五人英文話劇電影

A. 適合五個人表演的英語電影

Three Little Pigs 三隻小豬
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三隻小豬和他們的媽媽
their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東
Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他
Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍是
Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽
works all day. She helps her mother 做家務。
to do the housework.
Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經長大了，你們得
your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。去蓋間房。
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三隻小豬：好的，媽媽。再見。
Wolf: I』m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我餓了。看，三隻小豬可
for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們在干什麼？
Ding-Ding: I』m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹葉蓋房子。
Dong-Dong: I』m building a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹枝蓋房子。
Sister pig: But leaves aren』t strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹葉不牢固。樹枝也不
And sticks aren』t strong. 牢固。
Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it』s easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。但它很容易。
What are you doing, sister? 你在干什麼？
Sister pig: I』m building a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。
Brother pigs: Bricks! That』s very difficult. 豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。
Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很堅固。
……
Brother pigs: Oh, we』re finished. Let』s have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。我們打
a nap. 個盹吧。
Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房
is strong. 很堅固。
Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小豬，小豬，快開門！
Doors!
Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 豬哥哥：不開，不開。快走開。
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：這太容易了。樹枝和樹葉
aren』t strong. 都不牢固。
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和東
Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 東跑到龍龍家。
to Long-Long』s house.
Brother pigs: Help! Help! 豬哥哥：救命! 救命!
Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。
Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。狼來了，
is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進去。
Long-Long: Come in, please. Don』t worry. 龍龍：快進來。別擔心，我的
My house is strong. 房子很堅固。
Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們
Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。小豬，快把門打
the door! 開。
Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三隻小豬：不開，不開。快走開。
你這只惡狼。
Wolf: I』ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。
Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 講故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。
blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常堅固。
is very strong.
Wolf: I』ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！
Long-Long: Let』s boil the water. 龍龍：我們把水燒開。
Brother pigs: OK. 豬哥哥：好的。
Wolf: Oh, oh! It』s hot. It』s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好燙，好燙。
Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三隻小豬：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。
wolf is dead
Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 講故事者：從那以後，丁丁、東東
Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龍龍一起努力工作。
They work and play together. 他們一起工作，一起玩。

B. 適合五個人演的童話劇

1、《三隻小豬》：豬媽媽，豬哥哥，豬妹妹，豬小弟，大灰狼。

2、《小紅帽》：外婆、小紅帽、大灰狼、獵人、小紅帽的朋友。

3、《愛麗絲夢遊仙境》：愛麗絲、瘋帽子、白兔先生、女巫、衛兵。

4、《木偶奇遇記》：匹諾曹、老木匠、馬戲團老闆、鯊魚、仙子。

5、《綠野仙蹤》：桃樂西、稻草人、鐵皮人、獅子、黑女巫。

小紅帽劇本參考

C. 急需一個大一英語課堂搞笑話劇劇本，5人

英語話劇劇本《傻子春天》一個講述傻子好心有好報的故事。（第一幕）

場景：森林

（道具：椅子、草叢、樹、鴨）

（道具：籃子、麵包、胡蘿卜、

玉米、斧頭、笛子）

◎傻子坐在舞台上

※下音樂（森林狂想曲）

◎動物由兩邊後台進場

◎傻子和動物一起嬉戲

◎笛聲音樂起時，精靈蹦蹦

跳跳進場
對白：

（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、

鳥、精靈）

旁白：Long time ago, there's a idiot.

His name is Billy. He is too

stupid, so he doesn't have any

friends. He is always a lone,

but he likes to go to the forest.

There are many animals there.

One day, the idiot goes to forest.
字串2
There are birds, deers, rabbits

beside him.

Suddenly, There's a genius,Pook

jumped to him.

傻子：Hi ! The music is great.

Would you please to teaching

M me？【傻子作懇求狀】

精靈：Ok! No problem.

But I am hungry now.【精靈作飢餓狀】

傻子：Wait a minute! Here you are!【傻子拿出麵包】
精靈：ㄣ~~ delicious!

Thank you ! My name is Pook.

Nice to meet you.【精靈作好吃及滿足狀】【精靈脫帽示好】

傻子：My name is Billy.

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精靈：Do you like it?

精靈：Come on follow me. I will show you something.◎精靈開始教傻子吹笛
傻子：This tree?

精靈：Yes! Go on! Go on!

傻子：Wow! What a lovely ck.

精靈：You can have it.

This is a gift for you.

傻子：Thank you very much.【傻子取出鴉後十分驚喜】
字串3
※下音樂（森林狂想曲）

◎傻子拿著提籃及鴉子、和

精靈、動物們快樂退場
（第二幕）

場景：皇宮

（道具：椅子、城牆、）

（道具：矛、搏浪鼓、醫葯箱

、聽診器）

◎公主坐在舞台上

◎國王走來走去手足無措狀
◎公主面無表情、百般無聊

【國王非常驚慌焦急狀】
對白

（人物：國王、皇後、公主、侍衛、

御醫）國王：Smile! Please smile.國王：Oh my poor little girl.

Why do you never smile

What』s matter with you?

皇後：Please don』t worry my dear.

I have a good idea.

Where is the doctor?

國王：Oh yes! Doctor! Doctor!

Hurry up！Hurry up！

西御醫：Your Majesty!

Princess is very well.中御醫：I』m sorry. Maybe

she is just unhappy.國王：Get away and never

come here again.

皇後：No! I don』t believe.

What shall we do?

國王：All right! All right! 字串6

Don』t cry.

Anyway I will do my best.
◎國王對著天空宣誓

◎退場：

國王牽著皇後哭哭啼啼

公主冷漠

侍衛雄壯威武


第三幕）

場景：大街

（道具：菜籃、花籃、水果籃、

城牆、鴉、笛）※下音樂（土耳其進行曲）

◎大街人來人往熱鬧狀

對白：

人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）旁白：There are many people on this street,

is very noisy.侍衛：Pay attention please!

Pay attention please!

If anyone can make our princess

Laugh.

He can marry with her.

Our holy king will never regret!傻子：The princess is so beautiful.

She is my dream lover.

路人錚：Look him！

Such a dirty man.

He wants to married

Our princess.

路人雯：Don』t be silly.

It』s impossible.

傻子：Yes….they are right,

how can I get her?

It just a dream 字串9精靈：Don』t be sad my friend.

Trust me you can make it

路人潘：Oh the ck is so cute.

May I have a look?

Oh ~ The ck is stick on

my hands. I can』t put it down.

Somebody help me.

路人雯：Cool down! I』m coming!

路人錚：I』m coming! I』m coming!
第四幕）

場景：皇宮內外

道具：（鴉、笛、城牆）

※下音樂（森林狂想曲 ）

◎國王一行人站在城牆上

◎精靈領一排人上台

【公主忍不住大笑】

【皇後欣喜貌】

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對白：

人物：（3個路人、侍衛、傻子、精靈）

國王： Its noise what』s happening.

公主：It』s very funny

皇後：Look! she is laughing

My child is laughing

國王：Thanks God!

Take the man in.

侍衛：Yes my lord

國王：You made my daughter

happy.

What do you want? 字串3

I can give everything you

want

傻子：well……I think….I mean…….

If you don』t mind………

.

精靈：Please keep your words

皇後：Wait a minute !

No I disagree.

He is poor and stupid.

國王：Let me see.

公主：My dear father!

If you regret

Maybe I will never

Laugh in my whole life.

國王：Ok! ok! Please don』t do it

again. My sweet heart.

傻子：Would you married me?.

公主：Yes I do

精靈：It is wonderful.

I told you : trust me you

Can make it

旁白：So they got married.

謝幕:Evrey body....Thank you very much!!!

D. 誰幫我找一個很好的英語話劇 要6個人的

下面四篇——我學生上課演過，效果不錯。

The Gifts （禮物）英文話劇劇本
The Gifts （禮物）
4人短劇。由歐•亨利的短篇小說麥琪的禮物改編。

The Gifts

Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband, Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents. They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.
《臭腳的故事》英語話劇劇本
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。所以，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。
有一天她來到"香國" 。她發現，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。
有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國王和王後在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。國王和王後陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。
最後，他們就發現了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳，然後她將睡得很好。
最後王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
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Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to 「Fragrance Country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince』s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn』t sleep in 「Beauty Country」. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn』t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, she only had to smell the prince』s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to 「Fragrance country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I』m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I』m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don』t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what』s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It』s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he』s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I』m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what』s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It』s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can』t believe it!

SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It』s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can』t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don』t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It』s him.
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Prince: I can』t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!
Queen: Oh! Don』t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince』s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

Another day in paradise
Characters:
Angel: A chief broadcaster.
Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.
Anny』s father
Anny』s teacher
Anny』s classmates
Divide the stage into two parts.
On the left: Children』s ward, a chair, some flowers.
On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.
(幕啟，舞台左半亮，右半暗)
(The phone is ringing)
Old woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?
Old woman: Oh, I』m granny. I』m not mum.
Anny: I』m sorry.
（電話掛斷聲，撥號聲又起）
A young woman: Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?
Young woman: Are you joking? I』m not married.
（電話繼續響，右半舞台亮）
Angel: Hello!
Anny（鼓起勇氣）: I want mum. Is that mum?
Angel: Who』s that speaking?
Anny: I』m Anny, your Anny.
Angel: Anny？（充滿疑惑）。（略為思索後，用母親的聲調）Where are you?
Anny（彷彿遇見母親，忍不住哭起來）: Mum,（哭聲，欲語淚先流，又猛然驚覺）Mum, mum, I』m not crying.
Angel（安慰地，擔心地）: You are a nice little girl.
Anny: Mum, why don』t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved. Mum, don』t you miss me?
Angel（慈愛地）: Of course, I do. I do miss you?
Anny: Really?
Angel: Yes. I miss you so much.
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: En…
Anny: Mummy!
Angel: Yes?
Anny（笑若銀鈴）
(Angel 慈愛地笑，心略有所安)
Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don』t you come back? I』m ill.
Angel（關切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you?
Anny: Mummy, I』m in hospital now. I felt pain, but I didn』t cry. Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl. Then you won』t come back. Mummy, can you come back to see me? I』m waiting for you with no tears.
Angel: Anny, I』m, I』m not… Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推門入，見Anny在打電話，連忙奪過）
Dad: I』ve told you not to call anybody else.
（對著電話）Sorry, I』m really sorry. The child has disturbed you.
Angel: Never mind. I』m a mother, too. I understand her. May I know the truth?
Dad: Eh…, her mum isn』t here. So she called and called.
Angel: Where』s Anny』s mother? You divorced?
Dad: No, no. I hope she would come back. But…
Angel: You don』t trust in me? I』m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.
Dad（回頭看Anny）: Then, I』ll tell you the truth some other day.
Angel:All right.
(燈暗景換)
On the left: Anny』s sitting room.
On the right: Anny』s classroom.
（左右同時演繹）
Left:
Dad: Anny』s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago. She told me to hide the truth. This is the letter for Anny.
Right:
Teacher: Children, in this class. Let』s enjoy Anny』s composition 「A letter to mummy」.
(Angel, Anny同時，時空錯接，音樂起)
Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!
Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!
Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.
Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.
Angel: But this time, you can』t find me.
Anny: But this time, I can』t find you.
Angel: Baby, we have a date. When you are 14, you can find me.
Anny: Mummy, we have a date. Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.
Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long. I wonder if you have the courage to go on.
Anny: Mummy, don』t worry. I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.
Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.
Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long. I read it every night, again and again.
Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.
Anny: Mummy, I』ve known the truth. Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.
Angel: Anny, I』m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday. Is there anyone to love you all his life?
Anny: Mummy, I』ll never give up. I believe there is a call to the paradise. I will love Dad. I will love myself. I can fly with my own wings one day.
Angel: Anny, my dear.
Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way. There are no tears in paradise.
(燈亮，謝幕)

搞笑英語話劇劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》
5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

演員表：
西門吹雪
葉孤城
花滿樓
king
旁白

道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y與X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon』tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I』mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don』tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X搶過牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! !?
X:I』msureIwon』t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you』llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可憐狀: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The 「WC」?
Y:Oh,I see ,!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出紙屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin「WC」 now,ha……
H驚訝:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It』sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let』sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let』s go!
第二幕：無間道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音樂停）
X唱著上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(維語再見)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn』t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I』lltellyou「I love you」,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady』s「WC」!
Y:Ilikegoinglady』s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我愛你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What』sthemeaning? whyIalsocan』tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans「I love you」.
K:Don』t saythat「you love me」. I』!
X:What? (側耳裝著聽不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂著肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I』
haveavacation.
Y:That』s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where』ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady』s「WC」?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H頂著搖頭：X,no, no， youcan』tgotoLady』s 「WC」. ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI』mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI』mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady』s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I』maspy.
K驚訝: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X』wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (輕聲說)Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H撲倒在X的身邊：X,do』t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn』t resume !
(H忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，K嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起)
Y痛苦狀:don』tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I』m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I』ll never dothat again !(Y死，音樂停)
（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can』t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艱難的爬到X身邊死.音樂停。）

E. 英語劇本 帶翻譯5人

這個劇本是我帶著我的學生練過的，笑點比較多，你參考一下吧。

The Fox and the Tiger
旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?

One day, a new story happens.

(一)

琵琶彈奏：《金蛇狂舞》

場景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在後面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口氣後，將狐狸翻轉過來。

老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指著狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!

狐狸：(背過頭去，小聲地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?

(回過頭來，可憐地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顧右盼)

老虎：(疑惑地)But what?

狐狸：(推脫中)But…….(眼睛往遠處上下打量，迷戀狀，腳不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!

老虎：(一把將狐狸拽回來) What?

狐狸：(向遠處努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she』s there!

老虎：(傻呼呼，左右張望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda!(狐狸乘機溜走)(l老虎望著空空如也的手) I hate fox!(氣得上竄下跳)

狐狸：Aa ha ha ha

(二)

旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.

老虎在森林裡又遇到了溜達中的狐狸，又一下子沖上去把狐狸壓在爪下。

(琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。)

老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?

(先撫摩狐狸的頭發，再打量狐狸的腿)

狐狸：(回過頭去，表情像遇到鬼)Oh my God!(又回過頭來，非常可憐狀)(二胡《梁祝》響起)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂著臉痛苦地跪下)My mother says I』m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然躥起來) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?

老虎：(得意極了，做出各種健美展示姿勢)Of course. I』m a great animal. I』m proud of myself.

狐狸：(試探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 劉翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?

老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手將狐狸的腦袋推開)Look!(老虎一溜煙跑了起來)

狐狸：(揮揮手，遠遠望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配輕松得意的音樂)

(三)

旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.

老虎變聰明了躲在樹後面，一下子撲住了狐狸。

狐狸：(不解地)Who?

老虎：(意味深長地)Your old friend! Tiger!

狐狸：(裝傻地)Oh, haven』t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸幫老虎整理領子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服)

老虎：(陰險地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Delicious!(狐狸聽了腳抖)

狐狸：(打噴嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I』ve cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it』s all for your sake.

老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?

狐狸：(可憐巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I』m not a normal fox!

老虎：(不甘示弱地)I』m not a normal tiger, too.

狐狸：(娓娓道來) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。

老虎：(沒明白)果子狸？

狐狸：(一拍腦袋，假裝想起來)Oh, I forget, you can』t speak Chinese!

老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a foreign language is very important! I』ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟過來)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?

狐狸：果子狸。

老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？

狐狸：(點點頭)Yes!

老虎：(放開手，大叫著跑了)wa ya!(邊跑，邊擦手)

(四)

旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.

二胡演奏We are the champion

狐狸大搖大擺地走在前面，後面有兩個小嘍羅在敲背。一個小嘍羅敲得重了。狐狸把手一揮。Go! Go! Go! 將其趕走。

狐狸走在台中，大笑起來：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

期間，夾雜著老虎的哭聲

F. 英語話劇,和家庭紛爭有關，五人……拜託親們啦~

離婚拆散了許多家庭。
Divorce breaks up a lot of families.
如今有了更加有效的避孕方法，女性便可以規劃她們的家庭和事業。
With today's more efficient contraception women can plan their families and careers.
這是上流社會家庭尋求健康和靜謐的場所。
It was a place to which genteel families came in search of health and quiet.
我想，如今大家庭已經很少見了。
I think it's very rare to have big families nowadays.
我們的生活囿於工作、家庭和電視中。
Our lives are bounded by work, family and television.
弗洛伊德的病人的典型家庭結構是父母二人和兩個孩子。
The typical family structure of Freud's patients involved twoparents and two children

G. 五人英語搞笑話劇劇本

五人英語搞笑話劇劇本

話劇是以對話方式為主的戲劇形式，於19世紀末20世紀初來到中國。與傳統舞台劇、戲曲相區別，話劇主要敘述手段為演員在台上無伴奏的對白或獨白，但可以使用少量音樂、歌唱等。下面為大家帶來五人英語搞笑話劇劇本，快來看看吧。

演話劇的時候需要劇本，同學們，下面就是適合五個人的話劇劇本，請看：

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，車主 旁白 經紀人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I』m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——邊走邊說 （趴在講台上睡）

（進入夢鄉）

旁白：In her dream……

(上台擺兩個凳子，A做一個)

A：Oh, it』s a fine day. (假裝看天) (然後突然不經意的拿起一本書翻看)

明星：(上台)：Oh, it』s a fine day. (然後坐凳子)

(A看著看著書，就不經意的往旁邊看，然後再看看書，突然感覺不對勁，在意外的往旁邊看，看到了自己最喜愛的那個明星，十分激動，不敢相信這是真的)

A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激動地說不出話)

明星：（隨意的回答） Yes, what』s wrong?

A: I』m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激動，後面講到廁所時，還有點不好意思)

(當明星聽到廁所時，很驚訝)

明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有點嫌棄)

A: Can you give me your signature?

(講到簽名，明星就興奮了)

明星：Ok ,of course!

A：（大聲喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______』s signature

(突然，兩個人跑過來，B把A給推開瞭然後兩人問明星要簽名)

B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(兩人搶著，A一人孤零零的.站在旁邊，)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱頭痛哭，邊走邊哭，然後走到睡覺的那個地方，恢復原來的樣子，還有點啜泣)

A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it』s just a dream , but ,it』s a bad dream.

It』s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don』t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上場，走在對面，也在欣賞某些東西)

A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激動)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don』t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正當他准備過馬路時，車主做開車動作來了，將要撞A，A很害怕)

車主：Look out!

Aon』t come here, don』t come here!(閉著眼睛) (車主迅速下台)

（A突然站起來，睜開眼睛）

A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can』t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴著又睡)

旁白：In her third dream

(明星在簽名，A前面有B, C)

經紀人：One by one,Don』t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

（到B）

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星：Thank you

(B下，C上)

C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星：Sure.

(兩人抱了一下)

（到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I』m so excited

(明星面目有點難受的樣子，手捂著肚子)

明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(難受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(過來一會兒)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

經紀人對A說：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can』tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (傷心地離開，走到睡著的地方)

（突然起身）

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下鍾，表情驚訝) It』s near 8 o』clock .I can』t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!

話劇名稱由來

一種以對白和動作為主要表現手段的戲劇。最早出現在辛亥革命前夕，當時稱作「新劇」或「文明戲」。新劇於辛亥革命後逐漸衰落。「五四」運動以後，歐洲戲劇傳入中國，中國現代話劇興起，當時稱「愛美劇」和「白話劇」。它通過人物性格反映社會生活。話劇中的對話是經過提煉加工的口語，必須具有個性化，自然，精煉，生動，優美，富有表現力，通俗易懂，能為群眾所接受。郭沫若的《屈原》、老舍的《茶館》，曹禺的《雷雨》，蘇叔陽的《丹心譜》等，都是我國著名的話劇。

話劇是在20世紀初才由外國傳入中國的。1907年由中國留學日本東京的曾孝谷據美國小說改編的《黑奴籲天錄》，是中國早期話劇的第一個劇本。現代著名話劇家有郭沫若、曹禺、洪深、田漢、老舍等。

19世紀末20世紀初，中國社會經濟政治的變化推動了戲劇運動的發展，戲曲領域里出現了全國規模的改良運動。同時，在日本新派劇和歐洲戲劇的影響下誕生了中國早期話劇，當時叫新劇，又稱作文明戲。新劇興起於辛亥革命前夕，後經中國早期話劇奠基人任天知領導的進化團總結這一新興劇種的經驗，探索創新，並吸收外來營養加以發展，從而形成了完整的格局。早期的優秀劇目有《家庭恩怨記》《社會鍾》《空谷蘭》《梅花落》《珍珠塔》《恨海》等。

到1928年，經著名的戲劇家洪深提議，將這種主要運用對話和動作表情來傳情達意的戲劇樣式定名為「話劇」。從此，這個由西方傳入中國的劇種，才有了一個大家認可的正式名稱。

H. 求簡單英語五人小品劇本，請看清下面的補充要求。在線等，挺急的。

搞笑英語微電影劇本《Whose treat》（英語5人搞笑微電影劇本）
演員：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白——
編劇： 攝影：
後期製作：
插曲：場景一《鈴兒響叮當》場景二《雪絨花》場景三《泰坦尼克號主題曲》場景四《flash》場景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》
道具：一份報紙（最好是英文的），三份試卷（白紙即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃
（場景一：未定空地____5個人都到， 拍攝）
旁白：One day ，some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner
一天，幾個年輕人想叫外賣吃（直接錄旁白，念完時候鏡頭落在四個人身上）
A: let』s get takeout ,please?（旁白念完直接開始）
B:why not? I like it .（開心，滿足）
C:It's up to you .(看著A）
D:OK,but i have a good idea……(手托下巴，賣關子）
A：go on ，please（請求語氣）
D：we always 」going Dutch 「,.it『s time to enjoy someone』s treat……我們總是AA制，這次找個人請客吧（掃一眼大家，繼續賣關子）
C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please(請求）
D：(笑）OK，OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！
我們每人講一個笑話，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就買單哦。（得意）
A,B,C:good idea!(大家拍手，異口同聲）
A：Let me tell a joke first .the title is」 I'm Glad 「.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先講吧，題目是「我很高興」。一個老師正在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。現在，她說
（切到場景二，到一個教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑話表演出來，， 拍）
旁白：Now, she said現在，她說
趙雪：children ，has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？
王鵬：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使別人高興過。
趙雪：Well done. Who was that?做得好，是誰呢？
王鵬：My granny.我奶奶。
趙雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
王鵬：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 『Granny, I'm going home,』 and she said, 『Well, I'm glad』！是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：『奶奶，我要回家了。』她說：『啊，我很高興！』
（切回場景一，BCD哈哈大笑A見狀很開心，）
A：oh, i got it !我做到了（很開心）
B：yeah，yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .(指著A說完捂嘴笑）
A: I……（要解釋，被B攔下）
B：OK，now ,It's my turn .」a gentle reminder」is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
(切換場景三，移至餐廳或有椅子的地方， 拍攝，）
B：On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, 在我們結婚35周年紀念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（錄旁白形式）
雙："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"「親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎？」
B：Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：
田："So, you want to switch seats?"「因此，你想交換座位嗎？」
（切回場景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）
B：so, i got it,(對C）maybe you will like the man in the future (笑）it『s your turn
C: oh,no ,he is stupid (不屑）,my title is 「girl,oh little girl」題目是「讓人無奈的孩子」When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['meɪhem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五歲的女兒和她的表妹在一起的時候，總要招來大亂。一個星期六，我開始抗議了。
（切至場景四，某空地， 拍攝）
： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."「好啦，你們兩個，」我嚴厲地說，「不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。」 （轉身要走），
雙：「come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "「來， ，我們來把自己弄臟吧。」
（切回場景一，ABD哈哈笑）
B：OK,we three all did it ,now,(對D）only you left
D:i』m very afraid now,maybe I』ll fail it . Let me try .it』s 「A dollar per point」一分一塊錢A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在給學生們監考。
（切場景五，至 教室， 拍攝）
D(旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他發下試卷，然後回到講台前等待。（ 軒演教授， 坐中間， 演學生，考試時， 左顧右盼很著急，交卷子時， 左看看右看看掏出100元夾在卷子里並且寫了一句話A dollar per point.）Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. "考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."考試結束了，學生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發現一張試卷上別著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫著：「一分一塊錢。」The next class the professor handed the tests back out. And walk up to the student ，said，第二堂課，教授把試卷都發回學生們手中。走到那個 旁，
田：」here are your test and $64 change「這是你的試卷還有64塊錢的找零。（邱大囧）
（切回場景一，ABC死憋住不笑，各種憋）
D:well,my treat(很無奈）OK，you win……i』ll buy it right now(走開）
（ABC終於放聲大笑，落幕）
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I. 英語話劇劇本推薦 5~10分鍾 5人 內容簡單易懂

守株待兔（英語短劇） 劇本
你可以自己調節角色~

（因為是搞笑，所以不必太拘謹。普通台詞意思對即可。）

[開始。樹）上台安靜地屹立到舞台較後方。導演（范冰）走到台前]

導演：Action！[跑下台]

[農夫冷酷地上。]

農夫：I』m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起]！So I』m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do U know what』s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~It』s my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下錶]It』s time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作，鋤了兩下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱]Farming farming,I』m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I』m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下台，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准備在口袋裡] [樹走上前台]

樹：I』m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝]I』m tall!And I』m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回後台]

[兔子A上]

兔子A（一開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周傑倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼）：Hey everybody,I』m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新專輯《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《發如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，這時候導演（范冰）上]

導演：[拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [導演邊說邊奪過《十一月的肖邦》。導演下台之前，看了下《十》] What』s this?[看了看，驚喜地]Oh!It』s mine！（很興奮地拿著下場）

兔子A：OK,now I』m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I』m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在場上轉圈，悠閑散步]

[農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]

農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子後面走]

[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手錶。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對准了兔子。]

兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What』s this！

農夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!

兔子A：But your gun… [幫農夫把槍頭調轉過來（農夫一開始把槍對著自己）]

農夫：Thank you!

兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起來農夫要殺自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹後面，農夫追到樹前]

農夫：Where~ to go? Haha!

[農夫開了一槍「砰」。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]

兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說]You didn』t hurt me! You didn』t hurt me！

樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]

[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發現]

農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對准兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]

兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can』t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ！[兔子暈兩下~~ 「我倒！」 倒地]

農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I』m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊]

……

兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?

樹：[指著農夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.

兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機]

[兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機前看了看]咦？What』s this？[撿起來看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It』s beautiful.[放回原處。 又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機] But how to use it？？？

樹：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![給兔子]

兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打電話的樣子] 喂？

李詠：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸運52的手勢]I』m Liyong！Now let』s start our first question！What』s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!

兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[掛掉]

李詠：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁悶地下台]

兔子A：Now let me call again.[撥打] 喂？

兔子B：喂？

兔子A：Hey Jackey！

兔子B：Hey tommy!

兔子A：How are you doing?

兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A：I』m fine too!How are your parents doing?

兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?

兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?

兔子B：He』s fine,thank you!And U?

兔子A：He』s fine , too!

兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!

兔子A：No no no!I』m in danger now!Come and help me!!!

兔子B：But where are you?

兔子A：I』m under a tree!

兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?

兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!

兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I』ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]

[兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，還很有禮貌地說了句「Thank you.」 然後又很自覺地把自己綁回了樹上]

兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [興奮過度，後仰，頭又撞倒樹上，昏眩中…「我暈！」 又暈了]

[兔子B上。]兔子B：I』m also rabbit！I』m clever! I』m brave ! And I』m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [費力地想把樹枝（雙臂）挪開，使了幾次勁，還是不行] It』s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到農夫扔掉的癢癢撓] Let』s see,what』s this！A 鋤頭！[裝作打高爾夫球，試了試鋤頭手感]Oh,it』s nice.[走到樹面前，正要砍]

樹：Stop！！！What will you do?

兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.

樹：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!

兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉鋤頭] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![靈感突來][看了看手錶] Oh it』s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [開始帶頭做早操。做著做著對樹說「Follow me！」 （企圖讓樹動起來，兩只手鬆開，這樣就可以救出兔子A）樹也開始跟著做起早操。 兔子B輕輕上前，想救出兔子A。但是樹的廣播操動作恰好都是會擋住營救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 廣播操畢。樹繼續綁著兔子A]

兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I』v got it！Music！ [音響放起泰坦尼克號主題曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住樹，企圖引導樹像女主角一樣張開雙臂，放出兔子A。樹漸漸陶醉，手緩緩松開。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A兩只手張開，成了女主角動作。樹又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角動作。樹和A陶醉其中。B要喚醒A：「Wake up!Wake up!」

兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，還用腳踹走要救它的B：「Don』t disturb me！」繼續陶醉。]

兔子B：（無奈ing…）Stop！！！（音樂停） （沮喪）I can』t save my friend…[掏出紙巾想要擦汗，帶出10塊錢，掉在地上]

樹：Money！[一個箭步沖上去撿起錢，回到原位並且對著太陽驗鈔。]

兔子A：[看四周] I』m free!!!Oh yes,I』m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢動作深情撲向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低頭系鞋帶。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在樹上，暈兩下說：「暴頭！」死翹。] [兔子B見狀沖上去，深情地摟住A：「Tommy!Tommy！」[傷心地俯下身子，緊緊抱住A]

[這時睡覺中的農夫突然一個翻身，又把B壓在了下面]

兔子B：I…can』t….breath……I』m dying!!!! [也翹了]

農夫：[農夫這時候醒了。擦了下口水，看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.

[興奮地一手提一隻兔子，哼著小曲下場]

樹：[還在驗鈔的樹正在高興，突然發現是假鈔]A！It』s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]

J. 英語話劇劇本，中文英文都要，5個人。不是白雪公主，灰姑娘，小紅帽的，少點。

Cast
Skipping Class(逃課)4-6人劇本
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats 「skipping classes」 as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper

Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a ?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the 「Business Management」 test today and I was up studying for it till three o』clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o』clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o』clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o』clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God』s sake! Don』t you care about next week』s mid-term examination?

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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we』ll have the 「Business Management」 class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don』t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else』s business. You』ll get yourself in trouble. Don』t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don』t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o』clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I』m not. Yet I think we can just the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don』t have any class in the morning but we』re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn』t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you』ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you』ll appreciate what I』m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you』ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don』t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It』s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don』t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That』s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let』s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)