大學英語微電影小劇本
『壹』 求英語微電影劇本（5-10分鍾），在線等，不管是否採納，必給好評，求英語大神幫助小弟，感激不盡！
《情感銀行》應該可以。可以依次為原版，修改一下，修改成 學生在學校玩的不亦樂乎，不關心父母，不回家看看之類的適合校園的題材。
媳婦：那你馬上回來Come backright now.
小唐：媳婦，等我結了手裡的這個案子，我就休年假了，你先讓我媽照顧你好不好
Dear,..LetMomlookafteryou.you.all
allright.媳婦：你說的是人話嗎，媽現在心臟病有多嚴重你知道嗎，如果我現在就要生了，是媽能照
顧我還是我能照顧媽，你知道這么多月，我想吃什麼，我從來沒跟媽說過，我就怕她提重東西累著怎麼辦啊
Jerkerk!!YouknowhowseriousMomMom』』sheartdisease.Ifthebabyisbornnow,Momdondon』
』tlookaftermeandthesametome.Duringthesemonths,IneveraskedMomfornothing..小唐：那你給小鳳媳婦打電話
Youcancallxiaofengxiaofeng』
』swife媳婦：人家是你家保姆啊，你什麼事都找人家，你好意思嗎，人家今年結婚你都沒去，你知
道不知道
Yeah!SheisnotyourNanny.AlwaystroubleherIdofeelshame.Andyouareabsenceofherwedding,knowornot.
小唐：你怎麼那麼多事啊，左右都不行Youaresoannoying，satifynothing.媳婦：是我多事還是你忙呀
AmIannoyingoryourbusyness?小唐：我是在忙呀Definitelybusyingnow.
媳婦：我給你說，現在我在給你懷孩子，這不是我一個人的事好嗎
Iamnowpregnantwithyourbaby,whichisnotabusinessofmyown.Allright?
小唐：你別拿懷孩子說事啊，我現在那麼忙，那麼多事，你就干懷孩子這么一件事你都干不好嗎
Don'ttakethebabyforexecuse,.Onlythe
babybirthyouaredoingisnotgood,itgood,it』
』spity!媳婦：你要這么說，這孩子我不生了我不生了
Ifyousayso,thebabyIdondon』』twant,donwant,don』』tgivebirthto.小唐：愛生不生
Uptoyou.
（要錢還是要孩子，我這是在干什麼，瘋了嗎我）(Moneyorbaby,whatIhavadone,amIcrazy)
媳婦：媽，媽
Oh!Mom,Mom,Mom…
…媽：孩子，別難過，他的心裡是有咱們的，他也是身不由己呀Goodkid,notupset.Withusheartinside,Heisalsoinvoluntarily媽：兒子，我是媽媽Son,thisisMom.
小唐：媽，你看看她，我辛辛苦苦在外打拚，還不是為了你們，為了孩子，可他還這么不理解
Mom,,buthealsoisnisn』』twillingtounderstandme.
媽：孩子，媽媽知道你在外很辛苦，工作壓力很大，媽媽和你媳婦都很心疼你，可是，現在我們需要的不是金錢，是真真切切的關心體貼呀。孩子，給自己放個假，回來看看這個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方吧。
Goodkid,Momknowyouyou』
』reveryhardoutside.Withthegreatpressure,webothloveyou..Kid,takeabreaktocomeback,thereisalwaysthekinship,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.小唐：媽，我知道了Mom,Igetit.
媽：孩子，別忘了在你生命中最重要的是什麼，不要忘了除了工作，還有父母，妻子，和你未出生的孩子。
Kid,.,inadditiontothework,aswellasparents,wives,andyourunbornbaby.
小唐：嗯，媽，我這就回去
Hmmm,Mom,IHmmm,Mom,I』
』llbeback.（我們每個人都有兩個賬戶，在銀行的儲存金錢，在心裡的儲存情感，這兩個賬戶就像沙漏
的兩端，是一種對抗的狀態，。當我們只顧積累金錢的時候，情感就在透支）
(Weallhavetwoaccountsinthebank,onestoresmoney,.,astateofconfrontation.,emotionisoverdraftted...)
（十年前，我來到一個陌生的城市，這個陌生的城市讓我熟悉；十年後，我回到了一個熟悉的城市，這個熟悉的城市讓我陌生。當我們在陌生的城市打拚的時候
，不要忘記，你在熟悉的城市裡，有你白發蒼蒼的父母，等你回家的妻子，還有同你一起長大的摯友）
(Tenyearsago,Icametoastrangecity,.Tenyearslater,Icomebacktoafamiliarcity,.Whenwestruggle
toworkinastrangecity,doncity,don』
』tforget,inafamiliarcity,thereisyourparentswithgrey-haried,.)
（根據職場研究報告，98.3%的職場人因為公工作忙，而不得不減少陪伴家人的時間，我們是否應該仔細思考：工作，到底是為了什麼？不要讓工作阻擋我們回家的腳步，停下來，留住愛）
(,98.3,98.ebusywork..Work,whatismeanfor?Donfor?Don』』tletworkpreventusthehomesteps,pleasestayhere,keepthepreciouslove.)
工作和生活壓力非常大。適當的時候，合理的節制物慾，給自己的心情放個假，回到那個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方看看，或許你就會有更多的快樂、幸福和動力。這會形成一種激發年輕人更好前行的良性循環。畢竟只有平衡好事業和家庭，這樣才能更好的工作和生活。.Appropriately,reasonable
temperancedesires,abreakforyourmood,,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.Maybeyouwillhavemoreenjoyness,happinessandpower..,.
因為工作犧牲了太多太多本應該有的情感，大學同窗結婚，也許因為工作，我們想，哎，算了吧，有那麼多工作呢，請假又不知道要耽誤多少事兒扣多少錢了。家裡老人過壽，我們想，算了吧，年年都過，今年工作剛開始，今年就不回去了，明年再說吧。。。可是就在這一次次的算了吧中我們與這些人越走越遠，因為我們不知道我們是否錯過了大學同窗最美好也是最需要你祝福的時刻，我們更不知道明年是否還有機會給老人過壽。
.,maybebecauseofthejob,wethink,oh,passedit,there'ssomuchworktodo,.Theolderhavethebirthday,passedit,,Iwillnotgoback,tillnextyear...,becausewedon',,wedon'.
時下，諸多年輕人為了家庭、事業、理想……而紛紛出外打拚，在辛苦忙碌的同時，卻不得不面對工作與家庭的各種現實問題糾葛，上有老、下有小、中間還有老婆的家庭格局，正在受到殘酷的工作壓力和社會現實所逼迫，何去何從，如何家庭工作兼顧都是擺在現在人面前的無法迴避的問題。
Nowadays,,career,
dream...,andinhardbusyatthesametime,,thesandwich,middleandable,wifeoffamilypattern,,wheretogo,.
《情感銀行》中男主人公小唐就是這樣一個代表。他從一個熟悉的城市來到一個陌生的城市，為了能給自己的家庭帶來更富足的生活而不斷努力和拼搏。小唐在繁忙的工作之餘，卻疏忽了對家人的關愛，甚至是在妻子懷孕、母親病重、好友結婚的時候也未能守候在旁。矛盾像一座火山在小唐和他的妻子之間無預兆的爆發，同時引起母親心臟病突發住院……在面對著生活與工作壓力和各種困惑與糾葛，小唐在對家庭的內疚與自責的感情漩渦中激烈的掙扎、彷徨……最終，他選擇了為情感銀行付出努力――回家，同時拋出的情感銀行、情感帳戶也被強烈關注和熱議。
『貳』 大學英語話劇劇本
大學英語話劇劇本 （一）
The rhythm of love
Actors: 孔上海 丁宗玉 馮傑 朱媛媛 趙紅玉 馮芳報幕：李彩麗
X:孔上海 J: 馮傑 W:朱媛媛 D:丁宗玉 Y: 馮芳 Z: 趙紅玉（總道具：一個可以撕頁的卡）
第一幕：
道具：凳子兩個，棒棒糖。
人物：孔上海 馮傑 朱媛媛
（馮傑and 朱媛媛 唱歌入場 《Girlfriend》艾薇兒）（馮傑 and 朱媛媛 唱完後 找個凳子坐下 做聊天狀）孔上海： Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!（手勢動作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端詳， 當朱媛媛伸出手以為要請她跳舞時候，孔上海馬上跳到馮傑面前，給棒棒糖，唱老鼠愛大米英文版，然後兩人到台前）孔上海： I have fell in love with you!
馮傑： It』s too rapid! I can』t confront it.
孔上海： Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?
馮傑： Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海： Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!
馮傑：……
（孔，馮傑退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步，先回頭張望）（背景音樂響起《Right Here Waiting》）朱媛媛： Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…（語速變緩）第二幕：
道具：凳子兩個，外套一件（先放在地上），飯盒一個，英語書。
人物：孔上海 馮傑 朱媛媛
（朱媛媛先進來，帶上飯盒 放在孔上海的座位上，戀戀不舍離開並一邊回頭張望，然後坐到自己位置上，拿起書看）（孔上海入場，先是看到了飯盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It』s strange! 朱媛媛，is it yours?
朱媛媛： No ! it』s yours.
孔上海： Ok that』s fine . No matter who it belongs , I』m hungry now , eating is a good choice.
（馮傑進來，看到孔上海在吃飯）
馮傑： Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!
（馮傑然後走開 走到門外）
（孔上海走向前台 指著馮傑）
孔上海： It』s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!
（高興狀，然後回去， 睡覺了）
（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡覺了就偷偷摸摸的過去，給他加衣服，此時馮傑在門口進來 剛好看到）（朱媛媛做出可愛狀 戀戀不舍狀，慢慢走開 碰到馮傑）朱媛媛： Hi 馮傑！
馮傑： Hi 朱媛媛！ Nice to meet you .
（朱媛媛急急忙忙走開，馮傑走進去，回了回頭 很用力的砸書，孔上海被驚醒）第三幕：
道具： 紙做的棒子一個，木棒子一個，水桶（紙做的`也可以）， 新華字典，新華字典書皮，大話西遊草稿。（音樂：敢問路在何方）趙紅玉： Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?
孔上海： Yes. How do you get to know?
趙紅玉： 貧道
馮芳： first blood! （打趙紅玉…）
趙紅玉： 貧僧 come from china! I』m the master of Buddhism.
孔上海： I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It』s you 去西天取經趙紅玉： no ! not 去西天取經，but 去西天拜堂成親。
（孔上海做出驚訝狀）
趙紅玉： I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?
孔上海： 葵花寶典？
趙紅玉： no no no 新華字典！！！（撕下書皮）Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn』t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you（sing）馮芳： stop! Double kill! （並打趙紅玉…） 孔上海， listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?
孔上海： yes! It』s my favorite!
馮芳： tripe kill!! （並打孔上海…） I』m 豬八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!
趙紅玉： 八戒！ I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔獸爭霸 and dota!!
馮芳： I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it』s a dream deeply rooted in the dream! Oh!!嫦娥！！！ I miss you!!!!
孔上海： oh??? 高翠蘭is there.
馮芳： where? Where? 翠蘭！！I』m coming!!
（馮芳馬上跑了過去，趙紅玉追了過去 邊喊 八戒！八戒！）孔上海： a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥。
第四幕：緊箍
（馮傑 丁宗玉上場）
馮傑： 丁宗玉， I』m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?
丁宗玉： oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I』m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !
馮傑： 丁宗玉， I trust you forever……
（馮傑，丁宗玉開始拿到冰激凌的盒子， 丁宗玉喂馮傑吃，此時孔上海上場，做四處張望狀）孔上海： 馮傑！ Where are you!! You are my girl!
（此時看到馮傑，丁宗玉 在親密， 孔上海 沖了過去）孔上海： 馮傑 ! You are here! I』m looking for you all night! （生氣 驚訝狀）who is he? Why will you get along with him?
馮傑： get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?
孔上海： no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? （此時孔上海上前想要解釋 不小心把馮傑推倒， 馮傑做倒地狀）…（此時丁宗玉 上前，一把打倒孔上海， 孔上海倒地）孔上海： 馮傑！ I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!
（此時 趙紅玉，馮芳上場 看到丁宗玉 做出驚訝狀 ）趙紅玉： Wukong（丁宗玉）！ Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!
丁宗玉： oh my god!!! Master tang … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?
趙紅玉： Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.（開始念緊箍咒）（丁宗玉 開始痛苦）
馮傑： No !! 丁宗玉！！ You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!
馮芳： Brother monkey! What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉： Oh no!! You silly pig!!! Wait!! Wait!!
（趙紅玉，馮芳 開始走了， 丁宗玉馬上追上）（音樂： 梁靜茹《可惜不是你》）
第五幕：
道具：優樂美
（孔上海 繼續倒在地上， 朱媛媛 走過來 扶起他）朱媛媛： You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海： Really? I』m sure you are the best girl for me（朱媛媛 拿出奶茶）
朱媛媛： Do you know who you are?
孔上海： I』m 孔上海！ Any wrong?
朱媛媛： No ! You are this !
孔上海： Am I just a milky tea?
朱媛媛： You are my 優樂美！！！
（背景音樂響起：《蒲公英的約定》前奏）
（兩人相扶而起，馮傑 進入視野，馮傑開始告白）（馮傑看到孔上海，朱媛媛在一起了，先頓了頓 然後走了過去）馮傑： I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海： And no second choice to get a better one.
The End
大學英語話劇劇本 （二）
《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
Scene1
（學校食堂里，下課鈴剛響）
Narrator:又一個上午過去了，食堂里迎來了新一輪的搶飯風暴。"襄樊學院廣播台提醒各位搶飯同學注意形象，注意排隊秩序".
（人潮湧進，餐桌上迅速被書和包佔領，賣飯窗口前排成N條長龍，A與B小跑上場）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:（看看手錶）25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't（指那堆擠來擠去的人）like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2
（A的辦公室內）
Narrator:果然，下午的聽力課上，A又睡著了，這次，她夢到了她的理想生活……（A坐在辦公桌前，秘書走進）
秘書：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
（秘書退至一旁，音樂老師推門進）
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：（拿著幾張CD）That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:（翻看CD）All right.Goodbye!（停頓片刻）The next one!（體育老師上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
體：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.
體：Good!Boys,come on!（演員上場，表演花式籃球，配樂）體：Are you satisfied?
A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
體：Ok.Have a good week!（體育老師下，秘書和服務員上）秘：A,It's time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下場，秘書上前整理書桌 ,A翻看雜志）秘：（整理完畢，打開文件夾）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.（飯菜送上）That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.（退場）
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的計算機課變成了網吧的實踐課，這不，只見她奔騰地沖進了奔騰網吧，用183邁的速度將上下樓搜了個遍，猛然地發現座無虛席，於是她又奔騰地沖出了奔騰網吧，劍一樣地射進了183.她今天的任務是練好勁舞團！
（A跑進網吧，找台電腦迅速坐下，開始游戲。音樂起，表演真人版勁舞團）（數分鍾後）
A:（伸個懶腰）So great that my computer's homework has finished.
Scene4
Narrator:就這樣，A無憂無慮地度過了大學四年，終於到了要找工作的時候，A卻四處碰壁，聽到的最多的一句話莫過於——面試官：（很禮貌地請A離開）I'm so sorry!
（A那著簡歷，垂頭喪氣地從台上走了一圈，腦海中不停回響那句話"Narrator:I'm so sorry……"）Scene5
（聽力考試的考場上，老師開始收卷，發現A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的聽力測試要結束了，A的夢也該 醒了……老師：（很不耐煩地拍拍桌子，發現A仍然沒醒，然後提高音量）Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:（換個睡覺姿勢）En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.（抓起試卷遞上去）老師：（看到空白的試卷，搖搖頭）I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
（下課鈴響，老師無奈離開，同學們紛紛沖出教室，只有B還等著A）B:Hey!（看錶）You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:（剛剛清醒）Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!（歡呼）It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around（歡快語氣）。
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音樂起）~The End~
大學英語話劇劇本 （三）
by Betty Liao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:
（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn』t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn』t like to be blamed.
（T）Tida - He doesn』t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
（M）Mancy-She is George』s girlfriend. She doesn』t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie』s feelings.
（A）Annie -She is Mancy』s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy』s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn』t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ
（In Girls』 Dorm）
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything』s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let』s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）M: We』re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don』t like each other.
SceneⅡ
（Boys』 Dorm）
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What』s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you』re sad, you』re the only one that』s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can』t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It』s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
（George and Mancy just keep talking.）
M: George, you』re so humorous.
T: （hits the desk） No more talking.
（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.）
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it』s Annie. Where are you? I』ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
M: I』m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I』m with …George……A: It』s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we』ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
（In class）
K: Sorry, I』m late.
（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）K: Why did you lock me out? I could』t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It』s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn』t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I』m not happy about that. Please don』t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I』d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes…
A: Mancy, I』m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don』t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can』t play my computer games well.
（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）Scene Ⅳ
（On the road）
M: Where are we going?
G: We』re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You』ll be very interested in it.
M: Wow, I』m so excited. But you』re riding too fast.
G: That』s OK.
Oh, no! （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）SceneⅤ
（In the hospital）
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I』m OK. Don』t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I』m so sorry.
M: No, don』t say that.
G: But the surprise …
M: That』s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
（In the boys』 dorm）
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I』m fine, but it hurts a lot
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That』s so exciting!
K: But it』s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken』s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I』ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You』re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.本文轉自 http://www.coffbar.comT : That』s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we』re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
（In the girls』 dorm）
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we』re best friends.
A: Thanks, I』ll treat you to dinner…
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
『叄』 急求大學生英語劇本,四個人表演,時間在5分鍾左右,內容活潑有趣,急急急!懸賞10分,令我非常滿意再加分.
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
『肆』 急求大學英語情景劇，4人或5人的，勵志加點搞笑，英語課堂上表演用的。謝謝
英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）
小松鼠：（軟翻上）
小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don』t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You』d better go and prepare for it.
你們最好快去做准備工作吧！
小猴：Look, I』m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排練嗎？（准備前滾翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don』t play any more.
你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。
小松鼠：Let』s go! Little monkey! 我們走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我們一起走嗎？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I』m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I』ll be back soon.
謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。我馬上就回來。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等會見！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美麗的孔雀。 你在哪裡？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I』m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什麼？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don』t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I』m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你願意一起參加嗎？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我從不和醜陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（對觀眾）
他們太可怕了。 並且你所有的朋友都和你一樣醜陋。你們說呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That』s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。 這對你不好。 雖然我們並不漂亮。
We』ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！並請參加我們的音樂劇吧！
We all like your dance.我們都喜歡你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I』ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我從不為醜陋的人跳舞。 並且我不需要你們的幫助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀……
孔雀：（打斷狐狸的話）Don』t say any more. You ugly fox.
你別說了，醜陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。
孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。
大灰狼：（自言自語）I』m so hungry. I』m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太餓了。 我太餓了。 那些小精靈們團結的那麼緊。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我聽說他們又搞什麼森林音樂會。 我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。
I』m so hungry. Oh, there』s a big hole in the tree.
What』s in it? Is there something for me?
我太餓了。 哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那裡面有什麼呢？有什麼可吃的呢？
Oh, what』s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won』t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什麼？一隻美麗的孔雀。 我想我不會再餓肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那兩只結實的胳膊。他們定是美味的。
孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who』s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什麼？你想干什麼？
大灰狼：Aha! I』m your good friend. Don』t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 別害怕。
孔雀：I haven』t got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That』s OK! Otherwise I』ll have no such a chance.
這就對了！否則的話我怎麼會有這樣的機會呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一隻大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I』m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你說對了。 我太餓了。 你是我豐盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don』t run away. My little dear!
別跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
聽！誰在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 誰在喊救命？
（幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it』s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let』s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一隻狼正在追趕她。 我的朋友們，讓我們快去幫她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (聲音漸弱，倒下，狼正要撲過去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I』ll kill you.
滾開！小東西！滾開！要不我就殺了你。
鹿：If you don』t want to die. You』d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的話。 你最好馬上離開這兒。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饒了我吧！ 饒了我吧！
鹿：Don』t bully us again.
以後不許再傷害我們的朋友。
大灰狼：I won』t.! I won』t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 謝謝你！謝謝你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don』t cry any more ! 別哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
讓我給你檢查一下，沒事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美麗的孔雀，讓我來幫助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
謝謝你們，讓我成為你們的朋友吧！讓我為你們表演最美的舞蹈。
眾：Welcome! Welcome ! 歡迎歡迎！
鹿：Now let』s go and have our forest concert.
現在讓我們一起去開森林音樂會吧！
眾：Ok! Let』s go together!
好！我們走！
『伍』 大學英語課上的小短劇，三分鍾，四個人，題目是關於日常大學生活的，謝謝
《不屈的生命》校園勵志話劇劇本
人物：艾新（美院學生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院長
開場：艾新坐在舞台中央，旁邊一張醒目的招牌：免費畫像。艾新抱著一塊畫板，耳朵上夾著一支鉛筆，低
頭沉思著什麼。
場外音：某星期天下午，市中心廣場。
一面容憂愁的女士走過來，想要坐下，又有些猶豫。艾新抬起頭，微笑著請女士坐下，她才很勉強地坐下了
，並下意識地捋了一下有些亂的頭發，顯得有些局促不安。艾新示意她放鬆，隨後將畫板擱在自己的雙腿上
，取下耳朵上的鉛筆，開始作畫，他畫畫的動作很灑脫，透出專業和自信。
艾新：你好象很不開心？
女士：你怎麼知道？
艾新：我是學畫畫的，這點觀察力還是有的。
女士：（有點想哭）我不開心和你有什麼關系？
艾新：對，本來我們之間是沒有什麼關系，我只是希望我看到的每個人都能快快樂樂的。
女士：（略為所動，但還是有些猶豫，良久）那，那我問你一個問題？
艾新：你問吧！
女士：你，你覺得我是不是――長得――特別難看？（又捋了捋頭發，很緊張地等待著回答，顯然這個答案
對她來說很重要）
艾新：不，誰說的？誰這么沒有眼光？你蠻好看的。
女士：（發自內心的一笑，但馬上又收起笑容）你騙我！
艾新：我沒有騙你，你長得真的很有特點，很象一幅很有名的油畫里的女子，尤其是眼神，那種淡淡的憂郁
，有一種飄忽不定的高貴的氣質。太象了，哦！想起來了，是陳易飛的一幅油畫，名字叫《憂郁的秋天》，
畫的是一位美麗的女子，憑窗而望，思念遠方的心上人。就因為那眼神，這幅畫還獲得過國際大獎呢？
女士：是嗎？（從包里翻出一面小鏡子，顧影自憐起來，很快又收起來）你是美院的學生吧？
艾新：是啊，我是美術學院的
女士：搞藝術的就是不一樣，看東西就比一般人准！
艾新：呵，過獎過獎！
女士：其實我――我一直是一個很自卑的人，害怕與別人交往。
艾新：那又何必呢？其實每個人都有自己的閃光之處，只是有些人的明顯，比如漂亮的臉蛋，勻稱的身材，
有些人的優點隱藏在他們的外表之後，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，優雅的氣質……我倒覺得後者更為持
久更為可貴。
女士：話雖這么說，可是世人的眼光……
艾新：為什麼要去管別人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！
艾新已經將畫完成，但並沒有馬上將畫交給女士。
艾新：我有個請求？
女士：啊？什麼請求？
艾新：你可以把這幅畫送給我嗎？要不，我再給你畫一張？
女士：（趕快搶過畫）那可不行！（拿著畫細細地端詳著，不覺會心地一笑，自言自語：真的很好看呢。慢
慢將畫卷好，將手背在身後，咬著嘴角）謝謝你啊！
艾新：不用客氣！
女士：那，那再見！（踏著輕快的步伐離去）
艾欣：再見
望著遠去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什麼心事。
一男子出場。一邊走一邊打著手機
男子：什麼？他們突然不簽了！損失了多少？一百多萬？（一隻手在頭上撓著）什麼？銀行的張行長又來催
帳了？最遲這個月底？媽呀，這筆生意沒做成，到月底哪兒弄錢去！好好好，你自個兒看著辦吧，別來煩我
！（關上手機，走了兩步，手機又響了）喂，找誰？打錯了！（生氣地關掉，馬上又響了）你有病……哦！
老婆啊！（聲音變得柔和起來）你在哪兒？在紐約啊，好好，什麼！在紐約？老婆你別開玩笑了，我現在煩
著呢！沒開玩笑！？（愕然）你在那兒干嗎？你不是去上海的同學家了嗎？怎麼轉眼就到了英國了，啊？美
國。什麼？你說大聲點！我聽不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一點倒下，艾欣趕緊過去
扶著他）
艾新：先生，你沒事吧？你先坐會？
男子：坐會？哦，坐會，是該――坐會了。（坐下，雙眼發直）
艾新：你怎麼樣？不要緊吧？（男子摸著額頭，神情木然）
艾新：先生你坐直了，我給你畫張像吧，
不收錢的。
男子：畫像？哦，畫像，畫吧，年輕人，就給我畫張――畫張遺像吧！（往椅子後背上一躺，雙眼緊閉）
艾新：先生你可真會開玩笑！
這時，一位學者模樣的老人悄悄地站在他們旁邊，看著艾新畫畫。
艾新：（開始畫畫）哎，先生你的長相，挺奇怪的，頭部的比例好象，好象不大對呀。
男子：（睜開眼）不對！我今天到底是怎麼啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，現在連我的長相也不對！呵呵！好
啊，好，不對就不對吧！反正活著也沒有什麼意思了。
艾新：先生你別著急，你聽我慢慢給你分析，我們搞美術的都知道一種說法，就是三庭五眼。所謂三庭就是
說從人的發際到眉心，從眉心到鼻底，從鼻底到下巴，長度是相等的。但你看看，你的發際到眉心那一段，
就是額頭，是不是明顯地比其他兩段長一些……
男子：（急忙打斷）那又怎麼樣？
艾新：我研究過曾國藩關於相面的一本傳世奇書《冰鑒》，按照上面的說法，這樣的人大都聰慧敏捷，才智
過人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，還要遭受巨大的變故，事業和婚姻都可能出現大的危機啊
！
男子：（又閉上眼，向後一仰，下意識地摸著自己的額頭）難怪啊！我就老覺得這大腦門兒不對勁，（站起
朝著艾新）你說我爸媽怎麼就給我這樣一個大腦門兒呢？
艾新：我還沒有說完呢，書上還說，在這場大的挫折之後，這個人如果怨天尤人，灰心喪氣，這輩子很可能
就一蹶不振了，但如果他能繼續拼搏，重整河山，憑他的天分，還會有驚人的成就，後福不可限量啊？
男子：啊？！重整河山？哼，我怕是沒有那力氣了。
艾新：怎麼沒有？你看（將畫遞過去）你多精神！
男子：（看著畫，自言自語）這――是我嗎，（眉頭緊鎖，象在思考什麼，良久，象突然頓悟，握住艾新的
手，激動地）小夥子，你真是一語點醒夢中人啊！你說得對，這點挫折算什麼，連這點打擊都承受不起，我
還算什麼大男人？我要重整旗鼓！我要重整旗鼓！（下場）
（男子走後，艾新疲憊地摸著頭坐下，那老者輕輕地坐在他的對面。艾新注意到旁邊的老者，趕快強打起精
神。）
艾新：老人家，您也要畫像？
院長：畫吧（慈祥地看著艾新）你每個星期天都在這里畫？
艾新：哦，差不多有兩年了吧！
院長：那為什麼呢，還是免費的？
艾新：一方面為別人做點事情，另一方面嘛，也能提高自己的繪畫水平，您看，我給你們免費畫像，你們也
不是在為我免費做模特嗎？
院長：（笑著）你還真會算帳。小夥子，你也給我看看相如何？
艾新：（也笑了）嗨！老人家，我哪兒會看什麼像，剛才那些話，都是我瞎編的。
院長：那又為什麼呢？
艾新：為了讓他快樂點，為了讓他仍然對生命充滿熱情和希望。
院長：你對每個人都是這樣嗎？
艾新：在我眼中，世界上的每一個生命都是造物主的恩賜，都應該快快樂樂，但這只是我的希望而已，生命
中――總會有痛苦和不幸。
院長：那，那你自己呢？你――快樂嗎？
艾新：我？（猛地一怔，抬頭看著老者）我快樂啊！很快樂。哎，老人家有些面熟啊！
院長：哦？是嗎？（良久）小夥子，你看這陽光，多好啊！
艾新：是啊！
院長：你說烏雲，它能遮擋住這陽光嗎？
艾新：（抬頭看看面前的老人，覺得他的問題很奇怪，似乎並不是一般人）烏雲終將散去的。
一陣沉默。艾新將畫給她。
艾新：老人家，您看還行吧？
院長：（並沒有馬上回答，靜靜地看著）從專業的角度上，你的畫幾乎是完美的，無論是解剖還是透視，還
是明暗對比，都是無可挑剔的，但有一點，小夥子，不知你發現沒有？
艾新：是嗎？（驚疑地看了看面前的這位老人，更覺得面熟，又仔細地看著畫）
院長：盡管你一直想把快樂帶給別人，但你自己的心裡卻並不快樂，你看你的筆觸，那麼沉重，我能從你的
筆觸里感受到你內心的矛盾和痛苦。（艾新驚得手中的鉛筆掉落地上）
艾新：啊？您是？（彎身撿鉛筆）
院長：何中立。
艾新：何中立？（吃驚，又很興奮）院長！難怪您這么面熟，您怎麼會？
院長：我首先要告訴你一個好消息，你的那？
幅油畫《不屈的生命》，已經入選第十八屆巴黎國際繪畫展，這
是我國美術作品近十年來首次入選。這不僅是我們學院的無限光榮，也是我國美術界的光榮。祝賀你啊，艾
新！（握住艾欣的手）
艾新：是嗎！太好了（由興奮又轉入沉鬱）院長，其實我一直想做您的學生……
院長：你已經是我的學生了。你已經被保送為我的研究生了，下學期一開學……
艾新：（搶過）下學期？還有幾個月？（掰著手指）我，我怕是沒有――下學期了（眼淚奪眶而出）
院長：不，你不僅有下學期，還有很長很長的人生路，跟我走吧艾新。（拉起艾新的手）
艾新：走，去哪兒？
院長：去，去醫院啊！
艾新：醫院？我，可是……
院長：我是今天早上才接到醫院的電話，知道你――知道你患了白血病，你為什麼要瞞著大家！
艾新：我……
院長：我知道你是怎麼想的，你對別人有愛心，怎麼對自己就沒有愛心了，白血病不是不治之症啊，剛才我
召集全校教師開了一個緊急會議，決定在明天，就是明天，搞一個美院師生作品拍賣會，所得的錢首先作為
你的醫療費用，所有的人都舉手同意的。另外同學們也都知道了，好多同學都主動要求為你捐獻骨髓……
艾新：院長，我該怎麼感謝大家？
院長：走吧（拉著艾新的手），象你畫中的那棵樹一樣，要有不屈的生命！
『陸』 英語微電影劇本
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附上劇本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
譯文：
第一部分
公爵：寬恕安東尼奧吧，夏洛克，別這樣懷恨在心。
夏洛克：我說過一定要拿走我應得的那一磅肉。要是您不準許我得到它，那將是一種軟弱的表現，人們將不再信你們的法律了。威尼斯不久就會喪失它的偉大。安東尼奧是我的敵人，我恨他。
巴薩尼奧：難道所有的人都要鏟除他們所不愛的東西嗎？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安東尼奧：跟夏洛克講理是沒有用的。別再等待了。對我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的東西給他。
巴薩尼奧：我將付給你六千塊錢，用來歸還安東尼奧借的那三千塊錢。
夏洛克：即使你願意我六倍於你剛才提出的錢數，我仍然要拿我應得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判給我！
公爵：先生們，請安靜。夏洛克，如果你不寬恕別人，你自己怎能希望得到別人的寬恕呢？
夏洛克：我並沒有做錯事，我不怕審判。我要求給我應得的那一磅肉。
正當公爵不知道應該怎麼辦的時候，尼莉莎打扮成一個律師的書記員，帶著鮑西婭剛拜訪過的那位著名的律師的一封信，來到法庭。當公爵與尼莉莎談話時，夏洛克准備好要從安東尼奧身上割下他應得的一磅肉。
這時，當庭宣讀了律師的信。"我重病纏身。收到你的信時，我正同一位從羅馬來的很有學問的年輕博士在一起。我把夏洛克與安東尼奧之間的爭執對他講了。我們研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要說的話。我請您讓他替我作出判決。他很年輕，但是，我還從來不知道有這么年輕又這么聰明的人。"
這封信當庭宣讀之後，鮑西婭穿著律師的衣服進屋來了。她作為法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博學的法官！我並不羨慕您的職業。這是一個最麻煩的案子。
鮑西婭：您好！請坐下。你叫安東尼奧嗎？這是你與夏洛克簽訂的借約嗎？
安東尼奧；是的。
鮑西婭：那麼，夏洛克可得大發慈悲才是。他可得寬恕安東尼奧啊。
夏洛克：為什麼我必得寬恕他呢？請告訴我這一點！
鮑西婭：慈悲帶來益處。慈悲像甘露從天空中降到地面上，它不但賜福施予的人，而且賜福於受施的人。我們應該學會寬恕他人。你還要求得到這一磅肉嗎？
夏洛克：我要求得到根據法律屬於我的東西。
巴薩尼奧：我願出十倍於安東尼奧的借款，請您把法律稍為變更一下，使我們能夠救出安東尼奧的生命。
鮑西婭：請用你的腦袋想一想，先生。我們不能變更法律，要是變更了一條法律，那麼人們還會要變更別的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聰明年輕的法官啊！
鮑西婭；讓我看一看借約，就是安東尼奧向你許下的諾言。
夏活克：給您。
鮑西婭：我明白了。根據法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他從最靠近安東尼奧心臟的部位割下來。慈悲一點吧！讓我撕毀這張借約吧。不能撕？那麼，安東尼奧，你做好准備；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准備割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博學的法官！噢，聰明的年輕人！
鮑西婭：你帶來了稱肉的器具嗎？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准備好了。 鮑西婭：夏洛克，你是否請了醫生來給安東尼奧止血呢？
夏洛克：借約上可沒有這一條。
巴薩尼奧：你這只狐狸！
鮑西婭：安東尼奧，你還想說什麼嗎？
安東尼奧：我只想說一點。巴薩尼奧，永別了。不要為我悲傷。把我的情況告訴你的妻子，對她說我多麼愛你。要是夏洛克割得夠深的話，我就要以整個心償還他的債了。
巴薩尼奧：讓我擁抱你一下，說聲再見吧。我愛你勝過愛我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整個世界。（他哭了。）
鮑西婭：你的妻子聽到你那麼說是會不高興的。
夏洛克：我們是在浪費時間。
鮑西婭：割走你要的那一磅肉嗎！我宣布法庭許可你（這樣做），法律（把它）判給你。
（夏洛克走向安東尼奧，准備動他的刀子。）
鮑西婭：且慢！事情還沒完。安東尼奧許諾給你他身上的一磅肉。但是他並沒有答應給你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你讓他身上的血流下一滴，你將失去你所有的土地和財產。
夏洛克：法律上是這樣說的嗎？
鮑西婭：這就是法律。你要求公正，那麼就讓你得到公正嗎，比你要求的還要多。
夏洛克：我願意要錢。請給我加三倍還給我安東尼奧向我借的錢。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相關鏈接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴薩尼奧：錢在這兒。（他滿懷喜悅地喊了出來。）
鮑西婭：別忙！夏洛克先前已經拒絕要錢了。他所要求的只是公正。這是他現在所能得到的一切。你必須割下整一磅肉，不準多也不準少。而且不準流一滴血。
（夏洛克轉過身，要離開法庭。）
鮑西婭：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律規定任何企圖殺害或謀害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必須被沒收。他的錢和財產的一半必須給威尼斯城，另一半必須給他企圖殺害的人。他的生命全憑公爵處置。因此你快快跪下請求公爵開恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饒恕和原諒。
公爵：我將不處死你，但是作為對你的懲罰，你的財產的一半現在是安東尼奧的了。你必須把另一半交給威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的錢財對我就像生命一樣寶貴。它們是我唯一的安慰。你們沒收了我的財物，也就是要了我的命。
安東尼奧：我將高興地放棄我應得的夏洛克財產的那一半。夏洛克必須答應在他死後把這筆財產留給他的女兒和女婿。
夏洛克：我答應。現在讓我回家吧。我不舒服。
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