搞笑英文電影對話片段

⑴ 求：適合學生表演的英語電影片段。。要經典或者搞笑的！

樓主，我建議你選周星馳的
一是因為周星馳的電影，年輕人一般都看過，比較熟悉
二是星爺的的台詞和表情都比較誇張，也比較熟適合拿來做舞台表演
有幾個選擇：
一是，《大話西遊》中經典的「如果上天再給我一次機會。。。」
二是，《大內密探00發》中的模仿奧斯卡頒獎典禮那段
三是，《白麵包青天》中的「不要一開口就你個頭」
還有《少林足球》中的「地球是很危險的」，《功夫》中的「別人都已經睡覺了」

⑵ 急求！英語三人情景對話（要搞笑的）

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It』s me. I am only joking.。

Now, let』s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people』s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?

歡迎來到我們的周日電視節目。和往常一樣，我先自我介紹一下。我是凱文。我最喜歡的電視明星是凱文。是我。我只是開玩笑。

現在，讓我們開始我們的電視節目。今天我們來談談人們的娛樂。約翰，你喜歡什麼類型的電影？

B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.

嗯，我最喜歡喜劇。我最喜歡的喜劇是憨豆先生。羅溫·艾金森是我最喜歡的電影明星。

A: How about you, C?

甲:你呢，丙？

A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?

我最喜歡科幻電影。我認為科學非常有用。我也喜歡科幻電影。你喜歡嗎，D？

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.

D:恩，我更喜歡動畫片。他們很有趣。

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

乙:網球。我能彈得很好。而費德勒是我最喜歡的運動員。他是一名偉大的運動員。他獲得了許多冠軍。

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.

我是一名排球愛好者。

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

打排球是我的愛好。

C: That』s great. I think it will be exciting.

我也喜歡排球。我們晚些時候去遊行好嗎，C？

A: That』s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!

我們今天的特別電視節目到此結束。再見！祝您愉快！

情景對話介紹：

情景會話主要考查考生對日常生活中經常運用的交流語言及其應答的掌握情況，內容包括問候、介紹、打電話，感謝、問路、祝賀、道歉、應允、贊成、談論天氣、購物等等。

在情景會話中，應注意以下幾個方面：

1、切忌以漢語的思維和表達方式代替外語的習慣表達，忽視中外文化差異。

2、切忌脫離語境，不注意語境的限定，生搬硬套語法規則。

⑶ 急求：英語電影經典搞笑台詞（中英雙語版）

英語電影經典搞笑台詞（中英雙語版）
國內版
.你想要啊?你想要就說吧,你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢?
You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep
silent?

2.你又在嚇我
You scare me again.

3.莫非是一家黑店?
Is this a
slaughter house?

4.長夜漫漫,無心睡眠
It's a long night, no mood to
sleep.

5.如果不能跟我喜歡的人在一起,就算讓我做玉皇大帝我也不會開心
If I can't be with the one who
I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven
Emperor.

6.要不要我把心掏出來給你看看啊?
Should I show you my
heart?

7.可惜快樂永遠都是短暫的,換來的只是無窮無盡的痛苦和長嘆
But happiness is always a flash
of time. We only have endless
pain.

8.有一天當你發覺你愛上一個讓你討厭的人,這段感情才是最要命的
When you discover that you』ve
fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting
you.

9.可我怎會愛上一個我討厭的人呢?請你給我一個理由好不好?拜託!
But how can I fall in love with
a person I hate? Please give me a reason,
please!

10.愛一個人需要理由嗎?不需要嗎?需要嗎?
We don't need any reason to love a
person. Don't we? Do we?

國外版
1.That old saying,how you always hurt the one you love? Well,it works both ways.
俗話說，人們總會傷害他所愛的人，其實人們也會愛上他所傷害的人。
2.Echo:I could』t sleep. I could』t sleep. Everyting』s far way. With insomnia, nothing』s real. Everyting』s a of a of a .
失眠症讓我感受不到真實，一切都很虛幻，事情都成了相同的拷貝。
3.All life a game of luck.
生活本來就全靠運氣.
4.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen,or who i'm going to meet,where i am going to wind up.
我喜歡早上一起來是一切都是未知的,不知會遇見什麼人,會有什麼樣的結局.
5..I figure life is gift and i don't intend on wasting it.You never knowwhat hand you're going to get dealt next.You learn to take life as itcomes at you.
我覺得生命是一種禮物,我不想浪費它,你不知道下一手牌會是什麼,要學會接受生活.
6..To make each day count.
要讓每一天都有所值.
7..Godis wipe away all the tears from there eyes,and there shall be no moredeath. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, Neither shall there beany more pain,for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他們所有的眼淚,死亡不再有,也不再有悲傷和生離死別,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.
8..You are going to get out of there.You're going to on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow ang you're going to die and old , an old lady,warm in your bad.Not there,Not this night,Not like this .
你一定會脫險的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看著他們長大,你會安享晚年,安息在溫暖的床上,而不是今晚在這里,不是象這樣的死去.

9..Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it』s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去為之工作, 為之戰斗, 為之犧牲的東西,因為它是唯一永恆的東西)
10..I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一樣就好了)
11..Whatever comes, I』ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(無論發生什麼事,我都會像現在一樣愛你,直到永遠)
12..I think it』s hard winning a war with words.(我認為紙上談兵沒什麼作用)
13..Sir, you』re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是個君子,小姐,你也不是什麼淑女)
14..I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不過是為了有所回報,我總要得到報酬)
15..In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你)
16,.I love you more than I』ve ever loved any woman. And I』ve waited longer for you than I』ve waited for any woman.(此句只可意會不可言傳)
17..If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I』ll never be hungry again! (即使讓我撒謊,去偷,去騙,去殺人,上帝作證,我再也不要挨餓了)
18.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(現在我發現自己活在一個比死還要痛苦的世界,一個無我容身之處的世界)
19..You』re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相讓,去追求一些根本不會讓你幸福的東西)
20..Home. I』ll go home. And I』ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想辦法讓他回來.不管怎樣,明天又是全新的一天)

⑷ 英語電影經典對話（最好是搞笑的）

搞笑《別惹佐漢》《熱帶驚雷》《黑遲巧騎士》《驚聲尖叫》《神奇遙控器》《新搶錢夫妻》《約會電影》《反斗神鷹》《板凳球員》《拜見岳父大人》《瘋狂神父》《修女有瘋狂》《混合宿舍》《四十歲老處男》《終極神鷹虎旦悶膽神偷》《王牌大間諜》《我為錢狂·女為財死》《兩個世界》《師奶殺手》《憨豆特派員》《瘋狂總教練》《超完美告別》《笨賊妙探》《鬼膽神偷》《超級英雄電影》《綠色奇跡》《火星人玩轉地球》《新娘靠邊閃》《暴劫雙雄》《陽光小美女》《情不自禁愛上你》《仲夏之夜》《艾爾文與花栗鼠》《超狗任務》《狗狗震》《長毛狗》《冒牌天神1，2》《流浪狗偶之家》《神探飛機頭1，2》《聖誕怪傑》《一個頭兩個大》《碼遲鍵變相怪傑》《阿獃與阿瓜》《大話王》《雷蒙斯尼奇的不幸歷險》《好兵帥克》《窈窕淑女》

⑸ 找一段兩人的經典英語電影對話

羅切斯特：簡。jane.
簡：您為什麼對我講這些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什麼關系？您以為我窮，不好看，就沒有感情嗎？告訴你吧，如果上帝賜予我財富和美貌，我會讓您難以離開我，就想我現在難以離開您。可上帝沒有這樣做，但我的靈魂能夠同您的靈魂說話，彷彿我們都經過了墳墓，平等地站在上帝面前。why
do
you
confide
in
me
like
this?
what
are
you
and
she
to
me?
you
think
that
because
i'm
poor
and
plain,
ihave
no
feelings?
i
promise
you,
if
god
had
gifted
me
with
wealth
and
beauty,
i
would
make
it
as
hard
for
you
to
leave
me
now
as
it
is
for
me
to
leave
you.
but
he
did
not.
but
my
spirit
can
address
yours,
as
if
both
have
passed
through
the
grave
and
stood
before
heaven
equal.
簡：讓我走，先生。let
me
go,
sir.
羅切斯特：我愛你。我愛你！i
love
you.
i
love
you!
簡：別，別讓我干傻事。no,
don't
make
me
foolish.
羅切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布蘭奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什麼？我知道我對她意味著什麼，是使她父親的土地變得肥沃的金錢。嫁給我，簡。說你嫁給我。foolish?
i
need
you.
what's
blanch
to
me?
i
know
what
i
am
to
her.
money
to
manure
her
father's
land
with.
marry
me,
jane.
say
you
marry
me.
簡：你是說真的？you
mean
it?
羅切斯特：你的懷疑折磨著我，答應吧，答應吧。(他把她摟在懷里，吻她。)上帝饒恕我，別讓任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。you
torture
me
with
your
doubts.say
yes,say
yes(he
takes
hersintoshis
arm
and
kisser
her.)god
forgive
me.and
let
no
men
meddle
with
me.she
is
mine.mine.
簡發現羅切斯特先生有個精神失常的妻子之後。after
jane
finds
out
mr.
rochester
has
an
insane
wife.
羅切斯特：總算出來了。你把自己關在房間里一個人傷心。一句責難的話也沒有。什麼都沒有。這就是對我的懲罰？我不是有心要這樣傷你，你相信嗎？我無論如何也不會傷害你，我怎麼辦？都對你說了我就會失去你，那我還不如去死。so
come
out
at
last.
you
shut
yourself
in
your
room
and
grieve
alone.
not
one
word
of
reproach.nothing.is
that
to
be
my
punishment?
i
didn't
mean
to
wound
you
like
this.
do
you
believe
that?i
wouldn't
hurt
you
not
for
the
world.what
was
i
to
do?
confess
everything
i
might
as
well
have
lost
my
life.
簡：你已經失去我了，愛德華。我也失去了您。you
have
lost
me,
edward.and
i've
lost
you.
羅切斯特：為什麼跟我說這些？繼續懲罰我嗎？簡，我已經受夠了！我生平第一次找到我真正的愛，你不要把她拿走。why
did
you
say
that
to
me?
to
punish
me
a
little
longer?
jane,
i've
been
though!
for
the
first
time
i
have
found
what
i
can
truly
love.
don't
take
if
away
from
me.
簡：我必須離開您。i
must
leave
you.
《簡愛》中的經典英文對白
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⑹ 求英文電影精彩對白200詞摘抄（要對白哦，一部電影里的）

內個，有點長，你要的全對白，沒有人名，只有對話，放心是連著的，序號是為了讓你分清楚

1
Don't just stand there, Freddy, go and find a cab.

2
Alright, I'll get one, I'll get one.

3
Look where you're going, dear, look where you're going.

4
I'm so sorry.

5
Two bunches of violets trod in the mud.

6
A full day's wages.

7
Freddy! Freddy, go and find a cab!

8
Yes, Mother.

9
Oh, he's your son, is he? Well if you'd done your ty

10
By him as a mother should, you wouldn't let him

11
Spoil a poor girl's flowers and then run away without paying.

12
You go about your business, my girl.

13
And you wouldn't go off without paying either.

14
Two bunches of violets trod in the mud...

15
Jove! Good heavens!

16
Oh, sir, is there any sign of it stopping?

17
I'm afraid not, it's worse than before.

18
Oh dear.

19
If it's worse it's a sign it's nearly over.

20
Cheer up, Captain. Buy a flower off a poor girl?

21
I'm sorry, I haven't any change.

22
Oh, I can change half a crown. Here, take this for tuppence.

23
I told you, I'm awfully sorry I haven't...

24
Oh wait a minute...

25
Oh yes, here's three hapence if that's enough for you.

26
Thank you, sir.

27
Here, you be careful and better give him a flower for it.

28
There's a bloke here behind that pillar

29
Taking down every blessed word you're saying.

30
Aw, ain't there nothing wrong about speaking to the gentleman.

31
I've a right to sell flowers if I'll keep off the curb.

32
I'm a respectable girl, so help me! I never spoke to him

33
Except to offer him to buy a flower off me.

34
What's all the blooming noise?

35
It's a tec's taking her down.

36
I'm making an honest living.

37
Aw, sir, don't let him charge me... don't know what it means to me.

38
They'll take away me character and drive me on the streets..

39
For speaking to gentleman!

40
There, there, there, there! Who's hurting you, you silly girl?

41
What do you take me for?

42
On my Bible oath, I never spoke a word.

43
Shut up, shut up. Do I look like a policeman?

44
Then why'd you take down me words fer? How do I know

45
You took me down right. You just show me what you wrote about me.

46
Oh... what's all that ain't proper writing and I can't read it.

47
I can. "I say, Captain, now buy ya a flower off a poor girl".

48
Oh, it's 'cause I called him Captain. I meant no harm.

49
Oh, sir, don't let him lie a charge against me...

50
What, I'll make no charge. Really, sir, if you are a detective

51
you needn't begin protecting me against molestation

52
From young women until I ask you.

53
Anyone can tell the girl meant no harm.

54
He ain't no 'tec, he's a gentleman. Look at his boots.

55
How are all your people down at Selsey?

56
Who told you my people come from Selsey?

57
Never mind, they do.

58
How do you come to be up so far East?

59
You were born in Lisson Grove.

60
Oh, this is for my leaving Lisson Grove.

61
It weren't fit for a pig to live in

62
And I had to pay four and six a week...

63
Live where you like, but stop that noise.

64
Calm down, he can't touch you.

65
You've a right to live where you please.

66
I'm a good girl.

67
Yes you are.

68
Where do I come from?

69
Hexton.

70
Well who said I didn't? Blimey, you know everything, you do.

71
Sir, do you think you could find me a taxi?

72
I don't know if you noticed it, Madame, but it stopped raining.

73
You can get a motorbus to Hampton Court.

74
Well that's where you live, isn't it?

75
What impertinance!

76
Here, tell him where he comes from

77
If you want to go fortune-telling.

78
Cheltenham, Harrow, Cambridge and India?

79
Quite right!

80
Blimey, ain't it? Tecky's a blooming busybody.

81
Allow me to ask you. Do you do this sort of thing

82
For a living at a music hall?

83
Well, I have thought of it. Perhaps I will one day.

84
He's no gentleman, he ain't, interfering with a poor girl.

85
How do you do it, may I ask?

86
Simple phonetics, the science of speech.

87
That's my profession, also my hobby.

88
Anyone can spot an Irishman or a Yorkshireman

89
By his brogue, but I can place a man within six miles.

90
I can place him within two miles in London,

91
sometimes within two streets.

92
He ought to be ashamed of himself, unmanly coward.

93
Is there a living in that?

94
Oh yes, quite fair.

95
Let him mind his own business and leave a poor girl...

96
Woman! Cease this detestable boohooing instantly

97
Or else seek shelter at some other place of worship.

98
I've a right to be here if I like, same as you.

99
One who utters such disgusting and depressing noise

100
Has no right to be anywhere, no right to live.

⑺ 大家提供一些英文電影裡面的經典對話，讀起來要2至5分鍾。不要太難。謝謝了。

《簡•愛》

"I tell you I must go!' I retorted, roused to something like passion. 'Do you think I can stay to become nothing to you? Do you think I am an automaton?- a machine without feelings? and can bear to have my morsel of bread snatched from my lips, and my drop of living water dashed from my cup? Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain, and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong!- I have as much soul as you,- and full as much heart! And if God had gifted me with some beauty and much wealth, I should have made it as hard for you to leave me, as it is now for me to leave you. I am not talking to you now through the medium of custom, conventionalities, nor even of mortal flesh;- it is my spirit that addresses your spirit; just as if both had passed through the grave, and we stood at God's feet, equal,- as we are!"

「我告訴你我非走不可！」我回駁著，感情很有些沖動。「你難道認為，我會留下來甘願做一個對你來說無足輕重的人？你以為我是一架機器？——一架沒有感情的機器？能夠容忍別人把一口麵包從我嘴裡搶走，把一滴生命之水從我杯子里潑掉？難道就因為我一貧如洗、默默無聞、長相平庸、個子瘦小，就沒有靈魂，沒有心腸了？——你不是想錯了嗎？——我的心靈跟你一樣豐富，我的心胸跟你一樣充實！要是上帝賜予我一點姿色和充足的財富，我會使你同我現在一樣難分難舍，我不是根據習俗、常規，甚至也不是血肉之軀同你說話，而是我的靈魂同你的靈魂在對話，就彷彿我們兩人穿過墳墓，站在上帝腳下，彼此平等——本來就如此！」

⑻ 找一段兩人的經典英語電影對話

羅切斯特：簡。jane.
簡：您為什麼對我講這些？您和她(英格拉姆小姐)跟我有什麼關系？您以為我窮，不好看，就沒有感情嗎？告訴你吧，如果上帝賜予我財富和美貌，我會讓您難以離開我，就想我現在難以離開您。可上帝沒有這樣做，但我的靈魂能夠同您的靈魂說話，彷彿我們都經過了墳墓，平等地站在上帝面前。why
do
you
confide
in
me
like
this?
what
are
you
and
she
to
me?
you
think
that
because
i'm
poor
and
plain,
ihave
no
feelings?
i
promise
you,
if
god
had
gifted
me
with
wealth
and
beauty,
i
would
make
it
as
hard
for
you
to
leave
me
now
as
it
is
for
me
to
leave
you.
but
he
did
not.
but
my
spirit
can
address
yours,
as
if
both
have
passed
through
the
grave
and
stood
before
heaven
equal.
簡：讓我走，先生。let
me
go,
sir.
羅切斯特：我愛你。我愛你！i
love
you.
i
love
you!
簡：別，別讓我干傻事。no,
don't
make
me
foolish.
羅切斯特：傻事？我需要你，布蘭奇(英格拉姆小姐)有什麼？我知道我對她意味著什麼，是使她父親的土地變得肥沃的金錢。嫁給我，簡。說你嫁給我。foolish?
i
need
you.
what's
blanch
to
me?
i
know
what
i
am
to
her.
money
to
manure
her
father's
land
with.
marry
me,
jane.
say
you
marry
me.
簡：你是說真的？you
mean
it?
羅切斯特：你的懷疑折磨著我，答應吧，答應吧。(他把她摟在懷里，吻她。)上帝饒恕我，別讓任何人干涉我，她是我的，是我的。you
torture
me
with
your
doubts.say
yes,say
yes(he
takes
hersintoshis
arm
and
kisser
her.)god
forgive
me.and
let
no
men
meddle
with
me.she
is
mine.mine.
簡發現羅切斯特先生有個精神失常的妻子之後。after
jane
finds
out
mr.
rochester
has
an
insane
wife.
羅切斯特：總算出來了。你把自己關在房間里一個人傷心。一句責難的話也沒有。什麼都沒有。這就是對我的懲罰？我不是有心要這樣傷你，你相信嗎？我無論如何也不會傷害你，我怎麼辦？都對你說了我就會失去你，那我還不如去死。so
come
out
at
last.
you
shut
yourself
in
your
room
and
grieve
alone.
not
one
word
of
reproach.nothing.is
that
to
be
my
punishment?
i
didn't
mean
to
wound
you
like
this.
do
you
believe
that?i
wouldn't
hurt
you
not
for
the
world.what
was
i
to
do?
confess
everything
i
might
as
well
have
lost
my
life.
簡：你已經失去我了，愛德華。我也失去了您。you
have
lost
me,
edward.and
i've
lost
you.
羅切斯特：為什麼跟我說這些？繼續懲罰我嗎？簡，我已經受夠了！我生平第一次找到我真正的愛，你不要把她拿走。why
did
you
say
that
to
me?
to
punish
me
a
little
longer?
jane,
i've
been
though!
for
the
first
time
i
have
found
what
i
can
truly
love.
don't
take
if
away
from
me.
簡：我必須離開您。i
must
leave
you.
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