英語劇本6人電影

『壹』 要哈利波特6部電影的英語劇本~~~

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『貳』 英語表演劇本 電影台詞 3分鍾左右

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.

唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。

I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.

悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。

小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。

唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。

悟空：師傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。

老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。

Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away tonight.

悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.

這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。

豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。

Darling, here I am.

站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。

Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.

豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。

Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.

『叄』 《馬達加斯加的企鵝》電影版的英語劇本

幾年前
在南極洲
Antarctica.
生物極難生存
An inhospitable wasteland.
但即使在這地球最嚴寒的一端
But even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom,
仍有生命存在
we find life.
且不是平凡的生命
And not just any life.
而是企鵝
Penguins.
它們歡樂嬉戲 蹣跚而行
Joyous, frolicking, waddling,
可愛極了
cute and cuddly life.
看 它們毛茸茸的肚子前後相碰
Look at them tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.
誰會想到這些活潑雪白的傢伙
Who could take these frisky little snow clowns...
等等 有人知道我們要去哪么
Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
-有什麼關系呢 -我從不問東問西的
-Who cares? -I question nothing.
-我也是 -我也是
-Me, too. -Me, too.
好吧 那我們就飛到最前面去
Well, fine! We'll just fly
看看我們到底要去哪裡
to the front of the line and see for ourselves.
科沃斯基 瑞哥 開啟空中探險模式
Kowalski! Rico! Engage aerial surveillance.
走吧 來啊 快點
Here we go! Doing it! Come on!
老大 我們好像不能飛
Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
那這是用來干什麼的
Well, what's the point of these?
哇 我喜歡 可以當做我們的招牌動作
Whoa! I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!
叫什麼呢 就叫擊掌好了
What are we gonna call it? Let's call it the... "High one."
嘿 你們看見了么 那個蛋滾走了 誰去把它找回來
Hey! Anybody see that? That's an egg! Is someone gonna go get it?
-我們不能那麼做 -為什麼
-We can't do that. -Why not?
外面的世界很危險的 我們只是企鵝
Well, it's a dangerous world out there, and we're just penguins.
負責可愛就好
You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.
要不然為什麼
Yeah. Why do you think
總有人在拍我們
there are always documentary crews filming us?
安啦 孩子們
Well, sorry, kid. You know,
我們每年都會遺失一些沒出生的寶寶 自然規則而已
we lose a few eggs every year. It's just nature.
好吧 自然規律 說得好像有道理
Oh, right, nature. I guess that makes sense, but...
但是
something...
骨子裡總有一些聲音告訴我
something deep down in my
這一點也不合常理
gut tells me that it makes no sense at all.
我決定了 我要反對自然規律
You know what? I reject nature!
誰要和我一起
Who's with me?!
那是艘廢棄的船 沒有人能活著從那裡走出來
The old ship. No one's ever returned from there alive.
怎麼會 下面就有一隻鳥 看起來很悠閑
Relax, Kowalski. There's a bird down there now. Look, he's fine.
豹斑海豹 大自然的毒蛇
Leopard seals... nature's snakes.
大自然的毒蛇不是蛇么
Aren't snakes nature's snakes?
我怎麼會知道 我天天住在這凍原里
How should I know? I live on the flipping frozen tundra.
它們要吃那個蛋 快想辦法讓我下去 快
They're going for the egg! Give me a way down

『肆』 求英語微電影劇本（5-10分鍾），在線等，不管是否採納，必給好評，求英語大神幫助小弟，感激不盡！

《情感銀行》應該可以。可以依次為原版，修改一下，修改成 學生在學校玩的不亦樂乎，不關心父母，不回家看看之類的適合校園的題材。
媳婦：那你馬上回來Come backright now.
小唐：媳婦，等我結了手裡的這個案子，我就休年假了，你先讓我媽照顧你好不好
Dear,..LetMomlookafteryou.you.all
allright.媳婦：你說的是人話嗎，媽現在心臟病有多嚴重你知道嗎，如果我現在就要生了，是媽能照
顧我還是我能照顧媽，你知道這么多月，我想吃什麼，我從來沒跟媽說過，我就怕她提重東西累著怎麼辦啊
Jerkerk!!YouknowhowseriousMomMom』』sheartdisease.Ifthebabyisbornnow,Momdondon』
』tlookaftermeandthesametome.Duringthesemonths,IneveraskedMomfornothing..小唐：那你給小鳳媳婦打電話
Youcancallxiaofengxiaofeng』
』swife媳婦：人家是你家保姆啊，你什麼事都找人家，你好意思嗎，人家今年結婚你都沒去，你知
道不知道
Yeah!SheisnotyourNanny.AlwaystroubleherIdofeelshame.Andyouareabsenceofherwedding,knowornot.
小唐：你怎麼那麼多事啊，左右都不行Youaresoannoying，satifynothing.媳婦：是我多事還是你忙呀
AmIannoyingoryourbusyness?小唐：我是在忙呀Definitelybusyingnow.
媳婦：我給你說，現在我在給你懷孩子，這不是我一個人的事好嗎
Iamnowpregnantwithyourbaby,whichisnotabusinessofmyown.Allright?
小唐：你別拿懷孩子說事啊，我現在那麼忙，那麼多事，你就干懷孩子這么一件事你都干不好嗎
Don'ttakethebabyforexecuse,.Onlythe
babybirthyouaredoingisnotgood,itgood,it』
』spity!媳婦：你要這么說，這孩子我不生了我不生了
Ifyousayso,thebabyIdondon』』twant,donwant,don』』tgivebirthto.小唐：愛生不生
Uptoyou.
（要錢還是要孩子，我這是在干什麼，瘋了嗎我）(Moneyorbaby,whatIhavadone,amIcrazy)
媳婦：媽，媽
Oh!Mom,Mom,Mom…
…媽：孩子，別難過，他的心裡是有咱們的，他也是身不由己呀Goodkid,notupset.Withusheartinside,Heisalsoinvoluntarily媽：兒子，我是媽媽Son,thisisMom.
小唐：媽，你看看她，我辛辛苦苦在外打拚，還不是為了你們，為了孩子，可他還這么不理解
Mom,,buthealsoisnisn』』twillingtounderstandme.
媽：孩子，媽媽知道你在外很辛苦，工作壓力很大，媽媽和你媳婦都很心疼你，可是，現在我們需要的不是金錢，是真真切切的關心體貼呀。孩子，給自己放個假，回來看看這個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方吧。
Goodkid,Momknowyouyou』
』reveryhardoutside.Withthegreatpressure,webothloveyou..Kid,takeabreaktocomeback,thereisalwaysthekinship,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.小唐：媽，我知道了Mom,Igetit.
媽：孩子，別忘了在你生命中最重要的是什麼，不要忘了除了工作，還有父母，妻子，和你未出生的孩子。
Kid,.,inadditiontothework,aswellasparents,wives,andyourunbornbaby.
小唐：嗯，媽，我這就回去
Hmmm,Mom,IHmmm,Mom,I』
』llbeback.（我們每個人都有兩個賬戶，在銀行的儲存金錢，在心裡的儲存情感，這兩個賬戶就像沙漏
的兩端，是一種對抗的狀態，。當我們只顧積累金錢的時候，情感就在透支）
(Weallhavetwoaccountsinthebank,onestoresmoney,.,astateofconfrontation.,emotionisoverdraftted...)
（十年前，我來到一個陌生的城市，這個陌生的城市讓我熟悉；十年後，我回到了一個熟悉的城市，這個熟悉的城市讓我陌生。當我們在陌生的城市打拚的時候
，不要忘記，你在熟悉的城市裡，有你白發蒼蒼的父母，等你回家的妻子，還有同你一起長大的摯友）
(Tenyearsago,Icametoastrangecity,.Tenyearslater,Icomebacktoafamiliarcity,.Whenwestruggle
toworkinastrangecity,doncity,don』
』tforget,inafamiliarcity,thereisyourparentswithgrey-haried,.)

（根據職場研究報告，98.3%的職場人因為公工作忙，而不得不減少陪伴家人的時間，我們是否應該仔細思考：工作，到底是為了什麼？不要讓工作阻擋我們回家的腳步，停下來，留住愛）
(,98.3,98.ebusywork..Work,whatismeanfor?Donfor?Don』』tletworkpreventusthehomesteps,pleasestayhere,keepthepreciouslove.)
工作和生活壓力非常大。適當的時候，合理的節制物慾，給自己的心情放個假，回到那個始終有親情友情愛情所牽掛的地方看看，或許你就會有更多的快樂、幸福和動力。這會形成一種激發年輕人更好前行的良性循環。畢竟只有平衡好事業和家庭，這樣才能更好的工作和生活。.Appropriately,reasonable
temperancedesires,abreakforyourmood,,friendshipandaffectionwithyou.Maybeyouwillhavemoreenjoyness,happinessandpower..,.
因為工作犧牲了太多太多本應該有的情感，大學同窗結婚，也許因為工作，我們想，哎，算了吧，有那麼多工作呢，請假又不知道要耽誤多少事兒扣多少錢了。家裡老人過壽，我們想，算了吧，年年都過，今年工作剛開始，今年就不回去了，明年再說吧。。。可是就在這一次次的算了吧中我們與這些人越走越遠，因為我們不知道我們是否錯過了大學同窗最美好也是最需要你祝福的時刻，我們更不知道明年是否還有機會給老人過壽。
.,maybebecauseofthejob,wethink,oh,passedit,there'ssomuchworktodo,.Theolderhavethebirthday,passedit,,Iwillnotgoback,tillnextyear...,becausewedon',,wedon'.
時下，諸多年輕人為了家庭、事業、理想……而紛紛出外打拚，在辛苦忙碌的同時，卻不得不面對工作與家庭的各種現實問題糾葛，上有老、下有小、中間還有老婆的家庭格局，正在受到殘酷的工作壓力和社會現實所逼迫，何去何從，如何家庭工作兼顧都是擺在現在人面前的無法迴避的問題。
Nowadays,,career,
dream...,andinhardbusyatthesametime,,thesandwich,middleandable,wifeoffamilypattern,,wheretogo,.
《情感銀行》中男主人公小唐就是這樣一個代表。他從一個熟悉的城市來到一個陌生的城市，為了能給自己的家庭帶來更富足的生活而不斷努力和拼搏。小唐在繁忙的工作之餘，卻疏忽了對家人的關愛，甚至是在妻子懷孕、母親病重、好友結婚的時候也未能守候在旁。矛盾像一座火山在小唐和他的妻子之間無預兆的爆發，同時引起母親心臟病突發住院……在面對著生活與工作壓力和各種困惑與糾葛，小唐在對家庭的內疚與自責的感情漩渦中激烈的掙扎、彷徨……最終，他選擇了為情感銀行付出努力――回家，同時拋出的情感銀行、情感帳戶也被強烈關注和熱議。

『伍』 求原創英語微電影劇本，5到10分鍾，必給好評，謝謝。

一個人走著走著突然死了！死後他下地獄發現地獄很慘！於是有個敗者復活的機會PK掉牛頭馬面又回來了！

『陸』 英語微電影劇本

我覺得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些經典橋段，簡單，朗朗上口，適合你們的人數組成。而且你只需稍作修改，並不需要浪費很多時間去寫劇本。這是中英字幕的視頻網址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上劇本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)

原文：

The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?

譯文：

第一部分
公爵：寬恕安東尼奧吧，夏洛克，別這樣懷恨在心。
夏洛克：我說過一定要拿走我應得的那一磅肉。要是您不準許我得到它，那將是一種軟弱的表現，人們將不再信你們的法律了。威尼斯不久就會喪失它的偉大。安東尼奧是我的敵人，我恨他。
巴薩尼奧：難道所有的人都要鏟除他們所不愛的東西嗎？

A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.

安東尼奧：跟夏洛克講理是沒有用的。別再等待了。對我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的東西給他。
巴薩尼奧：我將付給你六千塊錢，用來歸還安東尼奧借的那三千塊錢。
夏洛克：即使你願意我六倍於你剛才提出的錢數，我仍然要拿我應得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判給我！
公爵：先生們，請安靜。夏洛克，如果你不寬恕別人，你自己怎能希望得到別人的寬恕呢？
夏洛克：我並沒有做錯事，我不怕審判。我要求給我應得的那一磅肉。
正當公爵不知道應該怎麼辦的時候，尼莉莎打扮成一個律師的書記員，帶著鮑西婭剛拜訪過的那位著名的律師的一封信，來到法庭。當公爵與尼莉莎談話時，夏洛克准備好要從安東尼奧身上割下他應得的一磅肉。
這時，當庭宣讀了律師的信。"我重病纏身。收到你的信時，我正同一位從羅馬來的很有學問的年輕博士在一起。我把夏洛克與安東尼奧之間的爭執對他講了。我們研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要說的話。我請您讓他替我作出判決。他很年輕，但是，我還從來不知道有這么年輕又這么聰明的人。"
這封信當庭宣讀之後，鮑西婭穿著律師的衣服進屋來了。她作為法官就座了。

PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.

公爵；您好，博學的法官！我並不羨慕您的職業。這是一個最麻煩的案子。
鮑西婭：您好！請坐下。你叫安東尼奧嗎？這是你與夏洛克簽訂的借約嗎？
安東尼奧；是的。
鮑西婭：那麼，夏洛克可得大發慈悲才是。他可得寬恕安東尼奧啊。
夏洛克：為什麼我必得寬恕他呢？請告訴我這一點！
鮑西婭：慈悲帶來益處。慈悲像甘露從天空中降到地面上，它不但賜福施予的人，而且賜福於受施的人。我們應該學會寬恕他人。你還要求得到這一磅肉嗎？
夏洛克：我要求得到根據法律屬於我的東西。
巴薩尼奧：我願出十倍於安東尼奧的借款，請您把法律稍為變更一下，使我們能夠救出安東尼奧的生命。
鮑西婭：請用你的腦袋想一想，先生。我們不能變更法律，要是變更了一條法律，那麼人們還會要變更別的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聰明年輕的法官啊！
鮑西婭；讓我看一看借約，就是安東尼奧向你許下的諾言。
夏活克：給您。
鮑西婭：我明白了。根據法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他從最靠近安東尼奧心臟的部位割下來。慈悲一點吧！讓我撕毀這張借約吧。不能撕？那麼，安東尼奧，你做好准備；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准備割肉吧。

S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.

Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.

夏洛克；噢，博學的法官！噢，聰明的年輕人！
鮑西婭：你帶來了稱肉的器具嗎？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准備好了。 鮑西婭：夏洛克，你是否請了醫生來給安東尼奧止血呢？
夏洛克：借約上可沒有這一條。
巴薩尼奧：你這只狐狸！
鮑西婭：安東尼奧，你還想說什麼嗎？
安東尼奧：我只想說一點。巴薩尼奧，永別了。不要為我悲傷。把我的情況告訴你的妻子，對她說我多麼愛你。要是夏洛克割得夠深的話，我就要以整個心償還他的債了。
巴薩尼奧：讓我擁抱你一下，說聲再見吧。我愛你勝過愛我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整個世界。（他哭了。）
鮑西婭：你的妻子聽到你那麼說是會不高興的。
夏洛克：我們是在浪費時間。
鮑西婭：割走你要的那一磅肉嗎！我宣布法庭許可你（這樣做），法律（把它）判給你。

（夏洛克走向安東尼奧，准備動他的刀子。）
鮑西婭：且慢！事情還沒完。安東尼奧許諾給你他身上的一磅肉。但是他並沒有答應給你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你讓他身上的血流下一滴，你將失去你所有的土地和財產。
夏洛克：法律上是這樣說的嗎？
鮑西婭：這就是法律。你要求公正，那麼就讓你得到公正嗎，比你要求的還要多。
夏洛克：我願意要錢。請給我加三倍還給我安東尼奧向我借的錢。

B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.

相關鏈接： The Merchant of Venice(I)

巴薩尼奧：錢在這兒。（他滿懷喜悅地喊了出來。）
鮑西婭：別忙！夏洛克先前已經拒絕要錢了。他所要求的只是公正。這是他現在所能得到的一切。你必須割下整一磅肉，不準多也不準少。而且不準流一滴血。
（夏洛克轉過身，要離開法庭。）
鮑西婭：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律規定任何企圖殺害或謀害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必須被沒收。他的錢和財產的一半必須給威尼斯城，另一半必須給他企圖殺害的人。他的生命全憑公爵處置。因此你快快跪下請求公爵開恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饒恕和原諒。
公爵：我將不處死你，但是作為對你的懲罰，你的財產的一半現在是安東尼奧的了。你必須把另一半交給威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的錢財對我就像生命一樣寶貴。它們是我唯一的安慰。你們沒收了我的財物，也就是要了我的命。
安東尼奧：我將高興地放棄我應得的夏洛克財產的那一半。夏洛克必須答應在他死後把這筆財產留給他的女兒和女婿。
夏洛克：我答應。現在讓我回家吧。我不舒服。

『柒』 英語課本劇劇本

6人話劇 孔雀東南飛 英文劇本 Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI』mhenpecked,butinfact,I』masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』mnotafraidofyou!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』mhere!What』supmum?
JM:I』「mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law」.
L:OK.-in-law,what』sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don』tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour
son.I』mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I』mnotinterruptingyou.?And
I』llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor』ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:「Ifyoudaughter
Haven』tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!」Nowyouarefreeagain,I』llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(驚愕):What?Themayor』sson?-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Heretheyare!(聞一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』msohungry!Butthere』snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone..
JM(上):Where』smybreakfast?Where』sLunch?Hasn』tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can』tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1maoenough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor』.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It』simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven』tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I』vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don』tyou?I』llgo
withyou..
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI』vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭狀):Ihurtalot!
J:Don』tcrybaby.I』llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)
(音樂起CanYouCelebrate)

『捌』 電影《音樂之聲》的英文劇本

你好！（純手打啊！）
《音樂之聲》英語話劇劇本
劇情簡介：
22歲的瑪利亞是一個薩爾茲堡的修女院里的志願修女，但是，她活潑好動和熱愛自然的性格卻總是讓她在修道院里惹麻煩。修女院里的阿比斯院長覺得她這樣的活潑的性格不適合僧侶生活，於是，當她接到馮·特拉普上校家尋求看護的請求，她決定讓瑪利亞去，也藉此讓她探索出真正的生活目的。
瑪利亞到達馮·特拉普家，發現他是一個有七個孩子的鰥夫，長期的海軍生活和亡妻的悲傷使他對待孩子像管教士兵一樣嚴格，很快，瑪利亞就明白了以前那些看護離開的原因，原來是孩子們得不到父親的關愛，總是用作弄看護來吸引父親的注意。
上校要求瑪利亞也像他一樣嚴格，但是瑪利亞沒有聽從，而是用她天生的溫柔和善良贏得了孩子們的友好。趁上校不在的時候，她用窗簾給每個孩子縫制了游戲服裝，帶領他們到市場遊玩，在美麗的阿爾卑斯山上野餐，還教會了他們唱歌。孩子們原有的拘禁和憂郁漸漸地被音樂和笑聲代替了。
不就上校回家了，看見孩子們的轉變非常高興。孩子們更是表演起他們的拿手好戲，逗得上校開心。瑪利亞以及孩子們一起唱起了動聽的歌。
人物簡介：
Maria
瑪利亞：特拉普家族孩子們的看護，家庭教師
Captain von Trapp
馮·特拉普：海軍上校，孩子們的父親
Max
麥克斯：特拉普家族的管家
Liesl
麗莎：將軍的大女兒，16歲
Friedrich
弗來德里克：將軍的大兒子
Louisa
露意莎：將軍的二女兒
Brigitta
芭姬塔：將軍的三女兒
Kurt
克爾特：將軍的小兒子
Marta
瑪爾塔：將軍的四女兒
Gretl
葛麗特：將軍的小女兒

道具：服裝 台 凳子 行李 吉他 食物 水果等

劇本：
場景一：（將軍走進家門，女看護多門而走，孩子們正在吵吵鬧鬧，女管家對他們毫無辦法，束手無策。只好與將軍商量另請一個看護老師。）
將軍：Good afternoon teacher！Where are you going?
女教師：I'm leaving，Captain.I have to go.
將軍：（驚訝狀）Why?What'the matter?
女教師：（搖頭苦笑）I have no idea with the children.They are too naughty.I'm sorry.I have to go.Bye!
(將軍進門，看見孩子們正在吵鬧，管家毫無辦法。馬上臉色一變，哨聲一響，孩子們馬上停止吵鬧，乖乖地列隊，等待父親的訓斥）
將軍：（吹哨）Attention!
孩子們：one! two!
將軍：At ease! (臉色凝重狀）what are you doing just now?The teacher has gone!
孩子們：Sorry!Dad!
大女兒：We don't like her.
其他孩子：Yes!Dad,we don't like her at all.
將軍：Shut up!Can't you be quiet?Get our of here,go back to your room and don't talk any more.Attention!Turn left!Go!
(孩子們下，管家上前建議將軍另請教師）
管家：Captain!We should invite another teacher.
將軍：Yes!We should.You do that for me.
管家：Yes!Sir!
(管家下，將軍搖頭，嘆氣，下)
場景二：（瑪利亞提著行李，拿著吉他，邊唱歌，邊蹦跳著來到將軍家門，敲門。管家開門，將軍要求瑪利亞像他那樣嚴格要求孩子。孩子們一開始不喜歡瑪利亞，並作弄瑪利亞）
瑪利亞：(提著行李，作失魂狀，敲門）Hello!Any body home?
管家：(管家出場，開門，問）Yes! I'm coming!Who's that?
瑪利亞：My name is Maria.Is this Captain's home?I'm the new teacher here.
管家：Ok! Nice to meet you.Come in,please.
瑪利亞：Nice to meet you too!Thanks a lot!
管家：Captain!The new teacher is here.
將軍：(出場，神情嚴肅地看著瑪利亞)
管家：（向將軍介紹）Captain!This is Maria.Oue new teacher.And this is Captain.
將軍：Ok! Maria.As you know I'm a Captain.I hope you will be strict to the children as I do.This is the signal.(吹哨，孩子們列隊出來）Boys and girls!This is your new teacher.You should obbey the teacher's order.Understand?Now introce yourself to the teacher.
大女兒：I'm Liesl.
大兒子：My name is Friedrich.
二女兒：I'm Louisa.
三女兒：I'm Brigitta.
小兒子：My name is Kurt.
四女兒：I'm Marta.
小女兒：Hello!My name is Gretl.Nice to meet you.
(孩子們除自我介紹外，對於瑪利亞不理不睬，只有小女兒可愛的回應瑪利亞Nice to meet you)
將軍：Ok!Boys and girls.I'm being off for a white.You should listen to the teacher and follow.Don't be naughty.
(將軍下)
(將軍一走，孩子們就開始作弄瑪利亞。瑪利亞好不容易才把孩子們哄住）
如何捉弄瑪利亞，應有具體例子
場景三：（瑪利亞並沒有按照將軍說的那樣去嚴格要求孩子。而是利用她的溫柔，善良和幽默以及她美麗的歌喉，慢慢馴服了孩子們，並讓孩子喜歡上她了）
場景四：（將軍外出，瑪利亞趁機帶孩子們外出，到郊外去唱歌，跳舞，野餐）
將軍：Maria,I』m going to leave for a week.You should take good care of the children.Children,you should abbey Maria.Ok?
瑪利亞和孩子們異口同聲的說：Ok,I will.Shhh(互相遞眼色，貓步看著將軍走）
等將軍一走，瑪利亞馬上讓孩子們換上漂亮衣服，奇裝異服，帶上吉他，食物，球等東西。
瑪利亞：Come on!(手勢）Children!Today we are going to have a picnic.Are you ready?
孩子們：Ok!Let's go!
瑪利亞帶著孩子們高高興興的玩著，跳著舞，吃著東西。然後坐下來，瑪利亞文孩子們：
瑪利亞：Kids,do you like songs?Now let's sing.
男孩子：But we don't know how to sing.
女孩子：Can you teach us?
瑪利亞：Of course!Ok!Let's begin.(瑪利亞帶著孩子們一起唱Do-ri-mi,邊唱邊跑邊跳）
Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with...
小女兒：(sings)A-B-C
Maria(sings)
When you sing you begin with do-re-mi
The children(sings)Do-re-mi
Maria(sings)Do-re-mi The first three notes just happen to be
Do-re-mi
The children(sing)Do-re-mi
Maria(sings)
DO-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti
(spokel)
Oh,let's see if I can make it easier.Mmm...(sings)
Doe,a deer,a female deer
Ray,a drop of golden sun
Me,a name I call myself
Far,a long,long way to run
Sew,a needle pulling thread
La,a note to follow Sew
Tea,a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do(oh-oh-oh)
Maria and the children
Doe,a deer,a female deer （大女兒作小鹿狀）
Ray,a drop of golden sun （大兒子做太陽落山狀）
Me,a name I call myself （小兒子做自我介紹狀）
Far,a long,long way to run （二女兒做跑步狀）
Sew,a needle pulling thread （三女兒作穿針狀）
La,a note to follow Sew （四女兒站到三女兒後面）
Tea,a drink with jam and bread （小女兒吃麵包，喝水）
Doe,a deer,a female deer（瑪利亞帶著孩子們一起做動作）
Ray,a drop of golden sun
Me,a name I call myself
Far,a long,long way to run（瑪利亞帶著孩子們一起跑起來，邊跑邊唱）
Maria runs through the grass leading the children like the Pied Pied.
MARIA AND THE CHILDREN
Sew,a needle pulling thread
La,a note to follow Sew
Tea,a drink with jam and bread
Maria(sings)
That will bring us back to Do
DO-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do-so-do!
(馬利亞和孩子們唱完後一起下）
場景五：（將軍回到家裡，聽見孩子們正在唱歌，表演。感到非常驚訝和詫異。小女兒更是帶著其他孩子一起表演歌曲給將軍看。將軍高興起來，拿起吉他跟著孩子們一起唱了起來）
將軍：Children! I'm back.Hello!Where are they?
It's unusual.Oh!You are here!What are you doing?
孩子們：We are singing.Dad!
將軍：Singing?How can you sing?Who teach you?
孩子們：Maria teach us.See......
小女兒：One,two,therr,four,five.Once I caufht a fish alive.
孩子們：Six,seven,eight,nine,ten.Then lat if go again.
將軍：Why did you let if go?
小女兒：Cause it bit my finger so.
瑪利亞：Which finger did it bite?
小女兒：The little tinger on the right.
將軍：My dear children,you have changed a lot! What a surprise!I love you!Maria.Thank you so niuch! You are a good teacher.
瑪利亞：Thanks sir!You are a good father!
將軍非常高興，拿起吉他唱起了《雪絨花》......全部人一起唱，慢慢謝幕！

Edelweiss
Edelweiss, Edelweiss small and white
Every morning you greet me you look happy to meet me Small and white, blossom of snow
clean and bright May you bloom and grow
You look happy to meet me bloom and grow forever
Blossom of snow Edelweiss, edelweiss
May you bloom and grow bless my homeland forever
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

『玖』 經典英語話劇劇本

經典英語話劇劇本 （一）

演員表：

西門吹雪

葉孤城

花滿樓

king

旁白

道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。

第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y與X相遇。

X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon』tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I』mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y驚訝：Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don』tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

（Y拿出一袋牛奶）

X搶過牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y（惱怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! !?

X:I』msureIwon』t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you』llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可憐狀： help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The "WC"?

Y:Oh,I see ,!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出紙屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……

H驚訝：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It』sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let』sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let』s go!

第二幕：無間道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀：Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音樂停）

X唱著上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（維語再見）

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn』t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I』lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady』s"WC"!

Y:Ilikegoinglady』s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我愛你的意思）

K: ayixidailu?What』sthemeaning? whyIalsocan』tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you".

K:Don』t saythat"you love me". I』!

X:What? （側耳裝著聽不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K）

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂著肚子，蹲下）

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I』

haveavacation.

Y:That』s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……小品劇本大全 www.coffbar.com

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where』ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady』s"WC"?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H頂著搖頭：X,no, no, youcan』tgotoLady』s "WC". ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI』mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI』mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady』s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I』maspy.

K驚訝： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X』wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （輕聲說）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .

H撲倒在X的身邊：X,do』t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn』t resume !

（H忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，K嚇跑。音樂《再見，警察》起）

Y痛苦狀：don』tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I』m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I』ll never dothat again !（Y死，音樂停）

（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can』t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,

X.I''''''''ll never letgo.（X死）

H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艱難的爬到X身邊死。音樂停。）

經典英語話劇劇本 （二）

旁白：It』s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（邊說邊介紹，三人坐在課桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （邊說邊將手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打開Oscar的.手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脫下報紙披在R身上面向觀眾）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖，面向觀眾）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it』s my choice.（將羽絨服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向觀眾）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盤我做主）。

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don』t say any more! Take your knife out! （從口袋裡掏出鉛筆，緊握手中）

Oscar: Ok. Let』s go fighting! （同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中）

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用鉛筆互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心將Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar將拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:（向觀眾）PiaoRou（飄柔）， just so confident~（甩頭發）

（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓過Rose的手，對視）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don』t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It』s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don』t worry. I have this! （從口袋裡掏出打火機，並向觀眾展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火機）。（Jack按下打火機）（Superwoman上，胸前貼一張紙，上書S）

Superwoman:（向觀眾）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I』m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman無視，面向Jack）

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火機）

（Indian Princess上，向觀眾合掌問候）

Princess: I am a princess from India.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（從口袋裡掏出圍巾）（Jack & Rose 嘗試伸出腳，Princess上下晃動圍巾）

Princess: Oh, no, it』s broken! My blanket! （邊說邊後退，漸遠）

（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次還沒按，Harry Potter上，提著掃帚）

Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向觀眾）My name is Harry Potter. I』m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（聳肩）

Jack:（憤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can』t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低頭虔誠祈禱狀）

Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同時從身後伸出手來，包剪錘）

Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出錘子，Rose出包子）

Jack: I lose. You see, it』s God』s choice.（Rose連連搖頭）

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 繼續叫救命……）

（旁白唱my heart will go on,音樂起，全劇終。Jack & Rose跳舞，張開手臂經典動作作結。）。

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搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

演員表：
西門吹雪
葉孤城
花滿樓
打更的太監
旁白
道具：牛奶兩袋，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰鄉村陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.
Birds are dancing in the cold.
A man is walking along the street, step by step.
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches.
打更的太監：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I』m 打醬油的！
Y與X相遇．
X：Ohm, I』m sorry to knock you!
Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.
X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?
Y: ha ha, I won』t change my name! No matter what happens. I』m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Who are you?
X: I』m ximenchuixue.
Y(驚訝): Ar, ximenchuixue?
X: Yes, what is wrong?
Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X: Great, you know me!
Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don』t kill me! Let me go!
X: No, I must kill you!
Y: I don』t want to be killed. Let me go!
X: No way! You know?
Y(突然站起冷冷的說)：Don』t force me!
X: Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(搶過牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y: Please drink it!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha
Y: Do you still want to kill me?
X: Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X: I』m sure I won』t!
Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don』t beat you this time, I』ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0
X(捂著肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……
X(可憐狀): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The 「WC」?
Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!
X: Thanks, bye-bye.
Y(掏出紙屑吹):This is genuine snow!
H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
Y: Who are you?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in 「WC」 now, ha……
H(驚訝):Now you are the best in the world!
Y: You are right!
H: Teriffic! You are the one I』m looking for! Do you want to join in me?
Y: Yes, It』s very good.
H: Ok, follow me; let』s go!
Y: Ok, Let』s go!
(To be continued…)