兩個舔什麼一個插電影

① 有一部電影好像演的是兩個男的參加婚禮然後專門找伴娘發生關系 這個電影叫什麼名字

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《婚禮傲客》是由大衛·道金執導，歐文·威爾遜、文斯·沃恩主演的愛情喜劇電影，於2005年7月13日在美國上映。該片講述了被稱為「婚禮傲客」的約翰與傑瑞米頻頻出席各類婚禮，兩人在插科打諢調動氣氛之餘，結下若干露水姻緣的故事。

② 有一部動漫,兩個狼舔一個小孩的

《逗鳥外傳：萌寶滿天飛》是由華納兄弟電影公司和華納動畫集團出品喜劇動畫片，由尼古拉斯·斯托勒執導，安迪·薩姆伯格、凱蒂·克朗、安東·斯達克曼、凱爾希·格蘭莫等聯合配音[1] 。
該片講述了一隻送子鸛在運送一個寶寶到新家的過程中發生的各種搞笑逗趣故事[2] 。

③ 求一部電影名字，國外的。裡面情節有一個男生站在女生寢室樓下講演

《百個女生一男生》
表白內容：沒有你我就像只被拋棄的狗在高速公路的旁邊，我真的很緊張，盡管我不知道你的生日是什麼時候，我們可以一起去買東西跟煮東西，我發誓，我沒有油嘴滑舌；當你在停車時刮破了輪胎，如果你一直愛我，我會每周都負責洗廁所，如果你要的話我會用舌頭來洗；我會把「臟話」跟「愛火箭」在我的詞彙中剔除出去，我會愛你，就算你的名字是mimi，又或者你要我把名字叫成「美美」，我會在沒人或者最糟糕的環境中放屁，我會做低膽固醇節食，我不會買一輛紅色運動跑車，當我中年危機時；你的父母可以買州來看你，就算你的媽媽是個大巫婆，可以不去住退休房，因為她可以跟我們住；我發誓，我會從眾多色彩中分出白色，我會學習冷跟熱水洗的秘密，在你化妝的時候我會靜心的等，不會催促你，如果你是個軟弱，我永遠不會說一隻狗可以從水中救出你而貓不行，我會高興小雞讓你發瘋，就像「傲慢與偏見」那樣，如果你煮東西我什麼都吃，我不會對著難吃的菜皺起眉頭，我永遠都會說「是的」 ，但你問「我今晚的發行好看嗎？」時，我要對「擁抱」重新下個新的定義，我會每天仔細的閱讀你的星座資料，我會保存你送給我的每張生日卡，當我們分開時我會給你寫信，我不會讓你知道我的車鑰匙放在那裡，我永遠不會把臟襪子拉在地板上，跟我在一起你會發現牙膏永遠都蓋著，如果你喜歡我會穿男用比基尼泳裝，我的肚臍會蓋上，我會美美的吻你的陰蒂，這會是你試過的最有激情的最親密的一個，我現在宣布為了你我會犧牲一切，如果你不能跟我在一起，我只感到我身體的某部分好像死掉了。

英文版：Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors and learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on my makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.

④ 有個電影裡面一男一女吃著飯在飯桌上就幹了起來 裡面那個女的舔自己的手指 女的把白布一層層的裹在自己

應該是韓國電影：我的老婆是大佬！章子怡有參演。

⑤ 誰知道有一部電影，一個男的和一個女的親熱弄濕了兩個褲衩

《美國派》的第一部，很經典的情節，當時看的時候笑噴了。