五人英語電影台詞劇本

『壹』 英語短劇劇本五個人的幽默的帶翻譯

英語短劇劇本1
Three Times』 Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆
B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，遞給S)
S: Look,master (湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (縮手)I』ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can』t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn』t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(兇相)?
E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don』t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master』s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let』s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《鬥地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you?
T: I』m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准備開電網門)
S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don』t……
T:It』s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,I』m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出現)Hm!Sun Wukong, I』ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地屍體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看後面是什麼，T擋)
S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, I』ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身後，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2屍體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I』ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，離去)（音樂，營造 「假」悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出現) Ha,ha,ha!(三屍體B1,B2,B3在B招手後「飄」走)
T: （驚）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B後，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police.
N: (搖醒B)You are under arrest .(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
(謝幕)

『貳』 求3-5分鍾五人配音英語電影片段，初中水平，台詞盡量簡單！！！

網路網盤下載地址: 密碼:k4tc The.Lion.King.1994.010050-011550.no-dialog.chs_eng.mp4 消人聲、保留背景音樂，嵌入中英字幕。 開始台詞: Isn'tthisagreatplace? 結束台詞: andnoweveryoneknowswhy!

『叄』 5人英語話劇劇本有哪些

英語話劇劇本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英語劇本，公交車上的故事，適合大學生活，關於愛和臭腳的故事。

Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui

Boy B,Old woman,

Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.

(The two boys continue to sleep.)

Female student C: We should find a seat for her.

Female students A & B: Yes.

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)

Female student C: What should we do?

Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.

Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!

All: (startled)Ah!

Female student B: What happened?

Female student C: Why did you scream?

Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy B falls asleep.)

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?

Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?

Female student A: Well, we've tried.

Female student B: The young man is really brash.

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?

Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)

Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.

Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.

Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.

Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.

(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)

Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.

Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)

Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees

Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?

Boy A: What?

Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?

Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.

Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?

Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?

Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)

Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!

Boy A: I didn't mean it.

Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.

Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!

Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.

(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)

Boy A: It's not my day today.

Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.

Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed.

Boy B: Older people know more than us.

Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.

(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)

Female student C: (surprised) You.....

(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)

Old woman: You have nice hips.

Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.

Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.

Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.

Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.

Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.

(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman

up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.

Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands.

Boy B: (startled) What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.

Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.

(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)

Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too.

Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)

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『肆』 五人英語搞笑話劇劇本

五人英語搞笑話劇劇本

話劇是以對話方式為主的戲劇形式，於19世紀末20世紀初來到中國。與傳統舞台劇、戲曲相區別，話劇主要敘述手段為演員在台上無伴奏的對白或獨白，但可以使用少量音樂、歌唱等。下面為大家帶來五人英語搞笑話劇劇本，快來看看吧。

演話劇的時候需要劇本，同學們，下面就是適合五個人的話劇劇本，請看：

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，車主 旁白 經紀人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I』m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說 （趴在講台上睡）

（進入夢鄉）

旁白：In her dream……

(上台擺兩個凳子，A做一個)

A：Oh, it』s a fine day. (假裝看天) (然後突然不經意的拿起一本書翻看)

明星：(上台)：Oh, it』s a fine day. (然後坐凳子)

(A看著看著書，就不經意的往旁邊看，然後再看看書，突然感覺不對勁，在意外的往旁邊看，看到了自己最喜愛的那個明星，十分激動，不敢相信這是真的)

A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激動地說不出話)

明星：（隨意的回答） Yes, what』s wrong?

A: I』m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激動，後面講到廁所時，還有點不好意思)

(當明星聽到廁所時，很驚訝)

明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有點嫌棄)

A: Can you give me your signature?

(講到簽名，明星就興奮了)

明星：Ok ,of course!

A：（大聲喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______』s signature

(突然，兩個人跑過來，B把A給推開瞭然後兩人問明星要簽名)

B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(兩人搶著，A一人孤零零的.站在旁邊，)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱頭痛哭，邊走邊哭，然後走到睡覺的那個地方，恢復原來的樣子，還有點啜泣)

A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it』s just a dream , but ,it』s a bad dream.

It』s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don』t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上場，走在對面，也在欣賞某些東西)

A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激動)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don』t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正當他准備過馬路時，車主做開車動作來了，將要撞A，A很害怕)

車主：Look out!

Aon』t come here, don』t come here!(閉著眼睛) (車主迅速下台)

（A突然站起來，睜開眼睛）

A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can』t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴著又睡)

旁白：In her third dream

(明星在簽名，A前面有B, C)

經紀人：One by one,Don』t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

（到B）

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星：Thank you

(B下，C上)

C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星：Sure.

(兩人抱了一下)

（到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I』m so excited

(明星面目有點難受的樣子，手捂著肚子)

明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(難受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(過來一會兒)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

經紀人對A說：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can』tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (傷心地離開，走到睡著的地方)

（突然起身）

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下鍾，表情驚訝) It』s near 8 o』clock .I can』t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!

話劇名稱由來

一種以對白和動作為主要表現手段的戲劇。最早出現在辛亥革命前夕，當時稱作「新劇」或「文明戲」。新劇於辛亥革命後逐漸衰落。「五四」運動以後，歐洲戲劇傳入中國，中國現代話劇興起，當時稱「愛美劇」和「白話劇」。它通過人物性格反映社會生活。話劇中的對話是經過提煉加工的口語，必須具有個性化，自然，精煉，生動，優美，富有表現力，通俗易懂，能為群眾所接受。郭沫若的《屈原》、老舍的《茶館》，曹禺的《雷雨》，蘇叔陽的《丹心譜》等，都是我國著名的話劇。

話劇是在20世紀初才由外國傳入中國的。1907年由中國留學日本東京的曾孝谷據美國小說改編的《黑奴籲天錄》，是中國早期話劇的第一個劇本。現代著名話劇家有郭沫若、曹禺、洪深、田漢、老舍等。

19世紀末20世紀初，中國社會經濟政治的變化推動了戲劇運動的發展，戲曲領域里出現了全國規模的改良運動。同時，在日本新派劇和歐洲戲劇的影響下誕生了中國早期話劇，當時叫新劇，又稱作文明戲。新劇興起於辛亥革命前夕，後經中國早期話劇奠基人任天知領導的進化團總結這一新興劇種的經驗，探索創新，並吸收外來營養加以發展，從而形成了完整的格局。早期的優秀劇目有《家庭恩怨記》《社會鍾》《空谷蘭》《梅花落》《珍珠塔》《恨海》等。

到1928年，經著名的戲劇家洪深提議，將這種主要運用對話和動作表情來傳情達意的戲劇樣式定名為「話劇」。從此，這個由西方傳入中國的劇種，才有了一個大家認可的正式名稱。

『伍』 英語話劇劇本5人

《應聘》
2個考官，3個應聘者
（某公司招聘推銷主管）
應聘者：龍民：一個農業養殖戶，泰有才：一個沒有社會背景的高才生，貞有權：一個官家子弟。
泰有才（背這手，度著步子，抬著頭思索狀）：歲月不留人，時間飛逝過，如今的市場，我也來競爭
貞有權（西裝革履，大步走上）：根據本人的調查，在這個競爭日益激烈的市場，要求一份好的工作的確很難，同志們吶，為了生存我也來此應聘了。
第一個考官說：你們都是來應聘的，我們公司要的是推銷方面的人才，要麼有學歷，要麼有經驗你們都是有學歷的人。。
（突然從門外闖近來一個破爛衣服的人，跑得太急差點摔倒）
闖近來的農民邊撓頭邊憨厚的說：大姐，對不起，俺遲到了
（副考官怒火直冒）：誰是你大姐`？本姑娘才一支花的年齡！！誒？怎麼會突然冒出這么個人出`！
（龍民驚訝的看著考官說）：大姐？俺村沒一支一支的花只有一大把一大把的`！（做誇張的，用抱的姿勢來形容花多）
（副考官捏緊拳頭強忍怒火的樣子說）：好了。現在開始自我介紹，把你們的姓名，住址，年齡，民族，生日，性別，婚姻狀況，學歷。。。。報上來
（3個應聘者作驚訝狀）（主考官笑笑說）：不用這么多，把你們的名字和學歷經驗報上來就行
貞有權：這才差不多，否則我還以為到派出所了`！
泰有才：我叫泰有才，泰國的泰，本人碩士畢業，經過學校文化的熏陶，經過社會的磨礪，經過人生的考驗，我來到了貴公司應聘。我將把我的知識為公司推銷，用我的文化來推銷，把世界觀，價值觀，榮辱觀帶到公司的整體利益中來。。。。
副考官：停停停，羅嗦，下一個！（泰有才扶了扶眼鏡，把頭一昂退了退）
貞有權：我叫貞有權，貞德的貞。我畢業於那個什麼h大，由於社會的競爭，恩，是吧，我來到了這個公司，然後呢，我想竟聘這個職位，我的話說完了，謝謝各位
（中間考官動作自己加）
龍民：俺叫龍民，一條龍的龍（全場暴笑）俺別的沒有，就是經驗豐富，具體有啥經驗請聽下回分解。
貞有權：到底是龍民，名字都取得這么農民
主考官:好了好了好了，開始提問
副考官：請問如果有一個漂亮的姑娘出現在你面前你要怎麼推銷自己讓她接受你？
龍民：考官，能不能不要？俺已經有媳婦了，俺怕俺媳婦不讓俺睡床。
（憤怒）副考官：假設，假設懂嗎`？！！
龍民：假設，哦。
泰有才：哎，真為沒知識的人感到悲哀。
泰有才：我會朗誦一首很有情調的詞，讓她臣服在我的文采之中
貞有權：我回叫所有交警在那位姑娘出現的地方大聲喊：美麗的姑娘：貞有權，真愛你
龍民：俺雖然還是怕但是俺也要把握機會，俺會說：大妹子，俺會做飯，俺會洗衣，俺會種地，俺還會帶娃，就是生不了娃，你幫俺生個胖娃，成不？
副考官：泰有才，你認為一首詩可以打動那位姑娘`？如果真那樣，那每天都會有很多老太太愛上你，因為你每天都說了很多話。你現在就去朗誦一首詩看能不能讓對面（賣臭乾子）{這一句可以用長沙話}的大媽接受你
副考官：貞有權，你說你可以叫所有的交警幫你，那好，你先一個人去街上找個姑娘大聲說你愛她，看她會不會說你神經病！

副考官：龍民，哎，就你那熊樣還開口就想別人姑娘給你生個娃啊？你以為別人是你家養的豬啊` 想生就生
副考官：既然是推銷自己就應該把對方當做堡壘攻下。
龍民：考官，現在是和平年代，哪來什麼堡壘啊，要是說現在要打鬼子的堡壘俺村的壯丁都早就操起鋤頭上了，還輪得上俺嗎？
副考官：哎，你這個人啊，這還是假設，假設！！誒，我就納悶了，龍民你憑什麼進的我們這應聘的？
龍民：俺有經驗啊（拍拍胸脯，昂起頭，作驕傲狀）
副考官：你有經驗？那你怎麼說得驢頭不對馬嘴的？
龍民（作委屈狀）：哪有，俺真的有經驗，你看啊，俺在家裡賣過雞，俺在村裡賣過豬，俺在鄉里賣過牛，又在城裡賣過血，這不都是經驗嘛,噢，對了當年我賣牛的時候還有個20出頭的小夥子對我說大叔你怎麼敢在大馬路上賣牛啊，你真是牛a與牛c中間那個，我就納悶那是什麼意思，到後來被城管逮了城管對俺說了句你真牛b。俺到現在還納悶，怎麼俺買個牛咋就成牛abc了？
（副考官低下頭沉默了一會）然後抬起頭說：俺覺得你可以回家再去賣血得了
龍民：考官，你說的不對，俺是在城裡賣的血不是在家，俺家沒那設備呢
副考官：哎`！（搖搖頭）
主考官：那現在你們認真說說覺得該怎麼推銷自己才能讓那姑娘接受自己呢？
龍民：俺覺得。。。
副考官：停，你不準說話，跟我蹲一邊去（龍民可憐巴巴的走到台邊）
貞有權：我覺得這問題有問題
副考官：廢話，沒問題它能叫問題嗎？
泰有才：我覺得這個問題有很大的探討價值，如果允許我給我的導師打個電話問問
考官們：你們。。。。
主考官：為什麼你們就覺得這個問題就那麼難呢？
龍民，泰有才，貞有權，：這問題不好{龍民從台邊站了起來}
副考官惡狠狠的說：龍民誰叫你起來了，繼續回去蹲好
龍民灰溜溜的蹲了下去，雙手抱頭
副考官：這問題怎麼就不好了？
（龍民又站了起來並走到台前）龍民說：那考官你願意把自己賣了嗎？
副考官：誰叫你把自己賣了啊？
龍民說：推銷自己不就等於賣了自己嗎？考官你願意把自己賣了嗎？
（考官怒，另外2位應聘者大笑）
主考官:你覺得你現在不像是商品嗎？生活在這個競爭激烈的環境中，有學歷的太多，有背景的也多。有經驗的更多，如果你不能把自己很好的推銷出去你覺得會有公司接受你嗎？剛考官只是打個比方，其實那女孩就是你正在尋找的工作，你不能讓那姑娘接受你就等於沒辦法讓你們尋找中的公司接受你，最終你們還是一無所有。希望你能夠明白。其實你們進來我們公司應聘之前我們就對你們做過詳細的調查。我們對你們已經有所了解，我們公司也正需要像你們這樣的人才，泰有才：學歷深厚，能為公司在說服顧客方面做很大貢獻。貞有權，遇事冷靜，很會使用個人人際關系來達到推銷目的。龍民，雖然你土了點知識少了點，我相信大部分老闆還是喜歡和老實人做生意的，起碼會很誠實。所以你們3個我們暫時錄用，試用期2個月。
（龍民，泰有才，貞有權驚訝）
泰有才：對不起，考官，我覺得這樣太不公平而且我相信我的學識，所以我希望4位考官能夠再給我們一個機會，我們要讓4位心服口服的錄用我們 主考官：很好，貞有權呢？
貞有權：我從來不知道服輸是怎麼寫的，我同意泰有才說的
（主考官笑笑）：恩（4位考官和前2位應聘這用懷疑的眼神看著龍民）
（龍民害怕的拱了拱手）：俺媳婦在俺出門時告訴俺，出來後要多和城裡人學，俺告訴你們俺很聽俺媳婦的話的，所以俺跟隨前面2位城裡大學生腳步走。
（所有人都笑了）
主考官：那麼明天同一時刻我們再次考察3位。（掌聲）

『陸』 5個人的英語劇本

五人英語話劇劇本-The Silber Swindle
5人 Actors:
Tavern Keepe:(男主角)
Young Man
Keeper's Wife(女主角)
Young Man
Old Man
Summary:
Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!

Narrator:
Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.
One day~

Scene I

(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)

Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.
Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.
Hunter 1: Let's eat.
Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too.
Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!
Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.
Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay?
T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.
Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.
T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.
Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.
(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs and
orders some food before checking out.)

O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?
T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.
O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!
T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!
(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)

Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?
O.M.: Fine. And you?
Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.
T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting.
Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.
O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?
Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business.
(The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)

O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips.
T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?
K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.
T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)
Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.
Your son

O.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.
K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.
T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us.
K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.
O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.
K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.
(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)

K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.
T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.
Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.
T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?
K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh I
T.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?
Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...
T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingo
Y.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.
T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.
Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.
T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.
Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple...
T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.
Y.M. 2: That's a deal.
Hunter 1: Let's go with him.
K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them
(Most of the customers go along.)

Scene II

(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)

T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.
O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.
(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)

T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.
O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.
T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.
O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.
T.K.: Let me show to you.
(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)

O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.
T.K.: I I this this...
Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out.
(Light dims out)

Scene III

(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)

K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you?
T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.
K.W.: What happened, my dear?
T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.
(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)

K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!
T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man.
K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.
T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,
K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?
T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet.
K.W.: (dismally) You! You!
(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.)
O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.
T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?
O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people.
(Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)

T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.
K.W.: Yes! Me too!
Scene IV

Traveler 4: May I get my bill?
T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service?
Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.
T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.
Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.
T.K.: Goodbye.
Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.
The End

『柒』 5人英語話劇劇本10分鍾左右

（道具：小床、門）
Mum: Tom get up !
Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy.
Mum: Good moring,Tom.
Mum: Breakfast is reday.
Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs.
Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face.
Tom: Yes, I will.
Mum: Brush your teeth.
Tom: All right.
Tom: Moring, Daddy.
Dad: Moring, dear.
Tom: I\'m hungry.
Mum: Have an egg, please.
Tom: Thanks, mummy.
I want some milk.
Mum: Here you are.
Tom: I\'m full.
Mum: Time to go to school.
Tom: Where is my school bag?
Mum: Here it is.
Are you ready?
Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy.
Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom.
（上學路上，一段跳舞的動作，配樂）
Tom: Hello WiWi.
WiWi: Hello Tom.
Tom: Are you going to school?
WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi.
Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane.
Jane : Are you going to school?
Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go.
（上課，鈴聲響，一段跳舞和做游戲，配樂）
Mr Xu: Now class begins.
Pupils: Stand up!
Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls.
Pupils: Hello Mr Xu.
Mr Xu : Sit down, please.
Are you all here?
Monitors: No.
Mr Xu: Let\'s count.
Pupils: One , two, three, four...ten
（咚咚咚）
May: May I come in?
Mr Xu: Come in, please.
May: Sorry, I\'m late.
Mr Xu: That\'s all right.
Don\'t be late again
Mr Xu: Let\'s play.
Show me one.
Pupils : (Show a ginger.)
Mr Xu: Clap two.
Pupils: (clap their hands).
Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try?
Puple : I can .
Mr Xu : Please.
(Happy new year!
Eyes and ears.
Trian is coming.
Fish where are you)
（看一下手錶）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls.
Pupils: Goodbye .
人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May

英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: 學校布景，做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)

M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What

『捌』 求簡單英語五人小品劇本，請看清下面的補充要求。在線等，挺急的。

搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本）
演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——
編劇： 攝影：
後期製作：
插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃
（場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上）
A: let』s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接開始）
B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足）
C:It's up to you .(看著A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，賣關子）
A：go on ，please（請求語氣）
D：we always 」going Dutch 「,.it『s time to enjoy someone』s treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(請求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！
我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，異口同聲）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is」 I'm Glad 「.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是「我很高興」。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，她說
（切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍）
旁白：Now, she said現在，她說
趙雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？
王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。
趙雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是誰呢？
王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 『Granny, I'm going home,』 and she said, 『Well, I'm glad』！是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：『奶奶，我要回家了。』她說：『啊，我很高興！』
（切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很開心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指著A說完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .」a gentle reminder」is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式）
雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"「親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？」
B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"「因此，你想交換座位嗎？」
（切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(對C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it『s your turn
C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is 「girl,oh little girl」題目是「讓人無奈的孩子」When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。一個星期六，我開始抗議了。
（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝）
： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."「好啦，你們兩個，」我嚴厲地說，「不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。」 （轉身要走），
雙：「come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "「來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。」
（切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(對D）only you left
D:i』m very afraid now,maybe I』ll fail it . Let me try .it』s 「A dollar per point」一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝）
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然後回到講台前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里並且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：「一分一塊錢。」The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。走到那個 旁，
田：」here are your test and $64 change「這是你的試卷還有64塊錢的找零。（邱大囧）
（切回場景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各種憋）
D:well,my treat(很無奈）OK，you win……i』ll buy it right now(走開）
（ABC終於放聲大笑，落幕）
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