕他；
可是沒有一個人像他那樣使我心裡充滿了悲傷。
CAPULET
Thatis，becausethe traitormurderer lives．
凱普萊特 那是因為這個萬惡的兇手還活在世上。
JULIET
Ay，father，fromthe reach of these my hands：
Would none but Imight vengemy cousin's death[母音e]！
[l10] 朱麗葉 是的，父親，我恨不得把他抓住在我的手裡。
但願我能夠獨自報復這一段殺兄之仇！
CAPULET
Wewill have vengeancefor it．
But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings，girl．[l11]
凱普萊特 我們一定要報仇的。
但是現在，我得告訴你一個好消息。
JULIET
Andjoy comes well in such a needy time：What are they，
Ibeseechyour my lord？
朱麗葉 在這樣不愉快的時候，好消息來得真是再適當沒有了
請問父親，是什麼好消息呢？
CAPULET
Marry，mychild，early next Thursday morn!
The gallant，youngand noble gentleman，The County Paris，
at Saint Peter'sChurch，Shall happily make thee there a joyfulbride．
[l12] 凱普萊特 哈哈，我的孩子，星期四的早晨，
那位風流年少的貴人，帕里斯伯爵，
就要在聖彼得教堂里娶你做他的幸福的新娘了。

JULIET
Now，bySaint Peter's Church and Peter too，
He shall notmake me there a joyful bride.
[l13] I pray you， I will not marry yet；[l14]
and，whenI do，I swear，Itshall be Romeo，
whom you know Ihate，Rather than Paris．
[l15] These are news indeed！[l16]

朱麗葉 憑著聖彼得教堂和聖彼得的名字起誓，
我決不讓他娶我做他的幸福的新娘。
我現在還不願意出嫁，
就是要出嫁，我可以發誓，
我也寧願嫁給我所痛恨的羅密歐，不願嫁給帕里斯。
真是些好消息！
CAPULET
Soft！takeme with you，take me with you．[l17]
How！willthou none？doth thou not give us thanks？Isthou not proud？doth thou not count thy blest，Unworthyas thou is，that we have wrought So worthy agentleman to be thou bridegroom？[l18]
凱普萊特 且慢！講明白點，講明白點兒。
怎麼！你不要嫁人嗎？你不謝謝我們嗎？你不稱心嗎？我們替你找到了這么一位高貴的紳士做你的新郎，你還不想想這是多大的福氣嗎？
JULIET
Notproud，you have；butthankful，that you have：
Proud can Inever be of what I hate；
But thankfuleven for hate，that is meant love．
[l19] 朱麗葉 我沒有喜歡，只有感激；
你們不能勉強我喜歡一個我對他沒有好感的人，
可是我感激你們愛我的一片好心。
CAPULET
Hownow，hownow，chop-logic！
Whatis this？'Proud，'and'I thank you，'and'I thank you not；' Andyet 'not proud，'mistressminion，
you，Thankme no thankings，nor，proudme no prouds，
Butfettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next，
Togo with Paris to Saint Peter's Church，
OrI will drag thee on a hurdle thither．
Out，yougreen-sickness carrion！out，you baggage！[l20]
凱普萊特 怎麼！怎麼！胡說八道！
這是什麼話？什麼「喜歡」「不喜歡」，「感激」「不感激」！
好丫頭，我也不要你感謝，我也不要你喜歡，
只要你預備好星期四到聖彼得教堂里去跟帕里斯結婚；
你要是不願意，我就把你裝在木籠里拖了去!不要臉的死丫頭！
JULIET
Goodfather，I beseech you on my knees，Hearme with patience but to speak a word．[l21]
朱麗葉 好爸爸，我跪下來求求您，請您耐心聽我說一句話。
CAPULET
Hangthee！disobedientwretch！Itell thee what：[l22]
getthee to church o' Thursday，
Ornever after look me in the face：
Speaknot，replynot，donot answer me；Myfingers itch．
凱普萊特 不孝的畜生！我告訴你，
星期四給我到教堂里去，不然以後再也不要見我的面。
不許說話，不要回答我；我的手指癢著呢。

JULIET
Isthere no pity sitting in the clouds，That sees into the bottom of my grief？
I'll to thefriar，to know his remedy：Ifall else fail，myselfhave power to die．[l23]
[l24] 朱麗葉 天知道我心裡是多麼難過，難道它竟會不給我一點慈悲嗎？
啊，我要到神父那兒去向他求救；要是一切辦法都已用盡，我還有死這條路。
JULIET
Areyou at leisure，holyfather，now；Orshall I come to you at evening mass？
朱麗葉 （叩門聲）[l25] 神父，您現在有空嗎？還是讓我在晚禱的時候再來？
FRIARLAURENCE
Myleisure serves me，pensive daughter，now．[l26]
勞倫斯 我還是現在有空，多愁的女兒。
JULIET
Oshut the door！and when thou hast done so，
Come weep withme；
past hope，pastcure，past help！
[l27] 朱麗葉 啊！把門關了！關了門，
陪著我哭吧。
沒有希望、沒有補救、沒有挽回了！
FRLARLAURENCE[l28]
Ah，Juliet，Ialready know thy grief；It strains me past the compass of my wits：
Ihear thou must，andnothing may prorogueit，
OnThursday next be married to this county．
勞倫斯 啊，朱麗葉！我早已知道你的悲哀，實在想不出一個萬全的計策。
我聽說你在星期四必須跟這伯爵結婚，而且毫無拖延的可能了。
JULIET
Helpme , friar, in thy wisdom.[l29]
Ifnot ,thou call my resolution wise.[l30]
Godjoin'd my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands;
Andere this hand, by thee to Romeo seal'd,
Shall be thelabel to another deed,
Or my true heartwith treacherous revolt
Turn to another,this shall slay them both:[l31]
Benot so long to speak; I long to die.[l32]
朱麗葉 神父，用你的智慧幫幫我。
如果不能，那麼只要你贊同我的決心。
上帝把我的心和羅密歐的心結合在一起,你把我們的雙手結合，
要是我這一隻已經由你證明和羅密歐締盟的手，再去和別人締結新盟，或是我的忠貞的心起了叛變，投進別人的懷里，
那麼這把刀可以割下這背盟的手，誅戮這叛變的心。
所以，神父，。不要老是不說話；不然，我只有一死。
FRIARLAURENCE
Hold,hold,daughter: I do spy a kind of hope,[l33]
Whichcraves as desperate an execution.
If thou has the strength of will to slay thyself.
Then is it likely thou wilt undertake
A thing copest with death himself to scape from it.
And,if thou darest, I'll give thee remedy.
勞倫斯 住手，女兒；我已經望見了一線希望，
可是那必須用一種非常的手段，
如果你有視死如歸的決心，
那麼你應該願意嘗試一種與死差不多的方法來逃脫它。
倘然你敢冒險一試，我就可以把辦法告訴你。
JULIET
O,bid me leap, rather than marry Paris,
From off thebattlements of yonder tower;
Or walk inthievish ways; or bid me lurk
Where serpentsare; chain me with roaring bears;
Things that, tohear them told, have made me tremble;
And I will do itwithout fear or doubt,
To live anunstain'd wife to my sweet love.
[l34] 朱麗葉 啊！只要不嫁給帕里斯，
你可以叫我從那邊塔頂的雉堞上跳下來；
你可以叫我在盜賊出沒、毒蛇潛跡的路上匍匐行走；
把我和咆哮的怒熊鎖禁在一起；
無論什麼使我聽了戰栗的事，只要可讓我活著對我的愛人做一個純潔無瑕的妻子，我都願意毫不恐懼、毫不遲疑地做去。
FRIARLAURENCE
Hold, daughter,
To-morrownight this distilled liquor drink thou off;
When presentlythrough all thy veins shall run
A cold anddrowsy humour,
And in thisborrow'd likeness of shrunk death
Thou shaltcontinue two and forty hours.
[l35] Now, when the bridegroom in the morningcomes
To rouse theefrom thy bed, there art thou dead:
Then, as themanner of our country is,
In thy bestrobes uncover'd on the bier
Thou shalt beborne to that same ancient vault
Where all thekindred of the Capulets lie.
[l36] and that very night,
Shall Romeo bearthee hence to Mantua.
[l37] And this shall free thee from thispresent shame;
If no inconstanttoy, nor womanish fear,
Abate thy valourin the acting it.
[l38] 勞倫斯 好女孩，這一個葯瓶你拿去，
到了星期三的晚上，你就把這裡面煉就的液汁一口喝下，
那時就會有一陣昏昏沉沉的寒氣通過你全身的血管，
接著脈搏就會停止跳動；
在這種與死無異的狀態中，你必須經過四十二小時。
當那新郎在早晨來催你起身的時候，
他們會發現你已經死了；
然後，照著我們國里的規矩，
他們就要替你穿起盛裝，
用柩車載著你到凱普萊特族中祖先的墳塋里。
等你一醒過來，當夜就叫羅密歐帶著你到曼多亞去。
只要你不臨時變卦，不中途氣餒，
這一個辦法一定可以使你避免這一場眼前的恥辱。
JULIET
Giveme，giveme！O，tell not me of fear！[l39]
朱麗葉 給我！給我！啊，不要對我說起害怕兩個字！
FRIARLAURENCE
Hold；getyou gone，
bestrong and prosperousIn this resolve：
I'llsend a friar with speed To Mantua，with my lettersto thy lord．
勞倫斯 拿著；你去吧，願你立志堅強，前途順利！我就叫一個弟兄飛快到曼多亞，帶我的信去送給你的丈夫。
JULIET
Lovegive me strength！and strength shall help afford．Farewell，dearfather！[l40]
朱麗葉 愛情啊，給我力量吧！只有力量可以搭救我。再會，親愛的神父！

by 聚有戲

Ⅵ 求三人表演的英語搞笑短劇,3-5分鍾左右的就可以了!

Three visits to the cottage
主要人物：諸葛亮、諸葛家僕人（朱不亮）、劉備、關羽、張飛、旁白（同時操作電腦）
旁白：
Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顧茅廬） is a story from one of the Four Great
classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main
characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Now，let』s go into the story.
第一幕
屋子中，諸葛亮在屋裡走著，
諸葛亮：Buliang，this classroom is so dirty，豬不亮掃地，送水（營養快線） 三兄弟上場，關羽（頭巾），劉備（墨鏡），張飛（不停打嗝） 劉：飯後一支煙，賽過活神仙
A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.（伸手，張飛點煙，劉深吸一口，長舒一口氣）
劉：嗯？沒點著
En? It dosen』t burn on.
張飛：湊合著吧，老師不讓抽煙
Sorry，we can only has this.We can』t smoke in the classroom! 關羽：此番前來，定要邀請的卧龍先生 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang! 張飛：必須的，老曹太欺負人了
Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much. 三人來到門前，石頭剪子布 劉備：According to our custom？ 關羽：OK.
張飛：No problem. 劉備三人進行石頭剪子布，劉備輸了，其餘兩人把劉備推到前面。 劉備作出一幅英勇就義的姿態，（上海灘響起）
劉備作按門鈴狀，（門鈴聲響起）。
諸葛亮：Bu liang（不亮）, go to open the door.
僕人：Heng!(哼) 僕人板著個臉到了門口，做了一個甩頭的動作，並呼啦呼啦頭發，然後深呼吸，放平穩，保持微笑。然後打開門，舉了個躬。
僕人：안녕하세요(發音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好) 劉備：Can you speak English? 關羽：（緊接著劉備）Can you speak Chinese? 張飛：（緊接著）Can you speak Japanese?

歷史老照片不能說的秘密慈禧軍閥明末清初文革晚清

劉備：（緊接著）Spanish?
關羽：（緊接著）Congolese? 張飛：（緊接著）Egyptian? 僕人：（緊接著）Shut up! Who are you people? 劉備：(擺個pose)I』m Liubei.
關羽：(也擺個pose)I』m Guanyu.
張飛：(同樣擺個pose，把關羽碰倒了)I』m Sorry. 劉備三人趕緊把僕人扶起來。 豬不亮：你們怎麼來的啊
What do you three take to come here? 張飛：騎馬來的啊，做騎馬狀 Riding a horse ,of course. 豬不亮：那你們怎麼騎馬來的啊？ So,How do you riding a horse? 三人面面相覷，豬不亮關門 劉備突然明白了，「money！！」 張飛關羽聳肩都沒帶錢，下台
第二幕
三兄弟上台，張飛關羽手提禮品
關羽猥瑣的說:這次應該可以了吧，上次也怨我們 I think we』ll manage it this time.
張飛：啥啊，如果你不是拉著我，老子一嗓子吼死他（做咆哮狀，老虎聲音）
What? If you don』t pull me,I will easily kill him with my strong throat! 劉備：行了，行了，我們來幹啥來了 稍息。。。立正。。。（張飛關羽照做）
Stop,stop,What are we doing here? At ease!—Attention! 劉備：都給我機靈點（張飛關羽點頭答應） You three! Be clever this time!
屋子中„„
（英文歌，諸葛亮和豬不亮正喝酒，豬不亮哼著英語歌，他兩個喝醉了） 諸葛亮：MY GOD！！上天你為什麼這么懲罰我 My God!! Why do you punish me?!
豬不亮：老大別難過，班長楊超不也沒過嗎
Don』t be sad,my boss. As I know,our monitor does』t pass the examination. 諸葛亮：我的四級考試啊，開始哭．．．
What？our monitor does』t pass the examination？But，My English cet band 4 also losed··· （換背景音樂，豬不亮跟著哭，門鈴響，豬不亮醉醺醺的搖搖晃晃去開門） 豬不亮：誰啊
Who』s this? 張飛：收水費的
I come here to charge the bill of electricity

（開門，三人一臉嬉笑）
劉備：我們又來了，麻煩小弟通報一下
We are here again,bother to notice your boss. （豬不亮四下環顧，把禮品接過來了）
（屋子裡傳來悲傷的氣息，張飛和關羽抹眼淚） 張飛：怎麼突然一陣感傷湧上心頭（自言自語） I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 關羽：請問卧龍先生在家嗎，我們想見一下（SEE）
Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please. 豬不亮：吟詩，見與不見。。。 （你見，或者不見我
It』s doesn』t matter if you see me or not 我就在那裡
I am standing right there 不悲不喜
With no emotion 你念，或者不念我
It』s doesn』t matter if you miss me or not 情就在那裡
The feeling is right there 不來不去
And it isn』t going anywhere 你愛或者不愛我
It』s doesn』t matter）
（豬不亮轉身關門，站不穩）
劉：What?！！
張飛：是不是家裡死人了，下次再來吧
I』m afraid some-one important of him died here. Let』s go. Maybe we should come next time. 關羽：希望死的不是諸葛亮
Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang does』t die„ （關羽，劉備打張飛，下台。。）
第三幕
（諸葛亮和豬不亮玩三國殺，背景音樂，術語） （諸葛亮又贏了） 豬不亮：老大你真NB You are the man !
諸葛亮：那是，你不想想我是干什麼的，我打算過了年就去找劉備，找份工作
Hum！That』s a piece of cake. And I think I should go to Liu Bei』s corporation to find a job after Spring Festival.

豬不亮：你想去劉備那裡？？
What? You said you wanna to go to Liu Bei』s company? 諸葛亮：嗯，那裡用不著英語
En...That』s a good place in which I need not speak English. 豬不亮：前幾天他來過了，讓我趕跑了
But...uh, I drove him away a few days ago. 門鈴響。。 豬不亮：說來就來了
Speak of the devil and he doth appear. （三兄弟，大跨步的走進來，諸葛亮一見到很激動） 諸葛亮：大哥，想死我了（擁抱）你帶我走吧 Boss! I ached for you so much, please help me!
劉備：鎮定鎮定，既然兄弟這么看得起我，那咱們就一起大幹一場吧 Be calm. Since you trust me so much, let』s go and do it! （出發。。）
諸葛亮：大哥等等，那。。那，一月多少錢啊
Wait,wait...My boss, uh, how much will.. I get.. from you then. 張飛：（恐嚇狀）兄弟之間不談錢，談錢多傷感情，（拎著諸葛亮就走） It hurts feelings when it comes to money! （豬不亮在後面拿著包袱，大喊） 豬不亮：帶上我吧，（走路（小沈陽狀）） Oh, Please take me away. 閉幕。。。。

Ⅶ 急求三人英語劇本，要電影片段的！！！英文電影！！！五分鍾左右，初中一年級水準！！！急求！！！

你不如買本瘋狂英語看了 每一期都有推薦電影 而且還有部分電影對白 台詞 情節 都寫的很清楚 去找一本適合你們的 買下來 背誦就可以了

Ⅷ 求經典的三個人的英文電影對白

Ennio Morricone所創作出的經典樂章，讓人們難以忘懷。甚至有人形容閉上眼睛開這部電影就像聽一場音樂會一樣過癮。不管是新奇浪漫愛情主題的Playing Love，還是在風浪中隨波飛舞的Magic Waltz，抑或是爵士鼻祖彈奏的那首充滿挑釁的The Crave，還有1900精彩炫目的Enring Movement，大師老莫的才華在華彩飛揚的樂章中展現無遺。
「Take a piano. The keys begin, the keys end. You know there are eightyeight of them, nobody can tell you any different. They are not infinite. You are infinite. And on these keys the music that you can make is infinite. I like that. That I can live by.」——這是我認為整部電影中最經典的台詞，因為這句話最可以體現1900的心靈世界，他將鋼琴和音樂視為生命，或者說他就是鋼琴，鋼琴就是他。他從一出生就在船上，他沒有下過船，沒有到過陸地，因此他對陸地沒有期盼、沒有好奇。然而當他心愛的姑娘出現時，他為了愛決定下船，他說了這樣一段話：「Its voice.It's like ...a big scream,telling you that life is immense.Once you've finally heard it then you will really know what you have to do to go on living.I could stay here forever.The ocean would never tell me a thing.But if I get off,live on landfor a couple of years,then I'd be normal,just like the others.And then,maybe one day I will make it to the coast,look up,see the ocean and hear it scream.本以為，他意識到了生活的無邊與美好，本以為，他體會到了海所不能帶給他的東西，本以為，他會如他所說的那樣義無反顧的下船去，可是，到最後關頭，他還是反悔了，他到底是不會也不能離開，他不會出賣鋼琴，因為那是他的命！
1900很膽小、很怯懦，但一切的一切，他是為了守護自己，守護鋼琴，守護心靈，他將心圍裹上厚厚的籬牆，守護他心中強大的力量。所以，他有勇氣面對死亡。他最終與Virginian一同化為灰燼，我記得每當看到這里，我都會哭，可是哭過之後，我才發現這樣的結局對於1900來說是最好的結局。最終，他還是純潔的、美好的，最終，他守住了理想！

Ⅸ 求一3人的英語情景劇劇本，要有翻譯的那種

白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we』ll show you a different play today.
(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帥氣十足地上場)
旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.
Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘沖刺,旁邊老師讀秒:11』9)
Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敵眾,輕松灌籃)
Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,對手倒)
This is her----Cinderella
灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?
旁白 :Ok(結巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can』t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----
繼母(假裝洗衣服) :How cold the water! I』m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.
(灰姑娘默,從繼母手中拿過洗衣盆)
(一姐將盆碗碰得亂響.灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過盆碗)
(一姐手持針線縫衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,從姐手中拿過衣服)
第一幕
(灰姑娘在幫後母按摩肩膀)
二姐(奔入,揚動手中傳單) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.
The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.
一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
二姐(憑空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.
(兩姐爭吵起來,繼母從女兒手中拿過傳單,親吻)
繼母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven』t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!
灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------
(三人斂神)
一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim』s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can』t finish, what should I do ?
二姐(拿書,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh

Ⅹ 三人英語情景劇劇本

很簡單，你去找一個童話故事裡的片段，如皇帝的新衣這個故事演起來時間很少的