有關大學的英語電影劇本
❶ 關於大學宿舍的英語話劇
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改
❷ 關於大學生活的兩三分鍾左右的電影劇本
我給你的是一個故事，具體鏡頭還是你自己設計比較好，希望可以幫到你。
你可以選取大學愛情為腳本，但我這個是反面滴：女主人公A是大一新生，而男主人公B是大三學長，故事開始於網路，二人是偶然成為扣扣好友，但相互不公開身份，相互分享快樂、訴說痛苦，漸漸相互依賴，直到暗生情愫。期間二人都是正常學習生活，沒有交集，A成績優異，表現突出，B也是出力拔萃好學生，漸漸愛上了A，B表白，但仍不願不透露自己面貌身份。A漸漸愛上神秘的B，期待每天的聊天。但是半年後，B拉黑了A，消失的無影無蹤，B傷心欲絕，無法自拔。A被選進入院系學生會，工作順利，參與校里的活動，在活動中，旁邊的同學C說「坐在A前排的情侶是新任的主席和校長的女兒，二人這般這般相配……」接著情侶中的男方作為新任的校學生會主席上台講話，A通過其口頭禪，認出了他就是B，恍然直到B為什麼拉黑了自己，原來是為了自己的主席之位，其實B早知道A的身份，看到台下的A，B弄糟了自己的演講，A氣憤傷心地走出會場，B追上，想挽回，A瀟灑一耳光，轉頭淚眼朦朧……
後記：感情，越單純越幸福，被玷污的愛情不要也罷
❸ 大學校園微電影劇本
圖書館門口，郝然背依靠著欄桿，出神的望著。曉靜讓在這里等她出來。一會兒以後，陸續有同學從圖書館出來，邊說邊笑的。
曉靜走到郝然身旁，郝然並沒有發現，她小覷了杜宇生一陣，郝然依然沒有察覺。曉靜蒙住郝然的眼睛，「猜猜我是誰？」郝然掰開曉靜的雙手，「走吧，吃了飯我還得收拾宿舍呢！」郝然和曉靜一起下樓，這是一個手抱一摞書的女生慢慢的走過來，恰好與郝然相遇。郝然：「呃，我，你……你剛到啊。」凌霜：「嗯，剛到。」
郝然：「那，那我，先走了。」曉靜：「這女孩誰呀，挺漂亮的。」郝然：「一個朋友。」
（此時出現電影名字：愛上「hiv」的她）
第一場
場景：涼亭（操場門口）時間：中午
人物：郝然，朋友甲乙等
郝然和朋友們懶散的坐在，四處遙望，操場上有不少人在散步。甲一直望著小徑來往的人群，「哇，數不清的黑絲美腿呀」。乙：我去，看你那出息。
郝然沒有說話，他其實也在打望，這樣的季節，這樣的年齡。甲：郝然，你看，那個妹子怎麼樣？郝然：你指的哪一個？甲：那個穿——
甲對乙說：我給你五十元你去要那美女的電話號碼，怎麼樣？乙：我給你一百，你去。
郝然：你們倆一人給我一百，我去，怎樣？
甲乙相互望著，然後大笑，甲說：小夥子，繼續演，你有這脾氣。郝然：我演你妹呀，賭不賭？
乙：賭，必須賭，不過你沒要到電話號碼必須拿二百給我們？郝然：一百。乙：二百。郝然：一百。甲：成交。
甲、乙一人拿了一百塊給杜宇生，郝然起身向女孩走去。郝然小跑了幾步，他站在凌霜面前，凌霜不解的望著他。
郝然：美女你好，我是大學生問卷調查員，可以問你幾個關於學校的問題嗎？凌霜：哦，好吧。郝然：姓名？凌霜：凌霜。郝然：班級？
凌霜：工商管理二班。郝然：聯系方式？
凌霜：抱歉，我沒有手機。
郝然：啊？！那你對學校有什麼建議？
凌霜：我就希望學校能早點發校園卡，好去圖書館，呵呵。郝然：謝謝你接受我的采訪，再見雨落優雅的笑了笑，然後走開了。
郝然走回甲乙處，做出了大獲全勝的手勢。甲：你要的聯系方式呢？
郝然：她沒有手機，所以沒有聯系方式，但我知道了她的名字。所以你們輸了。
乙：我嘞個去，這你都相信啊，現代大學生誰沒手機啊，你是不是被驢踢啦。第二場：
場景：圖書館時間：某周末人物：郝然，凌霜
郝然選了一本高等數學參考書以後，緩緩走到一個女生旁邊輕輕的坐下。該女生低著頭用手機查單詞。一會兒以後，郝然從兜里掏手機的時候不小心將手機掉在下地下。郝然准備彎腰去撿，可有點不方便。郝然拍了一下女生，女生抬起頭，然後四目相對。郝然：是你啊，你好。凌霜：你好。
凌霜：那個……那個……。凌霜邊指邊說。
郝然：我手機掉到你座位下了。凌霜撿起了手機遞給郝然。郝然：謝謝。
凌霜：嗯？那次你不說你是社會調查員嗎？（故意的語氣）
聽到凌霜這樣的話，郝然尷尬的笑了笑，而且那麼勉強。但是他也很快反應過來了：你不是沒有手機嗎？凌霜：莞爾一笑，誰讓你先騙我的。
郝然：嗯？你早就知道啦，你是怎麼知道的？
凌霜：你猜
郝然：好吧，既然我們這么有緣，就留個聯系電話吧凌霜：才不，我為什麼要告訴你啊？郝然：啊？！你不告訴我，那我告訴你。凌霜：這也行？
郝然：當然，。我叫郝然，商務英語的，電話是15555555555，有事打電話，我會盡我百分之二百能力幫你
凌霜：那謝啦郝然同學，我把手機號發給你啦，看收到沒？第三場
場景：宿舍
人物：郝然，凌霜
郝然和凌霜相互發簡訊息（內容為一般問候，興趣愛好等）。第四場
場景：教室，食堂人物：郝然，凌霜時間：某日上午
凌霜在食堂給杜宇生發簡訊（內容為有沒有吃早飯呀，有沒有好好上課啊之類的）。
郝然在教室給雨落回簡訊（內容開始有挑逗曖昧的字眼）。
第五場
場景：教學樓前人物：郝然，凌霜
時間：陰雨天
凌霜上完課天空就下起淅淅瀝瀝的小雨，凌霜撥通電話不久，郝然就拿著傘過來了。郝然把撐起的傘拿給凌霜，自己撐開另外一把。凌霜把手裡的傘收了起來，然後竄到郝然的傘下。第六場
場景：食堂
人物：郝然，凌霜
郝然和凌霜開始一起吃飯（突出一起吃飯時的知足和幸福）第七場
場景：宿舍
人物：郝然，凌霜時間：晚上
郝然和凌霜在qq上聊天。郝然：明天下午你有空嗎？凌霜：有啊，怎麼，你有事嗎？
郝然：沒有啊，呵呵，有電話想單獨當著你的面說。凌霜：什麼話啊，哈哈，神神秘秘的，還要當面說。郝然：你猜呢。
凌霜：但可能晚些時候會有人找我。第八場
場景：咖啡店。
人物：郝然，凌霜，凌威，郝然朋友丙，服務員時間：下午三點
郝然（心神不寧）坐在咖啡店等凌霜，沒多久，凌霜穿著一條漂亮的裙子珊珊到來。朋友丙抱著花坐在離郝然不遠的地方。凌霜：等很久了吧。
郝然：沒有啊，也剛到一會兒。服務員：您喝點什麼？凌霜：和他一樣。
郝然打量了凌霜一番）：youlookprettytoday。凌霜：嗯（拿出手機看了看）？你說什麼？郝然：我說你今天看上去很漂亮。
凌霜：呵呵，謝謝。對你，你約我出來要說什麼啊。郝然：我……
郝然：其實我想說，我……服務員：您的奶咖。
郝然話到嘴邊又吞了回去，朋友丙向郝然示意趕快說出來。
凌霜：你怎麼怪怪的，有什麼就說嘛，幹嘛吞吞吐吐的，又不是第一次認識我。
郝然：好吧。其實呢，經過這段時間和你相處，我覺得你是一個善良溫柔，知書達理，可愛懂事的女生。
凌霜：你盡撿褒義詞啊，我可沒你說的那麼優秀。
郝然：真的，我不騙你，我從來沒有遇到像……凌霜：我接個電話先郝然：好的。
凌霜起身去了洗手間接了電話，然後笑著坐下，說：你剛說到哪了，不好意思，你繼續說。
郝然：我都忘了自己說到哪了，呵呵，怎麼？你有急事嗎？要不你先去忙？凌霜：也不是什麼急事，就以前的`一個同鄉說要見我。你接著說嘛，你說完了我再過去。這時，一個略顯蒼老的男人走了進來，直接奔向凌霜，他站在桌子旁邊，對郝然說：我有話必須要單獨和你說清楚
郝然很錯愕，目光也無助的投向凌霜。
凌霜（表情復雜）：爸……你先出去，我這里的事情還沒完呢。凌威：哎，但這一切終究到最後會知道的？凌霜：我知道。
郝然一句話都沒說，他只是看著，似乎看出些端倪了。沒等郝然搞明白，該男子拉著他就往外走。
郝然：叔叔你好，有什麼事要單獨對我說。
凌威：孩子你很不錯，霜霜能認識你是她的福氣，（邊說邊哭泣，不知不覺眼淚已經絡到兩腮）
郝然：叔叔你怎麼哭啦？
凌威：孩子不怕你笑話，我家在山村，家窮，又沒啥收入……我對不起霜霜，為了能供霜霜上學，我只好去賣自己血，帶誰知道……（凌威已泣不成聲）
這時郝然才意識到現在自己竟與hiv零距離，沒等老凌威說完，便慌亂逃跑凌威也並沒有說什麼，只是望著郝然的背影深深的嘆了一口氣。丙看見慌亂的郝然，便拿起花說：快點啊，凌霜還等著你呢郝然拿起花，狠狠的摔在地下，並對丙說：你，買單。丙：啊，我埋單？命苦啊（作哭狀）
郝然走到門外，拿出兜里的戒指，用力的丟向了遠方，而後，郝然收到了凌霜的一條簡訊：他是我爸爸，他為我，也還付出了許多……第九場
場景：教學樓前人物：郝然，凌霜，時間：陰雨天
郝然拿著傘，匆忙的走出宿舍樓，如他所料，凌霜像以前一樣站在教學樓下，等著別人給她送傘。但過了許久都沒人，凌霜孤零零的，她的身邊突在雨中，郝然只是在角落裡偷偷的看著她漸行漸遠的身影。
凌霜一邊走一邊搜尋，她看到不遠處的地方，郝然撐著傘靜靜的站著。郝然丟了傘，然後發呆的站在雨里。
過了一會兒，一個路過的女生給郝然撐起了傘，並把掉在地上的傘撿了起來。
女孩：同學，你怎麼了？有傘為什麼不打呢？這時凌威拿著一把雨傘來到教學樓前……
凌威把凌霜送到宿舍樓下時，凌霜問到：爸，你到底對他都說什麼啦？（表情淡定從容）凌威：你這是幹嘛？
凌霜：你們兩個我不想失去任何一個。（悲傷落淚）凌威：我也想，但是……
凌霜：爸……《完》
（如果，一開始不是這樣，如果，我們能夠真正的面對hiv，不會流失這段美好的回憶，更不會錯過這段唯美的戀情，通過這個劇本我希望大家增強自我保護的意識、珍愛生命、遠離艾滋，擁有健康的生活方式，減少社會歧視和危險行為。
❹ 大學英語話劇劇本
大學英語話劇劇本 （一）
The rhythm of love
Actors: 孔上海 丁宗玉 馮傑 朱媛媛 趙紅玉 馮芳報幕：李彩麗
X:孔上海 J: 馮傑 W:朱媛媛 D:丁宗玉 Y: 馮芳 Z: 趙紅玉（總道具：一個可以撕頁的卡）
第一幕：
道具：凳子兩個，棒棒糖。
人物：孔上海 馮傑 朱媛媛
（馮傑and 朱媛媛 唱歌入場 《Girlfriend》艾薇兒）（馮傑 and 朱媛媛 唱完後 找個凳子坐下 做聊天狀）孔上海： Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!（手勢動作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端詳， 當朱媛媛伸出手以為要請她跳舞時候，孔上海馬上跳到馮傑面前，給棒棒糖，唱老鼠愛大米英文版，然後兩人到台前）孔上海： I have fell in love with you!
馮傑： It』s too rapid! I can』t confront it.
孔上海： Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?
馮傑： Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海： Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!
馮傑：……
（孔，馮傑退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步，先回頭張望）（背景音樂響起《Right Here Waiting》）朱媛媛： Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…（語速變緩）第二幕：
道具：凳子兩個，外套一件（先放在地上），飯盒一個，英語書。
人物：孔上海 馮傑 朱媛媛
（朱媛媛先進來，帶上飯盒 放在孔上海的座位上，戀戀不舍離開並一邊回頭張望，然後坐到自己位置上，拿起書看）（孔上海入場，先是看到了飯盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It』s strange! 朱媛媛，is it yours?
朱媛媛： No ! it』s yours.
孔上海： Ok that』s fine . No matter who it belongs , I』m hungry now , eating is a good choice.
（馮傑進來，看到孔上海在吃飯）
馮傑： Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!
（馮傑然後走開 走到門外）
（孔上海走向前台 指著馮傑）
孔上海： It』s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!
（高興狀，然後回去， 睡覺了）
（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡覺了就偷偷摸摸的過去，給他加衣服，此時馮傑在門口進來 剛好看到）（朱媛媛做出可愛狀 戀戀不舍狀，慢慢走開 碰到馮傑）朱媛媛： Hi 馮傑！
馮傑： Hi 朱媛媛！ Nice to meet you .
（朱媛媛急急忙忙走開，馮傑走進去，回了回頭 很用力的砸書，孔上海被驚醒）第三幕：
道具： 紙做的棒子一個，木棒子一個，水桶（紙做的`也可以）， 新華字典，新華字典書皮，大話西遊草稿。（音樂：敢問路在何方）趙紅玉： Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?
孔上海： Yes. How do you get to know?
趙紅玉： 貧道
馮芳： first blood! （打趙紅玉…）
趙紅玉： 貧僧 come from china! I』m the master of Buddhism.
孔上海： I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It』s you 去西天取經趙紅玉： no ! not 去西天取經，but 去西天拜堂成親。
（孔上海做出驚訝狀）
趙紅玉： I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?
孔上海： 葵花寶典？
趙紅玉： no no no 新華字典！！！（撕下書皮）Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn』t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you（sing）馮芳： stop! Double kill! （並打趙紅玉…） 孔上海， listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?
孔上海： yes! It』s my favorite!
馮芳： tripe kill!! （並打孔上海…） I』m 豬八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!
趙紅玉： 八戒！ I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔獸爭霸 and dota!!
馮芳： I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it』s a dream deeply rooted in the dream! Oh!!嫦娥！！！ I miss you!!!!
孔上海： oh??? 高翠蘭is there.
馮芳： where? Where? 翠蘭！！I』m coming!!
（馮芳馬上跑了過去，趙紅玉追了過去 邊喊 八戒！八戒！）孔上海： a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥。
第四幕：緊箍
（馮傑 丁宗玉上場）
馮傑： 丁宗玉， I』m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?
丁宗玉： oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I』m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !
馮傑： 丁宗玉， I trust you forever……
（馮傑，丁宗玉開始拿到冰激凌的盒子， 丁宗玉喂馮傑吃，此時孔上海上場，做四處張望狀）孔上海： 馮傑！ Where are you!! You are my girl!
（此時看到馮傑，丁宗玉 在親密， 孔上海 沖了過去）孔上海： 馮傑 ! You are here! I』m looking for you all night! （生氣 驚訝狀）who is he? Why will you get along with him?
馮傑： get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?
孔上海： no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? （此時孔上海上前想要解釋 不小心把馮傑推倒， 馮傑做倒地狀）…（此時丁宗玉 上前，一把打倒孔上海， 孔上海倒地）孔上海： 馮傑！ I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!
（此時 趙紅玉，馮芳上場 看到丁宗玉 做出驚訝狀 ）趙紅玉： Wukong（丁宗玉）！ Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!
丁宗玉： oh my god!!! Master tang … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?
趙紅玉： Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.（開始念緊箍咒）（丁宗玉 開始痛苦）
馮傑： No !! 丁宗玉！！ You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!
馮芳： Brother monkey! What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉： Oh no!! You silly pig!!! Wait!! Wait!!
（趙紅玉，馮芳 開始走了， 丁宗玉馬上追上）（音樂： 梁靜茹《可惜不是你》）
第五幕：
道具：優樂美
（孔上海 繼續倒在地上， 朱媛媛 走過來 扶起他）朱媛媛： You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海： Really? I』m sure you are the best girl for me（朱媛媛 拿出奶茶）
朱媛媛： Do you know who you are?
孔上海： I』m 孔上海！ Any wrong?
朱媛媛： No ! You are this !
孔上海： Am I just a milky tea?
朱媛媛： You are my 優樂美！！！
（背景音樂響起：《蒲公英的約定》前奏）
（兩人相扶而起，馮傑 進入視野，馮傑開始告白）（馮傑看到孔上海，朱媛媛在一起了，先頓了頓 然後走了過去）馮傑： I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海： And no second choice to get a better one.
The End
大學英語話劇劇本 （二）
《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
Scene1
（學校食堂里，下課鈴剛響）
Narrator:又一個上午過去了，食堂里迎來了新一輪的搶飯風暴。"襄樊學院廣播台提醒各位搶飯同學注意形象，注意排隊秩序".
（人潮湧進，餐桌上迅速被書和包佔領，賣飯窗口前排成N條長龍，A與B小跑上場）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:（看看手錶）25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't（指那堆擠來擠去的人）like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2
（A的辦公室內）
Narrator:果然，下午的聽力課上，A又睡著了，這次，她夢到了她的理想生活……（A坐在辦公桌前，秘書走進）
秘書：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
（秘書退至一旁，音樂老師推門進）
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：（拿著幾張CD）That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:（翻看CD）All right.Goodbye!（停頓片刻）The next one!（體育老師上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
體：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.
體：Good!Boys,come on!（演員上場，表演花式籃球，配樂）體：Are you satisfied?
A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
體：Ok.Have a good week!（體育老師下，秘書和服務員上）秘：A,It's time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下場，秘書上前整理書桌 ,A翻看雜志）秘：（整理完畢，打開文件夾）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.（飯菜送上）That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.（退場）
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的計算機課變成了網吧的實踐課，這不，只見她奔騰地沖進了奔騰網吧，用183邁的速度將上下樓搜了個遍，猛然地發現座無虛席，於是她又奔騰地沖出了奔騰網吧，劍一樣地射進了183.她今天的任務是練好勁舞團！
（A跑進網吧，找台電腦迅速坐下，開始游戲。音樂起，表演真人版勁舞團）（數分鍾後）
A:（伸個懶腰）So great that my computer's homework has finished.
Scene4
Narrator:就這樣，A無憂無慮地度過了大學四年，終於到了要找工作的時候，A卻四處碰壁，聽到的最多的一句話莫過於——面試官：（很禮貌地請A離開）I'm so sorry!
（A那著簡歷，垂頭喪氣地從台上走了一圈，腦海中不停回響那句話"Narrator:I'm so sorry……"）Scene5
（聽力考試的考場上，老師開始收卷，發現A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的聽力測試要結束了，A的夢也該 醒了……老師：（很不耐煩地拍拍桌子，發現A仍然沒醒，然後提高音量）Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:（換個睡覺姿勢）En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.（抓起試卷遞上去）老師：（看到空白的試卷，搖搖頭）I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
（下課鈴響，老師無奈離開，同學們紛紛沖出教室，只有B還等著A）B:Hey!（看錶）You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:（剛剛清醒）Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!（歡呼）It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around（歡快語氣）。
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音樂起）~The End~
大學英語話劇劇本 （三）
by Betty Liao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:
（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn』t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn』t like to be blamed.
（T）Tida - He doesn』t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
（M）Mancy-She is George』s girlfriend. She doesn』t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie』s feelings.
（A）Annie -She is Mancy』s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy』s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn』t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ
（In Girls』 Dorm）
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything』s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let』s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）M: We』re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don』t like each other.
SceneⅡ
（Boys』 Dorm）
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What』s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you』re sad, you』re the only one that』s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can』t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It』s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
（George and Mancy just keep talking.）
M: George, you』re so humorous.
T: （hits the desk） No more talking.
（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.）
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it』s Annie. Where are you? I』ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
M: I』m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I』m with …George……A: It』s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we』ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
（In class）
K: Sorry, I』m late.
（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）K: Why did you lock me out? I could』t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It』s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn』t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I』m not happy about that. Please don』t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I』d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes…
A: Mancy, I』m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don』t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can』t play my computer games well.
（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）Scene Ⅳ
（On the road）
M: Where are we going?
G: We』re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You』ll be very interested in it.
M: Wow, I』m so excited. But you』re riding too fast.
G: That』s OK.
Oh, no! （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）SceneⅤ
（In the hospital）
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I』m OK. Don』t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I』m so sorry.
M: No, don』t say that.
G: But the surprise …
M: That』s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
（In the boys』 dorm）
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I』m fine, but it hurts a lot
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That』s so exciting!
K: But it』s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken』s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I』ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You』re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.本文轉自 http://www.coffbar.comT : That』s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we』re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
（In the girls』 dorm）
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we』re best friends.
A: Thanks, I』ll treat you to dinner…
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
❺ 求大學四人美劇英語表演劇本！跪求！！！
傲慢與偏見
Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
伊麗莎白：我原以為你在倫敦。
Mr. Darcy: No... No. I''m not.
達西：不...不，我不在那。
Jane Bennet: Yes. A thousand times yes.
簡：是的，一千次說是的。
Caroline Bingley: I can''t help thinking that at some point someone is going to proce a piglet and we''ll all have to chase it.
卡羅琳：我忍不住不去想在某個地方某人也許會弄出一直小豬來，我們都必須去追逐它。
Caroline Bingley: Goodness, did you walk here Miss Bennet?
卡羅琳：謝天謝地，你是在這兒散步嗎本尼特小姐？
Elizabeth Bennet: I did.
伊麗莎白：是的。
Caroline Bingley: Charles. You cannot be serious.
卡羅琳：查爾斯。你不能這么嚴肅。
Jane Bennet: He is just what a young man ought to be.
簡：他只是一個年輕人通常會這么做的。
Charlotte Lucas: Mr. Collins and I are engaged.
夏洛特：科林斯先生和我訂婚了。
Elizabeth Bennet: Engaged?
伊麗莎白：訂婚？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes.
夏洛特：是的。
Elizabeth Bennet: To be married?
伊麗莎白：就要結婚了？
Charlotte Lucas: Yes, Lizzie, what other kind of engaged is there? Oh, for heaven''s sake, Lizzie, don''t look at me like that. There is no earthly reason why I shouldn''t be as happy with him as any other.
夏洛特：是的，麗滋，難道還有別的訂婚嗎？哦，老天保佑，麗滋，不要那樣看著我。並沒有任何世俗的理由，為什麼我不能和別人一樣和他在一起幸福。
Elizabeth Bennet: But he''s ridiculous.
伊麗莎白：但是他很可笑。
Charlotte Lucas: Oh hush.
夏洛特：哦閉嘴。
Mr. Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
達西先生：我愛你。最熱烈地。請接受我的手。
Elizabeth Bennet: Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have caused you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.
伊麗莎白：先生，我很欣賞你經歷過的掙扎，並且我很抱歉引起你的傷痛。相信我，這些都是無意而為的。
Mr. Darcy: Is this your reply?
達西先生：這就是你的回答？
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes, sir.
伊麗莎白：是的，先生。
Mr. Darcy: Are you... are you laughing at me?
達西先生：你是...你是在嘲笑我嗎？
Elizabeth Bennet: No.
伊麗莎白：不。
Mr. Darcy: Are you *rejecting* me?
達西先生：你是在拒絕我嗎？
Elizabeth Bennet: I''m sure that the feelings which, as you''ve told me have hindered your regard, will help you in overcoming it.
伊麗莎白：我很相信這種感覺，當你告訴我有礙於你的尊重，這會幫助你克服過去的。
Mr. Darcy: Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?
達西先生：我可以問為什麼嗎，禮貌性地戴著一點點努力，我因而就被拒絕了？
Elizabeth Bennet: And I might as well enquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgment.
伊麗莎白：並且我可能也想知道為什麼，這對我是如此明顯的一個侮辱，你選擇是告訴我你喜歡我還是反對你自己更好的決定吧。
❻ 求一個關於大學生活的英語話劇劇本，急急急
olor=Red][size=4][b]中英文雙語話劇《新梁祝外傳》劇本[/b][/size][/color][b]旁白[/b]：話說梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁�6�1路德�6�1金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文「I have a dream 」）。祝英台一心夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為BBC主持人（旁白暫停，祝英文「this is BBC….）最終祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英台臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英台纏綿告別。L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I』ll miss you so much.！Z: I love you, too! Don』t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I』ll marry you as soon as I』m back. Wait for me just for two years.L: I』ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I』ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo[b]旁白[/b]：一周以後，祝英台從美國打來越洋電話。L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I』m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you』d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon?Z: Because I』ll get married.L: Married ? to who?Z: To 英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I』ll give you some color to see see. I』ll kill you! I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha[b]旁白[/b]：祝英台的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發下毒誓：不殺祝英台誓不為人。於是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和GRE。當然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。 I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.[b]旁白[/b]：一年之後，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英台的下落。終於在紐約街頭找到他當年的愛人祝英台，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I』m Liang Shanbo. I』m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.L: You! Get out of here!M: 電話來了。Hello, I』m in wuhan. Ok ok I』ll come right nowZ: Please don』t go. Just stay, please. He』ll kill me.M: I know! But if I stay, he』ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?M: Sorry, I』m not good at 葵花寶典. I』m just good at 新華字典。 Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you』d love me forever. Don』t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I』ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can』t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾經Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn』t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really?Z: Oh, of course. Please don』t kill me!!!!L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don』t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You hear this. I 『m sorry. But don』t worry , I』 ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we』ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)(sing) Z: 親愛的你別殺我 殺了我你也沒有好結果L： 親愛的我也不想殺 可是大家非得要我殺
❼ 急求大學生英語劇本,四個人表演,時間在5分鍾左右,內容活潑有趣,急急急!懸賞10分,令我非常滿意再加分.
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
❽ 求英語情景劇劇本，大概10分鍾，最好有關大學校園生活的，內容積極，不要惡搞，搞笑點沒事。
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me![Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.)Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.❾ 大學英語課上的小短劇，三分鍾，四個人，題目是關於日常大學生活的，謝謝
《不屈的生命》校園勵志話劇劇本
人物：艾新（美院學生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院長
開場：艾新坐在舞台中央，旁邊一張醒目的招牌：免費畫像。艾新抱著一塊畫板，耳朵上夾著一支鉛筆，低
頭沉思著什麼。
場外音：某星期天下午，市中心廣場。
一面容憂愁的女士走過來，想要坐下，又有些猶豫。艾新抬起頭，微笑著請女士坐下，她才很勉強地坐下了
，並下意識地捋了一下有些亂的頭發，顯得有些局促不安。艾新示意她放鬆，隨後將畫板擱在自己的雙腿上
，取下耳朵上的鉛筆，開始作畫，他畫畫的動作很灑脫，透出專業和自信。
艾新：你好象很不開心？
女士：你怎麼知道？
艾新：我是學畫畫的，這點觀察力還是有的。
女士：（有點想哭）我不開心和你有什麼關系？
艾新：對，本來我們之間是沒有什麼關系，我只是希望我看到的每個人都能快快樂樂的。
女士：（略為所動，但還是有些猶豫，良久）那，那我問你一個問題？
艾新：你問吧！
女士：你，你覺得我是不是――長得――特別難看？（又捋了捋頭發，很緊張地等待著回答，顯然這個答案
對她來說很重要）
艾新：不，誰說的？誰這么沒有眼光？你蠻好看的。
女士：（發自內心的一笑，但馬上又收起笑容）你騙我！
艾新：我沒有騙你，你長得真的很有特點，很象一幅很有名的油畫里的女子，尤其是眼神，那種淡淡的憂郁
，有一種飄忽不定的高貴的氣質。太象了，哦！想起來了，是陳易飛的一幅油畫，名字叫《憂郁的秋天》，
畫的是一位美麗的女子，憑窗而望，思念遠方的心上人。就因為那眼神，這幅畫還獲得過國際大獎呢？
女士：是嗎？（從包里翻出一面小鏡子，顧影自憐起來，很快又收起來）你是美院的學生吧？
艾新：是啊，我是美術學院的
女士：搞藝術的就是不一樣，看東西就比一般人准！
艾新：呵，過獎過獎！
女士：其實我――我一直是一個很自卑的人，害怕與別人交往。
艾新：那又何必呢？其實每個人都有自己的閃光之處，只是有些人的明顯，比如漂亮的臉蛋，勻稱的身材，
有些人的優點隱藏在他們的外表之後，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，優雅的氣質……我倒覺得後者更為持
久更為可貴。
女士：話雖這么說，可是世人的眼光……
艾新：為什麼要去管別人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！
艾新已經將畫完成，但並沒有馬上將畫交給女士。
艾新：我有個請求？
女士：啊？什麼請求？
艾新：你可以把這幅畫送給我嗎？要不，我再給你畫一張？
女士：（趕快搶過畫）那可不行！（拿著畫細細地端詳著，不覺會心地一笑，自言自語：真的很好看呢。慢
慢將畫卷好，將手背在身後，咬著嘴角）謝謝你啊！
艾新：不用客氣！
女士：那，那再見！（踏著輕快的步伐離去）
艾欣：再見
望著遠去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什麼心事。
一男子出場。一邊走一邊打著手機
男子：什麼？他們突然不簽了！損失了多少？一百多萬？（一隻手在頭上撓著）什麼？銀行的張行長又來催
帳了？最遲這個月底？媽呀，這筆生意沒做成，到月底哪兒弄錢去！好好好，你自個兒看著辦吧，別來煩我
！（關上手機，走了兩步，手機又響了）喂，找誰？打錯了！（生氣地關掉，馬上又響了）你有病……哦！
老婆啊！（聲音變得柔和起來）你在哪兒？在紐約啊，好好，什麼！在紐約？老婆你別開玩笑了，我現在煩
著呢！沒開玩笑！？（愕然）你在那兒干嗎？你不是去上海的同學家了嗎？怎麼轉眼就到了英國了，啊？美
國。什麼？你說大聲點！我聽不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一點倒下，艾欣趕緊過去
扶著他）
艾新：先生，你沒事吧？你先坐會？
男子：坐會？哦，坐會，是該――坐會了。（坐下，雙眼發直）
艾新：你怎麼樣？不要緊吧？（男子摸著額頭，神情木然）
艾新：先生你坐直了，我給你畫張像吧，
不收錢的。
男子：畫像？哦，畫像，畫吧，年輕人，就給我畫張――畫張遺像吧！（往椅子後背上一躺，雙眼緊閉）
艾新：先生你可真會開玩笑！
這時，一位學者模樣的老人悄悄地站在他們旁邊，看著艾新畫畫。
艾新：（開始畫畫）哎，先生你的長相，挺奇怪的，頭部的比例好象，好象不大對呀。
男子：（睜開眼）不對！我今天到底是怎麼啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，現在連我的長相也不對！呵呵！好
啊，好，不對就不對吧！反正活著也沒有什麼意思了。
艾新：先生你別著急，你聽我慢慢給你分析，我們搞美術的都知道一種說法，就是三庭五眼。所謂三庭就是
說從人的發際到眉心，從眉心到鼻底，從鼻底到下巴，長度是相等的。但你看看，你的發際到眉心那一段，
就是額頭，是不是明顯地比其他兩段長一些……
男子：（急忙打斷）那又怎麼樣？
艾新：我研究過曾國藩關於相面的一本傳世奇書《冰鑒》，按照上面的說法，這樣的人大都聰慧敏捷，才智
過人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，還要遭受巨大的變故，事業和婚姻都可能出現大的危機啊
！
男子：（又閉上眼，向後一仰，下意識地摸著自己的額頭）難怪啊！我就老覺得這大腦門兒不對勁，（站起
朝著艾新）你說我爸媽怎麼就給我這樣一個大腦門兒呢？
艾新：我還沒有說完呢，書上還說，在這場大的挫折之後，這個人如果怨天尤人，灰心喪氣，這輩子很可能
就一蹶不振了，但如果他能繼續拼搏，重整河山，憑他的天分，還會有驚人的成就，後福不可限量啊？
男子：啊？！重整河山？哼，我怕是沒有那力氣了。
艾新：怎麼沒有？你看（將畫遞過去）你多精神！
男子：（看著畫，自言自語）這――是我嗎，（眉頭緊鎖，象在思考什麼，良久，象突然頓悟，握住艾新的
手，激動地）小夥子，你真是一語點醒夢中人啊！你說得對，這點挫折算什麼，連這點打擊都承受不起，我
還算什麼大男人？我要重整旗鼓！我要重整旗鼓！（下場）
（男子走後，艾新疲憊地摸著頭坐下，那老者輕輕地坐在他的對面。艾新注意到旁邊的老者，趕快強打起精
神。）
艾新：老人家，您也要畫像？
院長：畫吧（慈祥地看著艾新）你每個星期天都在這里畫？
艾新：哦，差不多有兩年了吧！
院長：那為什麼呢，還是免費的？
艾新：一方面為別人做點事情，另一方面嘛，也能提高自己的繪畫水平，您看，我給你們免費畫像，你們也
不是在為我免費做模特嗎？
院長：（笑著）你還真會算帳。小夥子，你也給我看看相如何？
艾新：（也笑了）嗨！老人家，我哪兒會看什麼像，剛才那些話，都是我瞎編的。
院長：那又為什麼呢？
艾新：為了讓他快樂點，為了讓他仍然對生命充滿熱情和希望。
院長：你對每個人都是這樣嗎？
艾新：在我眼中，世界上的每一個生命都是造物主的恩賜，都應該快快樂樂，但這只是我的希望而已，生命
中――總會有痛苦和不幸。
院長：那，那你自己呢？你――快樂嗎？
艾新：我？（猛地一怔，抬頭看著老者）我快樂啊！很快樂。哎，老人家有些面熟啊！
院長：哦？是嗎？（良久）小夥子，你看這陽光，多好啊！
艾新：是啊！
院長：你說烏雲，它能遮擋住這陽光嗎？
艾新：（抬頭看看面前的老人，覺得他的問題很奇怪，似乎並不是一般人）烏雲終將散去的。
一陣沉默。艾新將畫給她。
艾新：老人家，您看還行吧？
院長：（並沒有馬上回答，靜靜地看著）從專業的角度上，你的畫幾乎是完美的，無論是解剖還是透視，還
是明暗對比，都是無可挑剔的，但有一點，小夥子，不知你發現沒有？
艾新：是嗎？（驚疑地看了看面前的這位老人，更覺得面熟，又仔細地看著畫）
院長：盡管你一直想把快樂帶給別人，但你自己的心裡卻並不快樂，你看你的筆觸，那麼沉重，我能從你的
筆觸里感受到你內心的矛盾和痛苦。（艾新驚得手中的鉛筆掉落地上）
艾新：啊？您是？（彎身撿鉛筆）
院長：何中立。
艾新：何中立？（吃驚，又很興奮）院長！難怪您這么面熟，您怎麼會？
院長：我首先要告訴你一個好消息，你的那？
幅油畫《不屈的生命》，已經入選第十八屆巴黎國際繪畫展，這
是我國美術作品近十年來首次入選。這不僅是我們學院的無限光榮，也是我國美術界的光榮。祝賀你啊，艾
新！（握住艾欣的手）
艾新：是嗎！太好了（由興奮又轉入沉鬱）院長，其實我一直想做您的學生……
院長：你已經是我的學生了。你已經被保送為我的研究生了，下學期一開學……
艾新：（搶過）下學期？還有幾個月？（掰著手指）我，我怕是沒有――下學期了（眼淚奪眶而出）
院長：不，你不僅有下學期，還有很長很長的人生路，跟我走吧艾新。（拉起艾新的手）
艾新：走，去哪兒？
院長：去，去醫院啊！
艾新：醫院？我，可是……
院長：我是今天早上才接到醫院的電話，知道你――知道你患了白血病，你為什麼要瞞著大家！
艾新：我……
院長：我知道你是怎麼想的，你對別人有愛心，怎麼對自己就沒有愛心了，白血病不是不治之症啊，剛才我
召集全校教師開了一個緊急會議，決定在明天，就是明天，搞一個美院師生作品拍賣會，所得的錢首先作為
你的醫療費用，所有的人都舉手同意的。另外同學們也都知道了，好多同學都主動要求為你捐獻骨髓……
艾新：院長，我該怎麼感謝大家？
院長：走吧（拉著艾新的手），象你畫中的那棵樹一樣，要有不屈的生命！
❿ 急求大學英語情景劇，4人或5人的，勵志加點搞笑，英語課堂上表演用的。謝謝
英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）
小松鼠：（軟翻上）
小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don』t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You』d better go and prepare for it.
你們最好快去做准備工作吧！
小猴：Look, I』m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排練嗎？（准備前滾翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don』t play any more.
你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。
小松鼠：Let』s go! Little monkey! 我們走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我們一起走嗎？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I』m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I』ll be back soon.
謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。我馬上就回來。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等會見！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美麗的孔雀。 你在哪裡？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I』m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什麼？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don』t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I』m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你願意一起參加嗎？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我從不和醜陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（對觀眾）
他們太可怕了。 並且你所有的朋友都和你一樣醜陋。你們說呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That』s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。 這對你不好。 雖然我們並不漂亮。
We』ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！並請參加我們的音樂劇吧！
We all like your dance.我們都喜歡你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I』ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我從不為醜陋的人跳舞。 並且我不需要你們的幫助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀……
孔雀：（打斷狐狸的話）Don』t say any more. You ugly fox.
你別說了，醜陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。
孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。
大灰狼：（自言自語）I』m so hungry. I』m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太餓了。 我太餓了。 那些小精靈們團結的那麼緊。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我聽說他們又搞什麼森林音樂會。 我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。
I』m so hungry. Oh, there』s a big hole in the tree.
What』s in it? Is there something for me?
我太餓了。 哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那裡面有什麼呢？有什麼可吃的呢？
Oh, what』s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won』t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什麼？一隻美麗的孔雀。 我想我不會再餓肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那兩只結實的胳膊。他們定是美味的。
孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who』s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什麼？你想干什麼？
大灰狼：Aha! I』m your good friend. Don』t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 別害怕。
孔雀：I haven』t got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That』s OK! Otherwise I』ll have no such a chance.
這就對了！否則的話我怎麼會有這樣的機會呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一隻大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I』m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你說對了。 我太餓了。 你是我豐盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don』t run away. My little dear!
別跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
聽！誰在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 誰在喊救命？
（幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it』s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let』s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一隻狼正在追趕她。 我的朋友們，讓我們快去幫她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (聲音漸弱，倒下，狼正要撲過去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I』ll kill you.
滾開！小東西！滾開！要不我就殺了你。
鹿：If you don』t want to die. You』d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的話。 你最好馬上離開這兒。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饒了我吧！ 饒了我吧！
鹿：Don』t bully us again.
以後不許再傷害我們的朋友。
大灰狼：I won』t.! I won』t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 謝謝你！謝謝你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don』t cry any more ! 別哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
讓我給你檢查一下，沒事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美麗的孔雀，讓我來幫助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
謝謝你們，讓我成為你們的朋友吧！讓我為你們表演最美的舞蹈。
眾：Welcome! Welcome ! 歡迎歡迎！
鹿：Now let』s go and have our forest concert.
現在讓我們一起去開森林音樂會吧！
眾：Ok! Let』s go together!
好！我們走！